Chapter 2: Strippers
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Blue Shenron: Ok, Luffy, Zoro your police outfits are over there.
Luffy: What are we doing again?
Jungle boy: Please explain to Luffy Zoro.
Zoro: Right.
Jungle boy: Hi readers were just explaining what Luffy and Zoro have to do in this chapter.
Jungle boy, Blue Shenron and Zoro: NO LUFFY DON'T DO THAT!
We join Luffy, singing (again) on the bar, and Zoro, talking to a wall (thinking it is Nami).
Luffy: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN PIRATE? WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN … UM... MELON, EARLY IN THE MORNING!
Zoro: So Nami, feel like going out some time? Talking to the table now! There was no answer! FINE, DON'T ANSWER ME THEN! Walks over to Luffy!
Luffy: Whoa! Luffy falls off of the bar! Zoro, look at your big, long stick
Zoro: Well, nice of you to notice bob, I use it to stick it …
Luffy: There are 10!
Zoro: WHAT?
Luffy: No, there are 7! Points to the 3 of Zoro's swords!
Zoro: Oh, well, I use them to … to … tomorrow, the sun will shine! Starts to sing!
Luffy suddenly stands up and walks out of the bar shouting "I have an idea!"
Nami: Will he be alright?
Sanji: mutters hopefully not!
Zoro: I heard that… FRED Hey, I remember you from university, remember that soccer game, waaaaahhoooo! GO TIGERS! Falls down and goes to sleep!
Nami: What about Luffy?
Robin: Will he be alright?
Usopp: No, of course not, the state he is in!
Nami: So what are we going to do?
Robin: Um, well, we could go and search for him! But it is cold out there
Nami: Yeah, and I am, ummm … a virgin, I don't want to get rapped!
Sanji: Mutters now, that is an idea!
Suddenly Luffy bursts through the door singing "oh happy day" with a bag in his right hand.
Luffy: HEY! Zoro, come over hear for a minute, I will meet you in the corner in two seconds! Points to the middle of the room and holds 10 fingers up!
Zoro: Ohhhhhhhh, a big bag of … of…Good morning starshine, the world says hellooooooooo!
Luffy grabs him and pulls him to the middle of the room, and they both fly into the corner for Luffy is drunk and thought that it would be fun to hit Zoro and himself over the head, they stand up and are in a closed off area (the toilets)!
Nami: I wonder what is in the bag?
Robin: There is one thing we need now is some male strippers!
Usopp: I AGREE
Robin: What?
Usopp: I mean, holy shit, I disagree, and what is that Sanji trying to change the subject you want to volunteer?
Sanji: Uh, ok!
Robin: I said "MALE" Strippers
Nami: Giggles, like Luffy and Zor- Slaps her hand over her mouth!
Suddenly two police men come out of the toilets and stand on the bar, swaying a bit, the bigger, more well built one says "hello ladies" and gay boys "Usopp"!
Robin and Nami: STRIPPERS! They shouted happily.
Unown Strippers: That's right ladies and Usopp.
Nami: wonder what's taking Luffy and Zoro so long
U.S: They are closer than you think ladies, and Usopp
The unknown strippers lift their hats up and immediately The girls know who it is, it is Luffy and Zoro, the drunken Pirates!
Luffy: Hellooooo, ladies
Zoro: Helloooooo, Nami
Usopp: mutters Helloooo Zoro dribbles
They start to take off there clothes and Nami is the centre of attention for the two drunken pirates, Luffy puts his Tie around Nami's neck, pulling hey towards his body, Sanji, gets even madder and bites the end of his fag off!
Zoro (Still remembering the bet) kicks Luffy out of the way and does exactly the same, Nami starts to giggle and she slaps Sanji, who is holding onto her arm, trying to pull her away!
Luffy stand back up onto the bar and so does Zoro, they both start to strip even more (if that is possible)!
The idiotic Luffy lights a match and points it at Zoro!
Luffy: I am hot
Zoro: So am I, I'm to sexy for my boxers and takes them off, placing his hat in the way!
Nami: You are hot!
Usopp: You are on fire
Zoro: GAY BOY!
Usopp: No, you are on fire!
Luffy had accidentally put the match into Zoro's hair and he was shouting!
Luffy: Up's
Zoro: Ahhhhh Runs around the bar
Luffy: I have got it!
Zoro: My head!
Luffy pours vodka onto the flames causing it to burst up and Zoro jumps into the Barrel that is full of water, Luffy also stops and places his hat (the only bit of clothing on him) where his, uhem's were!
Nami: Well Boys, That wasn's as good as you wanted it to be!
Robin I enjoyed it!
Usopp: Me too – Every one looks at him – I mean, ohh, an ant, I am going to take it outside! Runs out of the bar
Nami: What is the time?
Zoro: 10 to 10, past 6 and 20 past 8, ok?
Luffy: No it is 10 past 12 to 5 and it looks like the pig has hit the 12!
Nami: What?
Robin: It is only 11 o'clock!
Luffy: I know, spin the bottle
Zoro: or, truth or dare!
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