Chapter 3: Truth or Dare
A/NBlue ShenronI love truth or dare man!
Jungle Boy: This is going to be the funniest yet!
Zoro, Luffy, Nami, Robin and Usopp are all sat down on the floor playing truth or dare, Sanji is sat in the corner, he is angry that Nami is paying more attention to Zoro than him!
The Bottle Lands on LuffyRobin: I dare you to kiss Nami for five seconds, with toungs!
Luffy: Ok
Sanji: Why I aorta …
A luffy walk over to Nami to kiss her but Nami puts her hand in the way, Luffy shouts out high five and Nami sighs!
The bottle in spun again and it lands on Zoro
Usopp: Says quickly and mutters it I dare you to take your hat off so I can see!
Zoro: What about my crap?
Nami: Usopp?
Usopp points at the innocent robin
Zoro: Ok then robin I –
Luffy: He He He bursts out laughing
Nami: What?
Robin: what is wrong?
Usopp: What the …
Luffy: Zoro …
Zoro: Yeah Nami, what do you want?
Nami: uh?
Luffy: Zoro is naked!
Nami: So are you
Zoro: Bursts out laughing
Nami: What now?
Zoro: You are all wearing clothes
Nami: So?
Robin: I am sure that we are feeling pretty silly right now!
Usopp: Lets spin the Bottle again!
The Bottle land on Usopp!
Usopp: Truth!
Zoro: Ok, I dare you to
Usopp: I said truth!
Nami: You can't pick Truth!
Usopp: Why not?
Robin: Because you lie!
Usopp: Well then I am not playing
Luffy: I need the Toilet
Luffy runs to the toilet! About 20 minuets later Luffy comes out and says:
Luffy: I missed!
Nami: What did you miss?
Luffy: The hole!
Nami: Looks at the wet patch on his hat! And …
Luffy: Oh, I didn't get there in time; I will pay the janitor, Jimmy!
Bar Tender: my name isn't Jimmy
Luffy: Ok then Jimmy!
Zoro: Say, Nami, what is the time?
Sanji: mutters Time to go to drastic measures, rape Nami!
Zoro: Time for bed!
Luffy: Nami, will you join me?
Nami: Ummm, ok then
Nami and Luffy walk up stairs and about half way Luffy shouts
Luffy: I WIN THE BET!
Nami: what bet?
Luffy, the bet that I put on with Zoro that I could pull you!
Nami slaps him and runs down stairs and takes Zoro upstairs
Zoro: Let's get this party started!
Nami: oh yeah
Robin: I am free Luffy!
Luffy: Ah, slut woman, escort me to my bed!
Robin: Ok!
Luffy and Robin go upstairs and enter the bedroom next to Zoro and Nami! There is one room left
Usopp: Hey Sanji would you like me to…
Sanji: To what?
Usopp: To, go and have…
Sanji: What?
Usopp: Have a good time winks
Sanji: ok, nothing better to do!
Sanji and Usopp go into the last bedroom!
Zoro runs into the room where Luffy is and asks to borrow his skin!
Luffy: Why?
Zoro: I am going to have some hard sex with Nami!
Luffy: ok! Zoro takes a bit of his leg!
Zoro: Wait, Luffy aren't you under age?
Luffy: Yep
Zoro: Cool! Walks out of the room
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