DRUNKEN STRAW HATS

Chapter 4 – The Morning after

The birds were twirping and the lovers were down stairs, Sanji and Usopp, Zoro walks down the stairs to join them!

Zoro: What happened last night?

Sanji: Don't you remember?

Zoro: No

Sanji: You had sex with my future lover!

Zoro: oh, where is she now?

Usopp: Next to you, in your bed maybe?

Zoro: Oh, cool, I am going to go back to bed

Sanji: WHAT?

Zoro: Nami might be cold! A smirk comes across his face as he goes upstairs!

Suddenly the pub shook!

Luffy: Ahhhhhhh, My Head!

Usopp: Luffy is up darling!

Sanji: don't call me that, I was lonely last night!

Usopp: oh, yeah, uh, me too!

Luffy: Oh, hi robin!

Robin: Why are you naked? Why am I naked? Did you rape me?

Robin: No, we slept …

Luffy: I remember, no I don't, that was last week!

Robin: We had sex!

Luffy: I am hungry!

Robin: WE HAD SEX! Trying to get it through to him that they done something wrong last night!

Luffy: I AM HUNGRY!

Robin: Ok then, you are under age

Luffy: For what, food?

Robin: No, for SEX!

Luffy: Who had sex, where has half o my leg gone?

Robin: Zoro took it!

Tony Tony Chopper: Come on crew, Time to go!

The crew got dressed and came down stairs and were heading to the ship!

Tony Tony Chopper: what happened, was it fun?

Luffy: Well … Um?

Zoro: It was …

Robin: An experience

Nami: I suppose it was ok!

Sanji: I hated it!

Usopp: IT WAS GREAT!

Please Read and Review Thank you!

A/N

Blue Shenron: Ok, well that was, ummm, Zoro was umm, that is all I have to say!

Jungle Boy: It was funny, but you might not realise it yet, but we don't like Usopp! Sanji is ok, I suppose

Blue Shenron: Yeah, that is the word, funny man!