By animeninjaNIPPON

As soon as he got home, he noticed that Gaz was playing video games with someone. "I didn't know you had any friends," Dib commented as he crossed the living room on his way to the kitchen. He stopped abruptly halfway toward his destination and did a double take.

This time, it was clearly Tak. She was wearing her hologram human disguise and sitting next to Gaz.

"I KNEW IT!" Dib screeched in a Zim-like manner. "I knew you were here, Kat!"

"The name is 'Tak,' you idiot," the alien-in-disguise snapped.

"Go away, freak," Gaz growled at her brother.

Dib ignored the name-calling. "What are you doing here?"

Gaz paused the game and stood up, ready to see to her obnoxious sibling's demise. "Why don't you go annoy your boyfriend or something?"

Tak stood up as well. "That would be Zim, correct?"

"Sadly, yes," Gaz replied. She looked up at Dib. "Leave us alone."

"But – she's trying to take over the planet!"

"Well, that was my original intention," Tak explained. "You see, I landed here about three Earth hours ago to exact revenge on Zim for ruining my last mission. Then I ran into Gaz. We started talking about how stupid you and Zim are, and then we started talking about my ship, which led to talking about these 'video games,' as she calls them…"

"And what does this have to do with anything?" Dib interrupted. Gaz hit him in the head.

"Well," Tak continued, "I started thinking that maybe the Tallest didn't really want me around, since they paid more attention to Zim even though I was the one doing the actual work… Long story short, I've decided to stay here with Gaz."

"Here? In MY house?"

"Don't be stupid," Gaz replied contemptuously. "She has her own house."

All of a sudden, Mimi burst into the room, waving a flaming rubber piggy.

"NOOO!" Tak cried. "I ordered you to stay in that spare room until I could fix you!"

"Spare – Gaz, did you say she could use my bedroom?"

Gaz opened one angry eye. "What of it?"

Dib sighed, dropping his backpack in a corner. "I'm going out. You know where to find me." He opened the door and hurried off to find Zim.

End of part six