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Ever wonder why Horatio is always wearing sunglasses?
The Sunglasses
Location: Latest Miami Murder Scene
"Hello Horatio" Detective Yelina Salas yelled catching the ginger haired one's attention before filling him in on the latest victim.
"Right, okay" He turned, peered over his sunglasses gave the body a once over before speaking again
'It looks like she was dragged here before being stabbed then shot, better check out the boyfriend. Pity she's yer brothers widow hey H'
Horatio gave a tiny nod before repeating what his sunglasses told him. About the crime.
Later at CSI: HQ
"Hey Eric what you got?"
"Hey H, the Vic's clothes were covered in spores not those of any trees around where she was found, other than that not a lot"
'I could have told you that'
'I know sunglasses but that's the job'
"Okay keep it up Eric"
With Calleigh at CSI: HQ:
"Hey can you tell me anything about the gun?"
"Alex sent me over the bullet, standard revolver, got a match, registered to the boyfriend, checked with PD he hasn't reported it missing"
'It is the boyfriend; I feel it in my frames. Calleigh is very nice isn't she?"
'Shut up sunglasses'
"Okay we'll bring him in"
Later, after a successful wrap up. Horatio is walking authoritively to the front desk with a folder in his hand
'Well sunglasses I think that was a good day'
'I agree Horatio now if you would let me help you pull one of the lovely ladies round here you won't have to go home and watch NYPD Blue every night relieving the good old days'
'Maybe another time sunglasses, now let me concentrate, I don't want to walk into a wall'
