Chapter 5
"His worst disguise yet"
Dear Monsieur Voldemort,
Due to some recent events, I will be arriving tomorrow afternoon instead of Monday. I am so very sorry monsieur for letting know so late but things came up to quickly and so I am arriving tomorrow. I look forward to looking after these orphans for it is my job, but do not worry! Everyone at home calls me Marry Poppins because I can take care of children and make sure that they grow with knowledge!
Sincèrement,
Gigi
Voldemort stared at that letter for a very long time in wonder. "If something as just come up, wouldn't she not be coming early? And who the in the world is Marry Poppins?" His thoughts were confusing him, so he went to bed wondering why Gigi was arriving early the very next morning.
BEEP "Good morning children! I have a special breakfast for you this morning, and a special surprise! So you better get up before your breakfast gets cold!"
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your mornings often reflects on how your day will be. For instance if you wake up in the morning in a very big bed, sun shining in your window, and the smell of bacon down the hall, then you know that you will probably and most likely have a good day. But if you wake up to the sound of thunder and lighting, and you are in a small bed with no food to be smelt down the hall, then your day will most likely be a bad one. As for the Baudelaire's they had no idea what kind of day they were going to have.
Violet got up, got dressed and was the first one in the kitchen. Followed by Klaus and Sunny.
"For breakfast this morning." announced Voldemort "I made you funny face pancakes!"
He placed the plates right in front of them and to there surprise all they wanted to do was laugh. For the pancakes were funny faces!
"Wow, Uncle Voldy!" said Violet taking her first bite "You are a really good cook!"
"Yeah these pancakes are so heavenly!" said Klaus with his mouth full
"Rewoi!" shrieked Sunny which probably meant "I may not be able to sink my teeth into these pancakes and bite on them with all my might, but they are really good!"
"Thank you." replied Voldemort "They are my special recipe."
The Bauldelaires finished there breakfast too quickly, for it was very good, and instantly went up to there rooms to get ready for the surprise Uncle Voldy has for them.
"I wonder what it is." said Violet as she was tying her hair up with her ribbon
"What ever it is, I bet its probably going to be something better than those jelly beans I had last night." replied Klaus
"Eknad!" shrieked Sunny which probably mean "And I hope its something better than that incredibly hard fudge I tried to eat last night."
"What ever it is, we should be thankful for it and Uncle Voldy, because as far as I can see, he is one of the best guardians we have ever had!" said Violet
But just then, they heard the door bell, followed by Uncle Voldy's voice on the intercom
BEEP "Children, come downstairs I have a special surprise for you."
And without much hesitation the children raced downstairs wondering what there surprise was.
"Now I know Gigi wasn't suppose to have arrive early but, the surprise is that Gigi has come early!" announced Voldemort
"Oh well that's nice." replied Violet
"Would you like to meet her?" asked Voldemort
"Sure." replied the Baudelaires
"Gigi, will you come here for a moment? There's someone id like you to meet." called Voldemort
Now, if you have been following the story of these three orphans, since the very beginning, then you know that Count Olaf is always lurking around these poor children, plotting and scheming to get his hands on the Baudelaire fortune. Within days of the orphans' arrival of there new place, Count Olaf and his nefarious assistants- the word "nefarious" here means "Baudelaire hating"- are usually on the scene, sneaking around and committing dastardly deeds. And now just as the Baudelaires thought they were safe with Uncle Voldy, they were very wrong. For right in front of them was not a nanny they had expected to see. It was Count Olaf in a very bizarre wardrobe. He was wearing this grey dress with a white apron tied around his waste, he was wearing incredibly tan nylons so that they would cover up his tattoo, and he had this very phony orange wig that could almost be mistaken for Fat Louie! The Baudelaires didn't know if they should be scared or start laughing there heads off, for it was his worst disguise yet.
"Oh! Mousier Voldemort!" Count Olaf said in a ridiculously high, French, voice, as if he were really a nanny from France. "They are so very adorable! What are there names?"
"You already know are names, Count Olaf!" snapped Violet
"I do not know of this Count Olaf you speak of." replied Count Olaf
"Now, now, Violet, I know that you have had very miserable experience with Count Olaf, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't accuse Gigi of being Count Olaf. Besides she's from France." exclaimed Voldemort
"But this really is Count Olaf!" exclaimed Klaus
"Fiti!" exclaimed Sunny which probably meant "My siblings are telling you the truth! You must believe them!"
"I am so very sorry Gigi, the Baudelaires have had a very unpleasant experiences in the past and they think that you are Count Olaf, who by the way, is a very evil man that I will tell you about in just a second." said Voldemort in a very apologetic manner
"But this really is Count Olaf! You must believe us! Surely you wouldn't believe this fake disguise!" argued Violet
"Excusez-moi ?" exclaimed Count Olaf
"Children I think you need to head upstairs and take a nap, I think you have had too much sugar and need to sleep it off." said Voldemort
"But…" exclaimed Klaus
"Go! Maybe you will feel better when you wake up and realize that Gigi is not Count Olaf."
Sadly the Baudelaires headed up to there rooms with only one thing on there mind.
"What is that delinquent up to now?" asked Klaus in a very angry tone
"What else? It's quite obvious that he is after our fortune." answered Violet
"Yes, I know that Violet, but the real question is, how is going to steal it this time?" asked Klaus
"You know." said Violet as she was tying her hair up "That is exactly what I am trying to figure out at this moment."
"We can't let him find out about what we are doing for Uncle Voldy." exclaimed Klaus
"I know, that's the hard part, trying to help Uncle Voldy while trying not to get killed or kidnapped by Count Olaf!" said Violet
"So what do we do know?" asked Klaus
"We do what we have always done Klaus, put our heads together and come up with something miraculous that will hopefully save our butts." replied Violet
And the three of them put there heads together, to come up with a plan that will hopefully save all of there butts.