Chapter 6

Mission Impossible

Wormtail sat there in the silence of his Lords office. Waiting. Waiting for his Lord to come back with the good news. Finally the door swung open and there stood Lord Voldemort.

"My Lord, how are the children? Are they going to…"

"I can't take it anymore." cried Voldemort

"What?" asked Wormtail in great confusion

"I can't handle being nice! It's just not me! I can't take the cookies and the lobster dinner and and…the chocolate chip cookies! I just can't take it any more!" cried Voldemort in a childish manner.

"Would you feel better if you killed someone my Lord?" asked Wormtail

sniff "Yes, I think that's a great idea. Bring me my address book!" demanded Voldemort

Wormtail went to Voldemorts desk and pulled out a big black book, and handed it to Voldemort.

"Hmmm….let me see here." said Voldemort flipping through his address book. " I killed her last year so that would be a no…Oh my god! I can't believe this person is still alive… I though I killed Larry last week…Oh well….be back in a flash Wormtail."

And with that said Voldemort apparated out of his office. It wasn't long before he came back with a satisfied look on his face.

"Ash Wormtail I feel one hundred percent better now!" exclaimed Voldemort

"Good now can we get down to business?" asked Wormtail

Violet peaked out of her room, and sure enough there was Count Olaf, dusting one of Uncle Voldy's snake statues.

"Is he near by?" asked Klaus

"He's near." replied Violet

"Well this is going to be hard. We have to come up with the greatest prank and find a way to unveil Count Olaf's stupid disguise." said Klaus

"This isn't going to be easy which is why," said Violet tying up her hair "We are secretly going to come up with a prank for Uncle Voldy, and find a way for Uncle Voldy to realize that this is Count Olaf! Not Gigi the maid from France!" exclaimed Violet

Klaus got up and peaked through the door again. But no one was down the hall.

"He is gone." whispered Klaus

"Good, now let's get down to business." said Violet

"You realize these children are muggles my Lord, how on earth are you going to get them into the castle?" asked Wormtail

"With a simple spell I have been practicing, they will be able to see the castle and interact with the students which will blend them in with the rest of the group." replied Voldemort

"Wow my Lord do you really think it will work?" asked Wormtail in awe

"Will it? I most certainly think it will." replied Voldemort

"Yes but, wont the students suspect something when they enter Hogwarts? What about the infant? And what houses will they be in?" asked Wormtail

"No one in that school will suspect a thing, and as for the houses I was going to put them in Ravenclaw because those brats are really smart, but then I figured, the closer they are to Harry the better so I put them in Gryffindor." replied Voldemort

"That's good, my Lord, that's good. So now the real question is, how are they going to kill Harry with out getting caught and with out them knowing?" asked Wormtail

"They are coming up with a plan as we speak." said Voldemort

Wormtail sat there in utmost confusion until it finally hit him…literally

"When we pull this prank." began Violet "It needs to be sneaky, well planed and thought out, and will not in any way shape or form harm Uncle Voldys job."

"Well lets review now, as I recall, Uncle Voldy has pulled his pranks in class when everyone was around…shouldn't he be pulling them outside of class or during the breaks?" asked Klaus

"Yes, good point, he should have done them during lunch, or snack break which would have been a lot sneaker." replied Violet

"Hmm what could we do durning the break that is sneaky and easy to get away with?" asked Klaus

The Bauldelaires sat there in silence, but it wasn't long before Gigi entered the room.

"Monsieur Voldemort sent me to check up on you." replied Olaf in a rather high French voice.

"Oh, really? I don't believe that nonsense!" said a very annoyed Violet

"Vous évasion biseautée des orphelins de cette fois, aucun mater ce qu'il prend, je vais obtenir votre fourtune !" said Olaf

"Huh?" replied Sunny

But lucky for Klaus, he knew exactly what Count Olaf was saying.

"La fois prochaine que vous décidez de vous déguiser en tant que fille, vous pourrait vouloir considérer mettre sur plus de maquillage à la couverture vers le haut qui dévastent la tache derrière votre perruque !" replied Klaus in a very fluent French tone

Olaf stood there with his shiny eyes wide open, completely bewildered by what Klaus had just told him, he immediately ran out of the room.

"Klaus! I didn't know you could speak French!" exclaimed Violet

"Mom and Dad had several books in the library on the French language." replied Klaus

"Frais!" shrieked Sunny, which here meant, "What ever you said, you sure showed him!"

"By the way what did you tell him?" asked Violet

Klaus laughed, "Lets just say that he will no longer be bothering us for a while…wait that's it!"

"What's it?" asked Violet

"If we slip something into his food with out him noticing and without the item being harmful we could pull the biggest prank ever!" exclaimed Klaus

"Yes…that is a good idea but what is it that we are slipping into his food…and it would have to be invisible to his eyes and taste." added Violet

"What if…no….wait…yes…Helium!" exclaimed Klaus as he was thinking out load to himself

"Helium? If I'm not correct Klaus, I believe that is a gas, what we need is a liquid." added Violet

"But Uncle Voldy is the Chemistry teacher! I'm sure he knows away to turn helium into a liquid. If we succeed with this, Harry will have a high squeaky voice for the rest of the day!" said Klaus

"Klaus, this is a brilliant idea! We must tell him right away!" exclaimed Violet as she headed for the door

"Wait a minute, not yet, not until Count Olaf far away from being near Uncle Voldy." said Klaus

"Your right…so now what do we do?" asked Violet

"I will go to my library and look up stuff about helium and how to pull a successful prank, in the mean time, you and Sunny should try and find a way to get passed Olaf." said Klaus

"Ok!" replied Sunny

"But my Lord! Are you sure this is going to work? I mean, remember the time when you tried to steal the sorcerer's stone? That went horribly wrong…Oh! And remember what happened last year? We were supposed to kill Harry, but instead we end up killing Cedric Diggory! That was complete chaos! Are you positive this plan is going to work!" exclaimed Wormtail

"Believe me when I say, he is not going to expect an attack from 3 orphans." Replied Voldemort in a very evil voice.

"Oh, that's good my Lord, that is good!" said Wormtail

"Isn't it? Muhahahahahahahahahahcoughchoke grr….I hate it when that happens!" choked Voldemort

"So now what?" asked Wormtail

Voldemort gave an evil smile, "We make 'Helium'."