Hey there!

Chapter 8 is finally here and! i kno most of you have been complaining about my grammer soo i took this chapter to the lovely Aunt Josphine (hells627angel83!) thank you! she also leaves a hilarious message for me to post

A/N: I would just like to thank my awesome grammar-checker, hells627angel83, for making this chapter better and more bearable for all of us! Hells627angel83 spent time she didn't have to go over this chapter, since God knows that I totally suck at grammar AND spelling! Check out her stories, they're amazing! And for all of your grammatical needs, contact her, you won't regret it…even if she does insult your grammar.

lol i do admit her storys are awsome and that i so totally encorage you all to read them...i also admit that i do suck at grammer...

hey speaking of grammer im sure you would like to hear this funny story...believe me you will laugh

so i got a detention the other day...parents are still mad but guess why?

i corrected my teachers grammer

and the sad part was

i was correct the whole intire time

anyways here is chapter 8!

Chapter 8
Not my Glasses

Due to the steepness of the hill, it took the Baudelaires approximately 10 minutes to reach the school gate. And when they did they hesitated before going in.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" asked Klaus as he looked up at the three hundred foot gates.

"Of course it is! Remember this is for Uncle Voldy!" said Violet as she reminded her little brother of all the great things Uncle Voldy did for them.

And with that said, both of the Baudelaires knocked on the gate. Instantly, the gates began to open without a trace of anyone being there to open them.

"Wow." gasped Sunny as she watch the gates open before them.

With extreme caution, the Baudelaires walked into the entrance to the school and took a left turn.

"Hmm let's see here." thought Voldemort as he was trying to think.

"One large chair, One big bucket of popcorn…EXTRA BUTTER!" emphasized Voldemort as he was conjuring this up with a flick of his wand. "One large Dr. Pepper…NOT ROOT BEER sigh last time it was root beer…and…

…A bag of sour gummy worms!"

Having said all this, he sat down in his 'movie style' chair and began to chow down on his extra buttery popcorn.

"And now playing in a
theater near me…The Death of Harry Potter directed by Lord Voldemort! And Produced by Avada Kadavra Productions! Muhahahahaha!" laughed Voldemort as he chugged down his Dr. Pepper.

"We're lost!" exclaimed Violet as she made her way through all the weird green plants.

"Well, judging by the weird green plants, I think we are in Gardening 101." said Klaus

"How are we ever going to get out!" exclaimed Violet. But just then, a tall grey-haired teacher in emerald green robes came walking their way. She had a very strict look on her face which made the Baudelaires very nervous.

"You! What are you 3 doing here I thought-"

But something stopped her half way through her sentence.

"You must be the new students!
My name is Professor McGonagall, I believe you are in the wrong classroom. Here, allow me to show you to your first class."

They followed Professor McGonagall out of the weird green plants and into the castle.

"Everything seems to be working out perfectly." hissed Voldemort as he stuffed gummy worms into his mouth.

There was a loud pop, and Voldemort turned around to see who it was. It was Wormtail.

"Any good news Wormtail?" asked Voldemort

"No, but I did save money on my apparition insurance by switching to Geico!" said Wormtail excitedly.

Voldemort rolled his eyes and continued to watch the
show.

"Look Klaus the pictures are moving!" exclaimed Violet as she pointed at one of the portraits.

Klaus laughed at the idea.

"Violet, they are simply TV monitors that look like moving paintings, very clever use of technology might I add." stated Klaus.

"Hey who are you calling a
monitor!" howled one of the portraits.

"Interactive TV monitors, very impressive." said Klaus as he eyed one of the portraits.

"This way children." called out Professor McGonagall.

They followed her until they came to a door.

"Now, I don't have your lists of classes yet but in the mean time I will put you in History of…" she paused as if she was going to say something but thought over what she was going to say.

"History of Magicians." finished Professor McGonagall.

"Oh, well, that's interesting… who is our teacher?" asked Violet.

"Professor Binns is your teacher." replied McGonagall.

"Do you know when lunch is?" asked Klaus eagerly.

"I will leave the rest of your questions to your student guide, Hermione Granger. Look for her after class." replied McGonagall.

And with that said she opened the door to the classroom.

"Professor Binns, these are the new students, I know they arrived late but they got lost in Herbology." said McGonagall.

"What new students? I don't think that…"

But something stopped him in his sentence.

"Welcome! Please take a seat in the back. Today we are talking about the invention of card tricks!" exclaimed Professor Binns.

And all three Baudelaires sighed a heavy sigh, for they knew it was going to be a long eventful day.

"This movie sucks! I want my money back!" yelled Wormtail as he was throwing his popcorn at the 'screen.'

"Shhhh…quiet the best part is coming up soon!" whispered Voldemort.

"But that's what you said about Lord of the Rings, Pootie Tang, and Legally Blonde! And none of them turned out to be good movies…they all sucked!" exclaimed Wormtail

"But this one is way different… someone dies a tragic death in this one." whispered Voldemort.

"Oh god, please don't tell me it's another one of those cheesy remakes of Romeo and Juliet." whined Wormtail.

"No even better." whispered Voldemort

"And so concludes the history of card tricks…class dismissed!" said
Professor Binns

The three Baudelaires were literally half a sleep when Professor Binns droned on about a boring subject they didn't need to learn because it probably wouldn't help them later on in life. But when he dismissed class the Baudelaires tore out of there as if they had heard the ice cream truck.

"First thing's first, find Harry." said
Violet.

"And figure out where on earth we are." added Klaus.

"I think we should go this way." said Violet.

And Klaus led the way, following behind him were Violet and Sunny.

10 minutes later

"We have passed this statue 5 times! We are lost…again!" exclaimed Violet.

"Well at least class hasn't started yet," said Klaus "Here, lets try going this w-"

As Klaus rounded the corner in one of the halls he mistakenly ran into one of the students causing his glasses to fly off.

"My glasses!" cried Klaus.

"My glasses!" cried the
student.

Klaus and the student were on the floor aimlessly searching for there glasses. Violet couldn't wait any longer for him to look for them.

"Here Klaus try these, and you, I don't know your name but you try these." said Violet as she handed them both a pair of glasses.

"These aren't mine!" they both said in unison and Violet switched the glasses.

"Ah! That's better." said Klaus as he was adjusting his glasses "Yo-" Klaus started to say but when he looked at the student, he couldn't finish his sentence. There stood a fairly tall boy dressed in the same school robes as everyone else. He was looking at them as though he had just seen a ghost and would want to run away in fright, but
didn't. He had messy black hair, and vivid green eyes. He also had some sort of weird lightning shape scar on his forehead, but this wasn't the reason Klaus could not finish his sentence. The reason why, was that he and his siblings had been searching for this student the whole entire time they where at Hogwarts.

For that student was Harry Potter…but you probably already knew that.

DUN DUN DAHHH!

Why are the teachers acting so weird around the Baudelaires? Shouldnt the Baudelaires figure out by now that its all a dangerous trick? Where on earth is Count Olaf? Why are there poorly taken pictures of Andy Roddick on my cell phone!

stay tuned as i post chapter 9!

i would also like to add that if there still is something wrong w/ my grammer...then let me know.