Hey guys! at the end of the chapter there is a special story that Rini wrote in
my journal...so i thought i should post it at the end for more laughs
Mia
b From hells627angel83: Hey guys! Sorry it took so long to get this chapter
out, That was completely my fault. I kept putting it off, and then I got really
busy and I couldn't do it anyway…so I'm REALLY sorry. Anyway, chapters for my
stories will be out ASAP, spring break is coming up soon and that means more
time, and just to make up the REALLY long wait to you guys, I'm going to put out
a chapter for i Impossible Choices /i as well. Anyway, I'd write more but I
have a date in less than 45 minutes, have fun reading! /b
Chapter 9
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly!
"Your, your, your…" exclaimed Klaus but that seemed to be the only thing coming
out of his mouth.
"Can you tel…" said Violet but she was soon interrupted by Harry.
"Let me guess. 'OHHH Harry please tell me how you defeated Voldemort!' 'Ohh
Harry will you show me your scar?' OHH Harry, is Voldemort really fired because
of you?' Because I will not!" said Harry in a bit of an annoyed
tone.
"No actually, I was wondering if you could tell us where we might be able to
find Hermione Granger." said
Violet
"Oh…well she was behind me a second ago…Hermione!" called Harry.
A girl with curly brunette hair came running towards Harry. It was obvious to
the Baudelaires that this was Hermione.
"You called Harry." she said.
"Yes, these new students were looking for you." he responded.
"Oh, I was looking for you, McGonagall was telling me all about you…I am sorry
but I
forgot your names."
"I'm Violet Baudelaire."
"And I'm, I'm, I'm…" stuttered Klaus, and Violet nudged him on his arm.
"I'm Klaus…Klaus Baudelaire." said Klaus as he was trying to find the right
words.
"And this is our little sister Sunny, our parents are out of town you see and we
couldn't find anyone else to look after her so we brought her with us." said
Violet.
"Well, if you need
any information about anything, you come to me alright?" asked Hermione.
Violet nodded, but Klaus didn't move an inch.
"Say, what class do you guys have next?" she asked.
"We don't know yet…we haven't received our class scheduals yet." replied Violet.
"Well, our next class is chemistry…would you like to join us until then?"
Hermione offered.
"Sure."
"Well class is this way down in the dungeons, follow me."
Violet, Sunny and Klaus followed until Violet stopped Klaus in his tracks.
"What was up with you over there? And how come your all red in the face?" asked
Violet.
"I don't know! Really I don't!" replied Klaus as quickly as he could.
"Just don't do it again…otherwise we will blow our cover!" snapped
Violet.
"Alright, Alright, lets catch up already!" said Klaus.
And the three Baudelaire followed Harry and Hermione to the dungeons.
"Ohh this is very interesting…the book worm is falling for Granger!" cackled
Voldemort.
"I really think he's not her type…" started Wormtail.
"Silence!" ordered Voldemort.
Just then there was a noise coming from the bushes.
"Its probably just a rabbit." Said Wormtail.
But just then a tall eerie man came out of the shadows. He had one large eyebrow
and looked as if he was just wearing make-up.
"Who are you?" asked Voldemort with a mouthful of popcorn.
"The name is Count Olaf…and I am here to do some business with you." said the
man.
"What kind of business are we talking about?" asked Voldemort
"Tell me, what do you plan on doing with the orphans after they have killed
Harry?" asked Olaf
"What the? How the? Gigi?" was all that Voldemort could get out.
Olaf nodded his head.
"Well, I don't know! I was thinking about faking my own death and moving the
Caribbean! That way I will not have to worry about them!" said Voldemort.
"I have a better idea." replied
Olaf in a nasty tone.
"Welcome to chemisty! Now, today we will be taking a test…and yes it will
probably take the whole entire period so lets get started!" exclaimed Snape.
"A test! But we are the new students! Cant we take it next time?" asked Violet.
"Why certainly, and don't forget to study!" exclaimed Snape.
The three Baudelaires took there seats in the back next to Harry, Ron, and
Hermione.
"Oh drat!" exclaimed Hermione "Does anyone have a pen I could borrow?"
"I-I-I…" started Klaus
Violet could not believe what she was hearing so she slapped her brother on the
back side of his head.
"I have a pen!" exclaimed Klaus as he was handing it to Hermione.
"Awww, you're so sweet. Thank you, Klaus." said Hermione.
By now, Klaus's whole face was red. I was soon obvious to Violet that Klaus had
a little crush on some one…but she didn't say a word.
"I'm impressed with your genious plan." said Voldemort.
"Well, what can I say?" said Olaf.
"Do stick around for the show…my, is it lunch time already? The best part is
about to arrive!" exclaimed Voldemort.
"Certainly" replied Olaf.
"Well that was certainly an easy test!" said Hermione.
"Easy for you to say." added Ron.
"Hey guys, what time is it?" asked Harry.
Hermione looked down at her watch, "It's time for lunch! Violet, Klaus, would
you care to join us for lunch?" asked Hermione
"Certainly." replied Violet.
The three Baudelaires followed Hermione, Harry and Ron into the Dinning Hall.
"This is it!" exclaimed Voldemort.
"What is?" asked Olaf.
"The moment we have all be waiting for."
Violet took a seat inbetween Ron and Harry, Klaus sat on Harry's opposite side
and next to Hermione. Sunny was on Violets lap.
"So where are you from?" asked Hermione.
"We live in the forest…it's not so far from here." replied Violet.
"The Forbidden Forest?" asked Ron.
"Is that what it's called?" asked Violet.
"Any minute now…" exclaimed Voldemort.
"Um…Hermione, Ron, can I talk to you guys for
a moment…outside the Dinning Hall?" asked Harry.
"Sure." They replied in unison and left the hall.
"This is it!" Voldemort exclaimed once again.
"This is it Violet! Take the vile out now and pour it all in before anybody sees
you!" exclaimed Klaus.
Violet took the vile out from her robes…examining it and wondering what the
initials V.F.D stood for, or whether or not it really was helium.
"Violet!" yelled an exasperated Klaus.
"OK,J, I'm on it!" said Violet.
Violet uncorked the bottle and poured all of the contents into Harry's glass.
"Any second now!" said an excited Voldemort.
"Hey guys we're back!" said Hermione.
"So what took you so long." asked Violet casually.
"Well, we were talking about whether not to pull a prank on the Headmaster."
answered Ron.
"Man am I'm thirsty! Could you pass the pumpkin juice this way Hermione?" Harry
requested.
Hermione passed a large orange jug over to Harry.
"Come on! The suspense is killing me!"
Harry poured a little of the pumpkin juice in his glass. The Baudelaires sat in
silence as they watched Harry raise the cup to his lips.
DUN DUN DAHHHH!
Will Harry die? find out in chapter 10
And now i present a special humuros fic written by my good friend Rini
WARNING: There is a little bit of slash but its funny!
I dont know what its called but here it is anyways!
"Noo!" Harry shouted, but it was too late; Hermione had spotted the kareoke
machine.
"Oh god." Ron thought, but smiled at the brunnete
Hermione picked up the mic.
"Oh no!" groaned Harry but the music had started already...it was eminem; Just
lose it.
Harry and Ron claped there hands over there ears. It was awful!
Just then, the door flew open and a raged Draco Malfoy entered.
"What the hell? You know some of us do not want to hear your awful voice!"
exclaimed Draco
Harry after spotting Draco, rushed over to the blonde.
"Draco! So good to see you! Dont we have to talk about that thing, er...right
now!" exclaimed Harry
"What are you-"
"Remember?" Harry looked at him with pleading eyes
Draco sighed. "Right, I remember."
Outside the room, Harry took a deep breath.
"Thanks for getting me outa there."
"Um...ok" Draco mumbled. "But I do have something to tell you."
"Oh really? I made that whole talking thing up you know" said Harry
"Yeah I know. But, I..." Draco figeted. "I ...I love you Harry."
Harry blinked and then smiled
"I love you too Draco!" exclaimed Harry
Then the two boys hugged, kissed, hold hands and skipped away into the sunset.
Meanwhile...
"NOOOOO!" cried Ron
Hermione had started to sing again.
THE END!