Hey guys! Sorry it took forever to get chapter 10 out…I have been extremely busy with life and to this very moment I still am .

Mia

Special Thanks to anyone who sent me a death threat…they were very entertaining to read! Also a big thank you to Hells627angel83 for beta-ing this chapter so it is easier to read! Wonderful job as always ;-)

Chapter 10

A Dark Disaster Indeed

AH sorry my computer crashed!Here, let me fix it...ah...there we go! Now… where was I…ah! Yes…the introduction to this chapter that has nothing
to do with the plot of this chapter! (A/N: Just like Snicket!)

Sometimes words are not enough. There are some circumstances so utterly wretched that I cannot describe them in sentences or paragraphs or even
a whole series of fan fictions and the suspense and excitement the Baudelaires felt when Harry was raising the cup to his lips. I have no words for the
horrific expressions Count Olaf and Lord Voldemort had on there faces. I can think of no sentence that can describe your amazingly funny death threats
you sent me or how cold the air was as it swooshed past the Baudelaires as a random student passed by them.

But I can tell you that Harry did not die.

(A/N: hears crowd applauding and bows to there appreciation)

Not one single hair on his head was harmed. He survived when Violet "accidentally" knocked Harry's cup out of his hands. And when she did, the
charm that Lord Voldemort placed on them earlier was broken. And everything went back to normal as if it were a typical day of school…

Well almost…

"What the bloody…" started Harry but then something came over him… like he was knocked in the head for a brief second. "Who are you?"

"Um…don't you remember us? You like knew are name a second ago." said Klaus.

"Hold the phone," started Ron "You look new here, where about are you from?"

"Don't you remember us from like a minute ago? I'm Violet, and this is my younger brother Klaus and my little sister Sunny. We are not from around here because our parents just died in a fire and well most of our relatives who took us in were either killed or just hated us…but Uncle Voldy…you might know him as Lord Voldemort and…"

"Did you just say your Uncle was Lord Voldemort?"said Hermione in a scared tone.

Klaus, Violet and Sunny nodded their heads.

"Come with me…NOW!" yelled Harry.

"Wait a minute but…" started Klaus but something already had his hands tied behind back and was pulling him towards Harry.

"And where do you plan on taking us?" asked Violet in a worried manner.

"To the headmaster." replied Harry.

"What happened to the movie?" whined Wormtail.

"This isn't good at all…the charm has broken… which means," started Count Olaf.

"That, everyone and everything is back to normal and the Baudelaires will soon find out the truth…along with Harry." said Voldemort.

"So, now what?" asked Wormtail.

"We prepare for Battle." replied Voldemort

"Lemon Drop." yelled Harry.

The gargoyle jumped out of the way. Harry, Violet,Klaus, Ron, Hermione, and Sunny all made there way up the spiral staircase.

"Cool! Voice activation doors! This school is so high Tec!" exclaimed Klaus.

"What in the world are you talking about?" asked Ron.

"Nothing." said Klaus as quickly as he can.

Soon they entered a room filled with many moving paintings. In front of them was a desk with an old man with way to much grey hair.

"Good afternoon Harry, Ron and Hermione! What brings you err…6 here?" asked Professor Dumbledore.

"These 'new students' are Lord Voldemorts spies." said Harry.

"Yeah they tried to poison him with some sort of red liquid burning stuff!" added Ron.

"We are not spies! And we certainly did not try to poison Harry! All we did was slip some liquid helium into his cup so that he would have a high squeaky voice for the rest of the day!" exclaimed Violet.

"Yeah, and we only did it because we thought it would be fair if he got a taste of his own medicine…look we didn't think it was fair that Uncle Voldy should loose his job because of one student always playing pranks on him in the middle of his Chemistry class!" added Klaus.

"Chemistry?"

"Uncle Voldy?"

"Playing Pranks?"

"Liquid Helium?"

"What is going on here!" shouted Harry in great confusion

"It seems to me." Started Professor Dumbledore, "That Voldemort placed a charm on the-"

"Oh sorry, I'm Violet Baudelaire."

"And I am Klaus Baudelaire."

"Sunny!"

"-on the Baudelaires so Hogwarts would seem like a Hogwarts witchcraft and wizardry." Said Professor Dumbledore.

"Wait a minute…there is no such thing as witchcraft! That's only fiction made up in books!" exclaimed Klaus. (A/N: I feel that it is nessecery to state the inaccurateness of this fact. There is, in fact, such a thing as witchcraft. Hells627angel83 made me put this in here because she practices wicca, the religion of witchcraft. However, wizardry does not exist, and the witchcraft that I speak of in this author's note is not the same as the witchcraft practiced in Hogwarts.)
(A/N: I so totally agree with her!)

"Oh really Klaus? Did you ever stop to think about why the pictures on the wall were moving or why the gargoyle jumped out of the way when Harry said
the password? It's because it's all bewitched! And if you want more proof then I suggest you look around because it is right in front of you…you just
aren't looking hard enough." said Hermione.

Klaus took a moment to look around in Professor Dumbledore's office…there were things that he has never seen before! Hermione was right this wasn't a
normal school where they teach you how to FOIL in Algebra or the difference between a pronoun and an adjective in English…no this was way different.

"Ok what is going on?" demanded Violet.

"Lord Voldemort isn't who you think he is. He may be the nicest person you will ever meet, but he lives for making other innocent lives miserable. A long time ago, a prophecy was made, basically either Harry must kill Voldemort or Voldemort must kill Harry. But when Harry was first born, Lord Voldemort killed Harry's parent's and tried to kill Harry but did not succeed. So now, Lord Voldemort has been trying to kill Harry…and it looks like he was just about to." Explained Dumbledore.

"So that explains the 'Living in Darkness makes me feel so young' excuse." Exclaimed Violet.

"And the skull and snake art through out his house." Added Klaus.

"It looks like you were fooled this whole time." Said Ron.

"So what's your story?" asked Harry.

"Well," began Violet, "Our parents died in a fire and we are the only ones who survived. Our first guardian, Count Olaf, was the meanest
person ever! He forced me to marry him so he could get he's greedy hands on the Baudelaire fortune! But he escaped and is on England's most wanted list. Then our next guardian, Dr. Montgomery Montgomery, was killed by none other than Count Olaf…and now we are here!" explained Violet.

"Tsp!" exclaimed Sunny which probably meant, "My sister is telling the
truth!"

"So now what?" asked Klaus.

"Well, I am guessing that since his first plan didn't go as expected, he is
plotting to kill you when you return." Said Dumbledore.

"Doesn't everyone want to kill us?" asked Violet in a sarcastic tone.

"Now now, Violet…we will fight fire with fire and surprise Voldemort with a surprise attack."

"And how will we do that?" asked Harry.

"Here is what we will do, the Baudelaires will go back to Voldemort and tell him that Harry drank the helium and accidentally passed out because of it. Then when he least expects it, you will give us the signal when he is not looking, and we will attack him!" exclaimed Dumbledore.

"Sounds like a good plan to me." Said Harry.

Suddenly, Violet had a sick look on her face.

"Violet, what's wrong?" asked Klaus.

"All this time…he was a fake! He was acting all this time! Just
like…like."

"Count Olaf?" Klaus suggested.

"Yeah, I can't believe I was stupid enough to believe all that nonsense
he talked about." Exclaimed Violet.

"Don't worry, he's going to get what he deserves!" exclaimed Klaus.

"But, we don't know how to use magic. And what happens if he kills one
of us on the spot?" asked Violet.

"Don't worry! We got some old wise man and three students from this place who know a lot about this!" exclaimed Klaus.

"Lord Voldemort is going down! I've put up with his stupid act and it's
going to end here!" said Violet.

"Shall we?" asked Dumbledore as he made his way towards the door.

Everyone nodded in silence as they made there way out of the office.

"Well, this certainly is a disaster!" said Hermione.

"More like a dark disaster if you ask me." Added Ron

DUN DUN DAHHH

What is Ron and Hermione implying? Have Harry and Voldemort come to the final battle? How are the Baudelaires going to pull this one off? Who ate my last piece of CAKE!

Find out in Chapter 11!

ALSO!

My stories are going to be on hiatis for awhile...im going be vacationing for 2 weeks (not tellin u where) and its going to be awhile b4 i get the next chapter up.

Im also estimating that there will be 4-5 chapters left...maybe even three and that will be the end of the Dark Disaster :(...no i will not be writting a sequal because the sequal has already been written...

Cheers! ;-)
Mia