Hey guys! Here is chapter 11! hope i posted it just in time! if u have any questions just email me!

Mia

The Dark Disaster

chapter 11

the final battle, part 1

Harry, Klaus, Ron, Hermione, Violet, Sunny, and Professor Dumbledore all crouched behind a bush waiting for the oppertune moment to put ''plan B'' into action. While waiting Violet noticed that Count Olaf was talking to Voldemort. She could not believe what she was seeing!

"Oh my god Klaus...look who it is!" exclaimed Violet.

No one could believe there eyes. As soon as they -Voldemort and friends- were talking loudly amoungst themselfs... Violet, Klaus, and Sunny seized the opportuntiy to pretend to just get back from pulling the ultamate prank on Harry.

"Uncle Voldy!" called out Violet as she was prettending to be tired from all the walking she did from the step hill.

"We are back! Oh my goddness you should have seen it! He had the funniest voice! But then he passed out... i think we over did it on the helium... but, it was good!" exclaimed Klaus as he was lagging behind his sister.

But violet stop dead in her tracks...she saw Count Olaf...all of the sudden fake -and when i mean fake i mean like she was acting according to plan-

started to well up in her eyes.

"Uncle Voldy! What is Count Olaf doing here?" she asked in her most dramatic voice ever

"Oh, i think you know perfectly well." Voldemort replied in his most evil voice

Both of them started to back up in there tracks.

"But why? you were our best guardian ever! i looked up to! i even considered you family! epecially since our parents died in that fire!" yelled Klaus in his most dramatic and teary voice.

" I have no use for whinny brat orphans like you anymore... you see, you three were my only way of getting to Harry," Voldemort paused for a moment to let the emotions set in. "You did not pull an inocent prank on Harry, instead you poisined him. I was never a Chemisty teacher, I have never even set foot on Hogwarts since back in the day. But now, since the prophsy is fullfilled, i have no use for you three anymore," he started pulling his wand out of his robes, Violet gasped in terror as he pointed straight at the Baudelaires. "You will be joing your dear parents soon...any last words before I kill you?"

"Yes... and that is ATTACK!" Klaus yelled at the top of his lungs.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Professor Dumbledore all shot out off different ends of the forest.

"Expelliarmus!" everyone yelled at once.

Hermione hit Wormtail and knocked him out completly. Ron hit Count Olaf and knocked him out too. Harry hit Voldemort and caused his wand to go flying out of sight. Dumbledore's glasses fell off causing him to miss and hit one of the trees...which bounce off the tree and hit him, knocking him out as well... so it was just Harry, Ron, Hermione, Klaus, Violet, and Sunny against Voldemort.

"Do you really think you can defeat me?" asked Voldemort

"Look around...you are out numbered...just give it up!" yelled Harry

" Oh i dont think so...not with a far one on one fight...after all...one must die at the hand of the other." quoted Voldemort

"Your on!" yelled Harry

"Accio Wand!" shouted Voldemort, his wand came straight back to him. He then pointed his wand at the Baudelaires. "Cagio!" he shouted (A/N: Yes i made that up...and yes i know its very very corny...but this is a parody peoples! come on wheres that smile! i know you know you think its funny!)

A steal cage that looked like it was from the 1700's enclosed Ron, Hermione, Violet, Sunny and Klaus. They were completly trapped.

"Now what? asked Ron after he tried a couple of spells on the old fashioned lock.

Violet immediatly started to tie her hair up in a ribbon. "Leave it to me." she said.

"But your a muggle!" protested Hermione, "If no magic can break the lock then nothing can!"

"There is always something!" she shot back as she was looking for something...anything that she might be able to invent her way out of.

"Avada Kedavra!" shouted Harry

"Avada Kedavra!" shouted Voldemort

Both wands emited a vivid green light from them. Both of them were at dead locks.

"Give it up! You will never win this...dark always prevails the light." hissed Voldemort

"Says who?" shouted Harry... he was tightly gripping his wand...as it was vibrating violently in his hand.

"Dont you watch any of the new flicks out? Well obviously not since your locked up in that!" Voldemort yelled as he motioned his head towards Hogwarts castle.

"Thats not true! Hogwarts is the greatist place ever! My parents went there and its the closest I will ever feel to them thanks to YOU!" Harry shouted as he put a really big empasis on 'you'.

"Your actually closer to them than you think." Voldemort said with an evil smile

Harry was completly bewildered by his last comment.

"What are you implying?" he shot back

"Join me. Join the dark side. You will learn powers beyond what that old fool taught you," at the mention of this, he jabbed his thumb behind his shoulder motioning it to Professor Dumbledore who was unfortunatly knocked out completly.

"Your a lier! Why should I join you? You killed my parents and my godfather! The only family I have left is Ron and Hermione!" he shouted, but then felt stupid for mentioning that since he had them traped he could very easly kill them off as well.

"Join the dark side, and we can bring back the dead. Im sure your father would have done the same thing if he had lost you." relied Voldemort

"Your lieing! My father would have died than join you!" Harry shouted. Tears were forming up in Harry's eyes. Voldemort had gone way to far with this conversation.

"No Harry, I am your father." replied Voldemort

DUN DUN DAHHHH!

Is this not a HP/Series of Unfortunate Events parody? Why is Voldemort just now telling Harry this news? What is Violet up too this time? When will I ever get off this plane (A/N: Yes i brought my lab top with me so i can write a little more!)

Stay tune when i post Chapter 12!

ALOHA EVERYONE!

hehe guess where Im headind too? come on peoples! its not that hard? lol

Disclaimer

The last line " I am your father." belongs to George Lucas...lol i just decided to add that for laughs ppls!

Mia

Wow not another cliff hanger! lol i kno ya'll are going to kill me now