DISCLAIMER: Alas, poor Daniel, I knew him well….. Ah:P, I don't own Shakespeare's work. Why do I kid myself?
Danny, Sam, and Tucker walked down the dark, lonely streets of his block. They passed by the school, the zoo, and the park, talking about things they could do at Danny's. "Hey, want to play video games?" Tucker suggested. "I just got a new X-box for Christmas." "Nah," Sam said. "I have one, too, and I think I've already had enough of it." "Uh, any objections to exploring the ghost zone?" Danny asked. His two friends stopped and stared at him as if he were crazy. "Nah, I thought so," he said, feeling stupid that he even asked it. "Hey, I'm kinda thirsty," Tucker said. "Me, too," Sam and Danny said at the exact same time. "You know what I'm thinking?" Tucker said slyly. "I'll give you a hint: It starts with an 'S' and ends with an 'oothies'." Smoothie time.
Okay, everything was set. The Blender, the ice, and the cap so they didn't make a mess. "Mom, Dad, we're making smoothies," Danny yelled downstairs. "Okay, dear, that's fine, his mother called back. "Just don't make a mess!" Permission accomplished. "I think it's time for a little Food Network Live, Danny Phantom style," Danny said. 'Food Network Live' was their code for cooking, and 'Danny Phantom style' ment that Danny would use his powers to help him cook. Danny went ghost and aimed what he liked to call a 'Hover beam' at the fruits. This special beam could make things move or float without Danny having to lay a finger on them, which was good in the kitchen. He made the fruits fly over onto the cutting board, where he used a 'Knife beam' to cut the fruits up into slices and to remove the tough rinds of tangerines and bananas. "Those aren't good eats", he said, laughing at the joke he made at the show "Good Eats". He then hovered the slices over his head and pretended to juggle them. He sorted the fruits and flew to the blender, fruits following behind like a swarm of honeybees. "BAM!" he shouted, throwing the fruit into the blender. Sam and Tucker giggled at his lame impression of Emerl, the chef from Emerl Live. He laughed out loud. "BAM! BAM, BAM, BAM!" He threw the rest of the fruit into the blender, and then fell out of the air laughing. "Hey, guys. I need something," Danny said, unable to control his laughter. "What do you need, Danny?", Sam asked. "I need a tailor...BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!" All of them started to howl with laughter.
"Danny! Keep it down in there!" Jaz's loud voice called. "I'm on the phone!" Danny fast became serious and switched back to his human form, but for the rest of the time they made smoothies, Tucker kept cracking ripped pants jokes. Finally, the smoothies were poured and the friends had settled down on the couch. Sam told them a scary story which ended "And then, all of a sudden, out of the darkness came the scariest noise in the world..." Sam paused for dramatic effect. Then, suddenly..."BAM!" The friends were paralyzed with laughter in seconds. "DANNY! KEEP IT DOWN!" Jaz yelled. Of course, this only made the laughter worse. Later, they decided to watch TV. A commercial for laundry detergent came on. Tucker was just finishing his Smoothie. "Hey, Tuck", Danny said. "You know what would go really good with that Smoothie?" "What?" he asked, swallowing a sip of Smoothie. Sam smacked her forehead with the palm of her hand, knowing what was going to happen next. Danny leaned in close to Tucker and whispered two words into his ear: "Ripped pants."
The dam burst. Tucker laughed just as he swallowed Smoothie. Smoothie and snot flew all over Tucker. Danny rolled on the floor laughing uncontrollably. Sam couldn't help but laugh, too, even though it was kind of disgusting to be standing there with snot and fruit Smoothie all over your friend. Even Tucker, who now had the world's biggest ice cream-induced headache, couldn't help but laugh, though he had begun to cry out of pain. "DANNY FENTON, BE QUIET!" Jaz roared. The friends stifled their giggles. "That's it, you guys are going to come and see "Romeo and Juliet" with me!"
Oh, great. Danny's stuck in the position of having to go see a tragic drama with his sister. But might this outing become something more? Stay tuned!