Disclaimer again- don't own any DBZ or SM. Chapter 2

They hit the ground with a large thump. As they began to stand up energy balls came at them at all angles. The other two did a series of jumps and flips to avoid being hit. Li, Fai and Hakura just stood there taking the blasts. Five guys and one girl landed around them. "Toto I don't think were in Kansas anymore" said Fai. Hakura grinned and Li rolled her eyes. "What are you grinning about women?" asked the man with hair that defied gravity. "Women" growled Hakura. At this she went after the man. Hakura got first hit but the man got first blood. "Lets play rock, paper, scissors to see who breaks it up," said Li. While everyone else just stared at them. Fai won so she walked over to the two fighters and pulled them apart. A guy in orange was about to stop her when Li held out her arm and stopped him. Once in arms length Fai pulled them apart and threw them a little ways apart. Hakura knowing Fai didn't get up. The man however didn't so he got up and went after her. Fai grabbed his nuts as the mans eyes went big and says

"Know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?"

The man shook his head no while trying to get on his knees wishing she would let him go and wondering who Helen Hunt was and what she had to do with this situation.

Fai grinned and yelled "Twister" with that she twisted his nuts. He fell to the ground screaming like a girl. Li fell down laughing with the man in orange following example. Fai went over to Li and said "Me like how ground kissage." The two of them looked at each other and started laughing.

"Um I hate to break up this little laugh fest but who are you all?" asked the girl. Fai was the first to answer, " That's Alice she said pointing to Hakura. I'm tweetledee and she's tweetledum pointing to Li for the last part. Over there is the Queen of Hearts and Chesser the cat pointing to Michelle and Hotaru. "Oh, hi everyone my name is Goku. I've never heard any of those names before," said the man in orange with a grin on his face. Goku she was joking said the girl. Fai nodded when he looked over at her. "Oh oops" he said with the same grin upon his face. Michelle stepped forward.

"My name is Michelle and this little girl is Hotaru, the tall one over their name is Hakura. The other two are Fai and Li although I don't know which one is which."

"My name is Videl and these are my friends Gohan, Yamcha, Mira and Vegeta." Fai looked at Vegeta

"God you are such a big baby."

"Well have you ever had your nuts twisted?"

"NO, ever been stabbed in the chest and have the knife twisted inside of it."

They looked at each other like they wanted to tear each other apart. "Okay you two break it up," said Li getting in between the two of them. Li turned to Michelle and asked "Well Queen of Hearts do you know where we are?"

"I have an idea," said Goku. Fai grinned.

"Does it involve trusting you?" Goku nodded his head. Throwing her hands up in the air she said, "Count me out."

"Hey no fair" pouted Goku. Fai looked at him. He was beginning to piss her off. Though it was fun teasing him she still was annoyed by him. "Yet again Goku she was kidding," said Videl. Goku yet again started laughing. "Just grab my shoulders and I'll take you there." Everyone did as he said and the next thing they knew was that they were standing in a huge living room. There were two women sitting on the couch. They both jumped up screaming.

"Goku how many times do I have to tell you. Don't do that," yelled a black haired women. "Oh yah. Sorry Chichi" said Goku.

"Well you better be. Sometimes I wonder if you even listen to me," yelled the black haired women named Chichi.

"Hey it look like I'm not the only one who nerves you get on" said Fai.

"Hey don't talk about my husband that way" yelled Chichi this time directly at Fai.

"Hey you opened the door," responded Fai.

Chichi turned bright red with anger and tried to pounce on Fai. But Goku and the blue haired women she was with held her back.

"Um Li or Fai which ever one you are you should know its not such a good idea to argue with my mom" said Gohan. "Stupid human" said Vegeta under his breath so that only Goku and his offspring as well as Mira could hear. Or so he thought. Hakura, Li and Fai looked at him. "So your not human either?" asked Hakura.

Vegeta looked at her then demanded, "What are you?"

"Uranian and Sayjin" answered Hakura.

"Lunarian and Sayjin" was Li's response.

Fai's response was "Sayjin and Earth". The second part was said so icily that it sent a chill down Vegeta's spine.

"So you two are completely not human' said Goku pointing to Hakura and Li.

"Well Fai isn't exactly a normal human," stated Hakura nervously. She knew how Fai hated talking about her bloodlines and the last thing she wanted was to piss her off.

"What do you mean?" asked the blue hired women. "Umm. Well' started Hakura. "I'm unfortunately the princess of Earth" finished Fai. "Yah right" stated Vegeta.

"You know what Vegetable head you believe what you want," commented Li. "Don't call me that you little Bitch." Li blew up. "Don't call me a Bitch you Son of a Bitch."

"I'll call what ever the hell I want to."

"Like hell you will Bastard."

"Hey.Hey the two of you break it up" said Hakura.

"Screw you," yelled Vegeta. Hakura was pissed at this and joined the now hand-to-hand combat going on between Vegeta and Li. Goku was going to break it up when Fai stopped him. "Let them fight. It will do him some good to get his ass kicked by two girls he believes are inferior to him" she said.

"You know for a girl you have quite a mouth," commented Chichi.

"Awe. I feel so loved. NOT" laughed Fai.

"You should really learn to respect your elders" glared Videl.

"So that doesn't mean I'm goanna."

"Hey everyone lets try to calm down," said Goku.

"That would be a lot easier if your friend hear kept his fat mouth shut," commented Fai.

"Hey don't talk about my husband that way," yelled the blue haired women.

"Excuse me but unless you want a lot of pain then shut your mouth," growled Fai. Mira was about to say something when Dende appeared between them. "Guys the princess of Earth is here and her father wants her under surveillance. So she doesn't cause any trouble. Everyone looked at him "What?" he asked. "Told you I wasn't lying," said Fai. Dende turned around.

"Uhoo. You weren't supposed to hear that," said Dende.

"Awe. Don't feel bad. It doesn't really matter. The only reason the King wants me followed is so he knows if I'm coming back to rule" smiled Fai.

"Hey why are you so nice to him?" asked Vegeta. Fai ignored him.

"So you're the new guardian," stated Fai. "Yah" replied Dende. "Does that mean that Kami is gone?"

"Well yes and no. He fused with piccolo so his spirit and memories are still here."

"The King didn't contact Piccalo did he?"

"No only me."

"Take me to see him please."

Dende looked at her then held out his hand signifying yes. Fai smiled and took his hand. They then disappeared. The group looked at each other. Vegeta's eyes were wide open as well as his mouth. "She was telling the truth," stammered Vegeta. "Of course she was Fai's heart may be made of stone but she never really lies about her life" said Li.

"What happened to her to make her this way?" asked Chichi. "That's something you'd have to ask her," said Hakura. The blue haired woman and Chichi looked at each other with a face of curiosity. "Um yah shouldn't we follow them?" asked Gohan. "Ah yah" replied the others.

Wow that took longer then I thought it would. Owwwe my fingers hurt. Please review.