Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. If I did, like many other people, there'd be a plethora of scenes in which Zoro shows his unrequited love for Sanji. You know the deal. It's my first so forgive me if my suckocity is off the charts.

One Piece PrankFest!

Chapter 1: Sanji gets Zoro

One fine day, in the galley, a heated argument was going on. It was, of course, between Zoro and Sanji as always. They were loudly debating on who was the better 'Prank Master', but this fight was started by Luffy.

Flashback to 5 minutes ago

"So then I put the honey in his shampoo, and he screamed 'cuz it was all sticky!" Luffy exclaimed.

"It wasn't all THAT funny." Usopp snorted.

"That's genius! Why didn't I think of that?" Zoro laughed.

"That's easy, because something like that is WAY out of your 'prank bounds'" Sanji smirked.

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean! Are you saying that I couldn't have thought of something like that?" Zoro got in his angry voice.

"Yep. Exactly. You simply aren't the 'Prank Master' like I am." Sanji said confidently.

"I can get YOU anytime!"

"Not if I get YOU first."

"We'll see about THAT, Love-cook!"

And that's how it began. Both Sanji and Zoro were looking out for any pranks they might recieve. Zoro decided not to eat lunch, and Sanji decided not to cook (which was hard for him) in case Zoro decided to rig his knives or something, 'Yeah, Zoro must know about blades, so why WOULDN'T he rig my knives!' Sanji thought. 'That damned LOVE-COOK must have lots of poisonous stuff in that cupboard of his, so why WOULDN'T he rig my food?' Zoro thought. So they watched out, especially towards nighttime, since they shared a room. Sanji stared at Zoro when he ate (or was supposed to be eating). "Why doncha eat your food, Zoro? It's got plenty of good stuff to help you get big and strong..." Sanji said demonically. "Yeah, you'd like that, cook, wouldn't'cha? For me to eat this stuff and DIE!" he said with a slight rasp. "I'm out to get you, not kill you, idiot swordsman." So the fight raged on, when it was time for Sanji to smoke, he stared at the cigarette. 'You'd like for me to smoke this, wouldn't you, you stupid muscle-bound fool! I'm hip to your game! Bwahahahahaha!' he thought. Zoro stared at the railing he was about to lean on. "You'd like for me to lean on this, wouldn't you, you prissy cook? Oh, well, I'm hip to your game, I WON'T sleep. EVER! Bwahahahaha!' Zoro thought.

They both twitched and smiled crazily. "They've lost it..." Nami laughed. So, sooner or later, one would have to give, right? WRONG! Neither Sanji nor Zoro would give up. It got to the point where they started trying really lame pranks like, "Hey, Zoro want some gum?" or "Hey, cook, your shoe's untied." When finally, the next day at dinner, Zoro and Sanji caved. "I can't take this anymore! I haven't eaten for 15 hours! Please tell me this food isn't spiked!" Zoro screamed. "I can't take it, either, this food is so badly prepared because I thought you rigged my knives! Please tell me you didn't!" Sanji screamed in return. "IT ISN'T!" they said in unison as they both began eating, cooking, and other things. Then Zoro stopped, and stared at Sanji, who couldn't help but unleash a swirling torrent of laughing and crying. "You fell for it, you moron! You ate the soup!" he said between laughs. "Yeah, great job, idiot, you put that in everyone else's food, too." Zoro smirked. "Oh...crap..." Sanji said disapointedly. So the war was over, and both nakama could rest assured that there would be no more pranking.

Or was there?

What'd you guys think? Don't flame me, 'cuz it's my first one, and I apologize for any OOCness. Review!