Hello everyone! sad as it is i don't own any of the characters. They are all owned by J.K. Rowling. author breaks down and starts crying. Now on with the story.

"NOOOOOOO!" Ron yelled as Harry and Hermione walked into the kitchen. Both were staying at the Borrow for the summer. "what re you yelling about?" Hermione asked. "There is to be a family reunion and I can take only one of you with me!" Ron said before he flung his head down onto the table. "Take Hermione. I'll go hang out with irus while you're gone." Harry said while grinning madly at Hermione. "No need to Harry! You can be our guest!" Fred and george said as the sat down. "Okay!" They all ate in silence then went to pack. "We're leaving in 20 minutes!" Mrs. Weasley said as she hurried people to the fireplace. "All you have to say is 'Charlies Place' to get there." Everyone flooed over to Charlies house. When they all got there Charlie greeted them all with wine, fire whiskey and almost every alcoholic beverage you could think of. They all drank and ate till they were bursting. "Herminoninny. You're pretty." Ron said before he kissed Hermione. "True dat!" Harry said and joined Ron in giving Hermione hickys. Before long everyone was kissing and 'making love' to everyone else. They all passed out naked on the floor after an attempt to play naked twister. The next morning they woke in a tangle of limbs. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hermione screamed and ran for the closest, empty room. "Where is Mione?" Ron asked as he and Harry got dressed. "Hidding. DUH!" Harry rolled his eyes and walked away. "Oh god! My ass hurts!" Ginny said as she sat down. "My whole body hurts." Hermione said sitting next to Ginny. "My ass hurts." Harry said. "Mine too." said everyone else. "What did we DO last night?" hermione asked. Everyone looked around then Harry said, "Apparently we all fucked eachother." Everyone turned green then went back to their breakfasts. "I enjoyed the twins the most." Harry whispered. "Did you say something?" Hermione asked him. harry shook his head and went back to eating.
I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this. R&R plz.
Andi