Dear Diary,

Petunia has really gone all the way with her latest joke. I guess she just has nothing better to do with her time. Today, while I was reading a book on the couch in the den, a letter just like the one that I got yesterday and this morning (the one about "Hogwarts") fell through the window and onto my lap. The only difference between the 3 letters is that this time by the address it said 'brown leather couch, den' instead of 'In the kitchen having breakfast' She still claims that she has no idea what I'm talking about and I must give her some credit, she's a really good actress but I mean come on, who else would go so far to annoy me? Only one person comes to mind-Petunia.

On Wednesday morning, Lily Evans woke up only to find out that her bed was covered in letters as well as her floor. She was starting to get a bit annoyed. They were all the same "letters from Hogwarts". Some of them were address to "Lily Evans, snoring quite loudly", or "Lily Evans, after rolling over". And similar letters. She decided not to tell her mother about Petunia's "joke" yet. She gathered all the letters and put them in a bag and went downstairs to breakfast. This morning, her father was sitting at the kitchen table. Lily was surprised to see him because he usually left to work early.

Morning Dad! What are you doing home? Shouldn't you be at work?"

"I overslept Lilykins, but what is this I heard about the funny letters that you have been getting? You got another one this morning." He said and then handed her a letter identical to the other letters that she had been receiving.

"Oh I suppose that Petunia is just playing a joke on me. She'll probably get bored soon anyway."

"I'll have a talk with her. She really shouldn't be bothering you so much."

Shortly after her father left for work, Lily went upstairs to get dressed. There was a slight flaw in her plan. The entire hallway was packed with letters addressed to Lily.

"She's gone too far this time" thought a very irritated Lily.

"MUM! Look what Petunia' s done to the hallway!"

Mrs. Evans came running "OH MY GOD! PETUNIA!COME HERE ­RIGHT NOW!"

"What do you want Mu- Oh my god!" Petunia stropped in her tracks. "What happened to the hallway? I can't even get out of my room! My door won't open!"

As the 3 Evans females were trying to fix they're problem, the doorbell rang.

"Will you get that please Lily?"

"OK"

Lily opened the door and came face to face with the most peculiar looking man she'd ever seen. He was dressed in a neon green suite with an orange tie. To add to the strangeness of his attire was his long silvery-white beard and matching silvery-white hair down to his waist. He also was wearing half moon shaped glasses and there was a definite twinkle in his eyes. Lily did not know what to say. She was dumbfounded. Then her politeness kicked in

"C-C-Can I help you sir?"

"I think you can. I'm looking for a miss Lily Evans."

"That would be me."

"Then this is for you." He handed her and envelope.

The letter was addressed in green ink.

Lily Evans

In the doorway talking to Prof. Dumbledore

14 darner parkway

Lily fainted.