Btw, this isnt on my DA site. Im posting half the fic today and the last half tomorrow because i leave for vacation on wednesday and will be gone for 9 days.

SCENE ONE:
you see a stage with the curtain closed
sound effects of a tornado and a thump
cutains open lights slowly come on and you see a barn with some mushroom houses and a girl
girl wakes up
SAKURA: oh toto, im so scared. where are we? where's aunt em?
KONOHAMARU: Do i really have to say this?
DIRECTORS: YES!
KONOHAMARU: fine... welcome most noble witch, to the country of the munchkins.
SAKURA: Im no witch.
KONOHAMARU: yeah right...
ME: stick to the script!
SAKURA:... my name is dorothy. Im from kansas.
KONOHAMARU: where is... kansas?
SAKURA: well... its my home...
KONOHAMARU: its your home and yet you dont know where it is?
SAKURA: wh... ah.. bu.. stick to the script.
KONOHAMARU: yeah. yeah. we thank you most noble dorothy for killing the witch that was being stupid and made us her slaves.
KAT: thats not in the script!
SAKURA: under her breath this is getting rediculus... what! I didn't kill any one!
KONOHAMARU: you house did. it fell on her.
...cricket cricket...
SYLVIA: wheres glinda?
GAARA: i refuse to come out!
ME: looks at watch well, Shane should be here soon. If you dont come out, ill have her hug you.
GAARA: you wouldn't...
KAT: wanna bet?
GAARA: dammit... comes out what a joyous day for munchkin country.
everyone starts laughing
SYLVIA: say it with more enthusiasim.
GAARA: what a joyous day for munchkin country!
ME: there ya go.
SAKURA: trying not to laugh who... are... you..?
GAARA: I am glinda witch of the north.
SAKURA: another witch?
GAARA: yeah, i mean yes.
SAKURA: how many witches are there?
KAT: what is it with you people. stick to the script!
GAARA: ok whatever... you killed the witch of the east.
SAKURA: i swear i didnt mean to!
GAARA: yeah right. anyways now you have to go kill the other one. have fun.
SYLVIA: i dont remember that being in the script.
ME: er... lets go to the enterance of the other witch.
sound effect of thinder and lightning and a wicked cackle.
OROCHIMARU: where is this dorothy? where is the one who killed the wicked witch of the east?
SAKURA: i am dorothy. wait, what idiot would say that... i mean come on!
KAT: the script people! The script! I mean! come on!even orochimaru got it right and hes the bad guy!
SYLVIA: im actually surprised that he agreed to do this.
little did we know that Kabuto was actually taking orochimaru place
KABUTO: thinking youll owe me so much for this orochimaru-sama.
KABUTO: where are the ruby slippers! Give me the ruby slippers! trys to grab them gets electrocuted yikes! that hurt!
GAARA: you will not have them. Dorothy's shoes are thin and worn. she will need them for her journey.
SAKURA: journey? what journey?
GAARA: oh, yeah, your going to the wizard to be sent home.
SAKURA:...ok...
DIRECTORS: smack themselves on their heads
GAARA: put these on dorothy.
SAKURA: no.. no im afraid.
GAARA: well tough luck. put them on!
SAKURA: -- rude much? puts them on
KABUTO: hisses I'll get you my pretty and you little do... wait... where is the dog?
KIBA: oh no! we're caught! RUN FOR IT! run hits magical barrier ow...
ME: were well prepared.
KABUTO: ...ok.. and you little dog to! cackles and leaves
SAKURA: oh dear, oh dear!
GAARA: dont let some one that pathetic scare you.
KABUTO: from backstage im not pathetic!
GAARA: ill bless you, so no one can harm you.hits her on the head with his wand
SAKURA: ow that hurt!
GAARA: now get out of here before i chang my mind.
SAKURA: okay okay im leaving. walks away
END SCENE ONE.