the only reason why me and my friends are in here are for purely humor purposes. nothing more... oh and to make fun of the characters.
SCENE TWO:
SAKURA: my, these certainly are strange shoes...
cricket cricket
KAT: shanes here.
SYLVIA: whos going to go get him?
total silence
ME: sigh i volunteer...
OTHERS: O.O YAY!
ME: Kat.
KAT: WHAT!
SYLVIA: agreed!
ME: well kat get going.
KAT: shouldnt the others vote on this?
SYLVIA: all who agree, raise your hands!
Everyone raises their hands
ME: well kat get going.
KAT: whine gets up
KAKASHI: comes running through the curtain Sorry im late everyone. I was mulled by a crazy fan girl.
SAKURA: thats a new one...
SHANE: KAKASHI! hugs him
KAKASHI: SOMEONE SAVE ME!
NARUTO: he was actually telling the truth!
SYLVIA: hi shane.
SHANE: HI! continues to hug kakashi
KAKASHI: can't gasp breath! gasp need gasp air!
ME: shane if you let go of him ill give you 1000 kakashi plushies plus the real one after the show.
SHANE: considers offer
KAT: well throw in a pizza.
SHANE: ... okay! takes a seat next to us and starts eating our pizza.
SYLVIA: ON WITH THE PLAY!
KAKASHI: sigh they most certainly are.
SAKURA: who said that?
KAKASHI: i did.
SAKURA: where are you?
KAKASHI: over here.
SAKURA: looks at kakashi did you just speak?
KAKASHI: certainly. How are you?
SAKURA: im fine thank you. and you?
KAKASHI: not so well. My arems are tired.
SAKURA: then why dont you put them down?
KAKASHI: i cant. Their tied to this pole. if youd untie them i will be very much obliged... wiat.. if im supposed to be brainless, then how do i know such words as "obliged?"
ME: good question...
KAT: T-T it was going so well...
SYLVIA: pats kat on the back there there
SAKURA: er certainly.. unties him
KAKASHI: thank you thank you
SAKURA: no problem
KAKASHI: so where are you going?
SAKURA: im off to see the wizard.
KAKASHI: singing the wonderful wizard of OZ?
SAKURA: uh... sure... do you know where i can find him?
KAKASHI: i dont have a brain. Do you think i know where he is.
SAKURA: well maybe if you join me the wizard can give you one.
KAKASHI: that could be...
SAKURA: so, want to join me?
KAKASHI: sure what the heck.
curtains close
ME: well that was different..
SHANE: yeah...
KAT: why cant they stick to the script!
ME: next is the tinman.
SHANE: humming if i only had and brain and going side to side
KAT: maybe theyll stick to the script now...
SYLVIA: joined shane