To MysteryLady-Tx: thanks for the reviews XD
ME: next is the china princess
curtains open and you see a road decorated woth china tea cups and dolls. At the right you see Temari leaning against her fan chewing gum.
KAT: no gum! the china princess is suppossed to be proper! stand up straight!
TEMARI: walks off stage and comes back on and continues leaning on her fan
SYLVIA: to bad kat...
TEMARI: looks at her arm chine is most fragile. like a tea cup or a saucre. do not chip me do not break me. leave me quite alone.
SAKURA: where are we now?
TEMARI: china country, duh! dont you see the china tea cups and dolls? Theres even a sign that says "china country" points to sign
KAKASHI: what do you know. it does say that.
SASUKE: if your suppossed to be brainless then how can you read?
KAKASHI: good point...
TEMARI: so what are you guys doing here?
SAKURA: we're off to see the wizard...
KAKASHI:singing the wonderful... others out their hands over his mouth
TEMARI: to do that you have to pass through here and the only way you can do that is with MY permission.
SAKURA: well can we?
TEMARI: are you kidding? of course not! you might brake something!
SAKURA: we promise we wont!
TEMARI: you expect me to trust some strangers that walk out of the forest? yeah, right. I mean come on! one of you is brainless. another one heartless another one lazy and you have a dog! how crazy do you think i am? hey.. where did they fo?
ME: they left during your speech.
TEMARI: okay. can i leave now?
SAHNE: sure.
SYLVIA: next is the poppys.
curtains close
Curtains open and you see people dressed up as poppy's
SAKURA: what lovely flowers! I wish i could take some home to Aunt em!
poppy start humming
SHIKAMARU: i feel sleepy...
KAKASHI: so do i...
SAKURA: already asleep
SASUKE: almost there
they all fall asleep
OROCHIMARU: he took back the part yes sleep, sleep! Sleep to the sound of the poppys for when you do youll never wake again! cackles now for the rubber slippers!
GAARA:enters I dont think so!
OROCHIMARU: i will get those rubber slippers! if its the last thing i do!
GAARA: it will be! now go before i turn you into a bug and squash you!
SHINO: bug abuse!
GAARA: okay.. a... rabbit!
OROCHIMARU: a white rabbit? haha! monty python!
GAARA: no! a pink one!
OROCHIMARU: curse you! he leaves and poppys follow
GAARA: walks over to sakura and hits her with his wand How could you sleep at a time like this! wake up! hits others and walks away
SHIKAMARU: I had a weird dream about being attacked by gaara in a pink frilly dress...
KAKASHI: me too...
SASUKE: trying to get the image out of his head
SAKURA: my head hurts.. hey! the flowers are gone!
SASUKE: they were ugly anyways.
KAKASHI: next should be the wizard.
curtains close
curtains open and you see them at a gas station
SAKURA: i told you we should of asked for directions!
KAKASHI: well how was i suppossed to know the "emerald city" was also a name of a gas station.
SAKURA: well next time ask for directions.
SASUKE: well you the one who listened to someone without a brain.
curtains close with them bickering