curtains open and you see the real emerald city
they approach the gate and see Lee and Gai
LEE: halt! who goes there! oh, its you sakura-chan!
SAKURA: your the gate gaurdian Lee-san?
LEE: so is Gai-sensei!
GAI: hello everyone! pose hello kakashi.
KAKASHI: huh? oh hi.
SAKURA: can we get through Lee-san?
LEE: of course you can sakura0chan!
SHIKAMARU: why do they call this place the "emerald" city? I mean its not even green.
GAI: thats because your not wearing the proper glasses. takes out big ridiculous green glasses
KAKASHI: I may not have a brain but even i have sense ebough not to wear those.
SAKURA: yeah, i think we can do with out those.
LEE: what ever you say sakura- chan.
lee and gai open the gates
GAI: have fun!
they walk down a hall and come to the wizards room
OZ: I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!
SAKURA: is that you naruto?
OZ: uh.. no... I AM OZ!
SAKURA: it is to!
NARUTO: nuh uh!
SAKURA: uh huh!
NARUTO: nuh uh!
SAKURA: uh huh!
NARUTO: nuh uh!
SAKURA: yuh uh!
NARUTO: ha! i just made you sound like a donkey!
SAKURA: what does that have to do with anything?
NARUTO: nothing really...
SASUKE: get out here naruto.
NARUTO: make me... and im not naruto! I AM OZ!
KAKASHI: get out here or ill make sure you get no more RAMEN!
NARUTO: HA! if i WAS naruto i would fall for that but im not so HA!
akamaru goes to where naruto is hiding and pulls him out
SAKURA: i knew it! it is naruto!
NARUTO: and i would have gotten away with it to if it wasnt for you meddling kids and your dog!
ME: this isnt scooby doo!
SASUKE: so are you going to grant us our wishes or not.
NARUTO: what do you think i am? a genie?
SAKURA: but the good witch said that you could grant them. Your suppossed to be the ALL POWERFUL WIZARD.
NARUTO: these people are so stupid they think monkeys fly. Listen, ill "grant" your wishes if you destroy the wicked witch of the east... er... west.. er.. whatever.
SAKURA; thats impossible!
NARUTO: you killed the other one so you can kill this one.
SHIKAMARU: you have a weird sense of logic you know.
NARUTO: thats why im the wizard. now go or ill turn you into bugs and give you to shino!
KAKASHI: your not even a real wizard so you cant.
NARUTO: okay then go or no wishes.
SAKURA: but you said that you cant grant them.
NARUTO: ill grant them to the ebst of my ability.
SASUKE: which wont be very good.
NARUTO: go or ill sick the closet pervert on you!
SHIKAMARU: whos that?
NARUTO: go out ill... please?
SAKURA: okay lets go.
NARUTO: okay that was different...
curtains close
curtains open and you see them walking along a forest path
SAKURA: look a sign!
goes up to the sign and reads it
SAKURA: south to lumbridge? north to varrock? east to munchkin country. and west to certain death. well i giess we go west.
SHIKEMARU: "west to certain death?" how... charming...
curtains close
curtains open and you see a sweet little village with flowers and little bunnies
KAT: wrong scene!
scene goes to the right and you see a dark gloomy castle with lightning in the backround
SHANE: there ya go
SAKURA: i think i liked the other scene better...
OROCHIMARU:you have now entered my territory! ga... er.. glindas magic cant help you here! kikikikikiki!
SHIKAMARU: he has the most stupidest laugh ive ever heard.
OROCHIMARU: backstage mumbling to himself stupid kids and their stupid play with their stupid costumes...
curtains close
curtains open and you see inside the castle and orochimaru looking though a telescope
OROCHIMARU: yes yes... come closer.. closer... closer to you doom! puts telescope down and you see a black ring where the telescope was
EVERYONE: starts laughing
OROCHIMARU: what? you think their doom is funny?
KABUTO: ah orochimaru-sama... look at this. hands him a mirror
OROCHIMARU: WHAT! who did this!
KAT: ill give you one guess.
DIRECTORS: naruto.
SYLVIA: go wash it off and continue with the play.
OROCHIMARU: leaves and then comes back what should i do to them? should i send a pack or wolves?
or maybe a swarm of bees to sting them forever and ever! or i could send a flock of crows... enough to darken the skies! or maybe... just maybe... ill send my flying monkies after them!
ME: starts laughing
OROCHIMARU: what? i said the like right!
ME: its not that... flying monkey in japanese is sarutobi and... look at you monkeys...
MONKEYS: in corner playing cards
KABUTO: got any threes?
TAYUYA: go fish idiot!
KABUTO: dammit...
OROCHIMARU: get over here!
KABUTO: can we finish this game first?
OROCHIMARU: no! get over here!
MONKEYS: fine... drops cards what is it?
OROCHIMARU: bring me the girl and dont be late for supper! its meatloaf!
MONKEYS: ah man! again! leaves

curatins close
curtains open and you see sakura and the others walking in yet another forest
SAKURA: I thought I heard a wolf!
KAKASHI: I that i heard a bee!
SHIKAMARU: i see crow!
SASUKE: dont you mean " you thought you saw a crow?"
SHIKAMARU: no, theres crow in the backround.
ME: yeah... we ran low on trees...
SHIKAMARU: uh huh... ok.. well then.. I guess.. i thought i saw a crow!
monkeys jump out
KABUTO: ok, to skip all the mess and confusion.. give us the girl peacefully.
SASUKE: i thought naruto said that the flying monkeys werent real.
TAYUYA: were not. these wings are card board and they hurt like hell.
HIMIMARU: well hand over the girl.
KAKASHI: ok there ya go.
SAKURA; what are you thinking?
KAKASHI: i cat think rememebr? I dont have a brain.
SAKURA; you cant just hand me over to them like im nothing!
SHIKAMARU: actually if we do it saves time and you can defeat the witch faster and the faster we can get out of these costumes and go home.
SAKURA; never thought of that.. okay lets go.
MONKIES: take sakura and leave
SASUKE: werent they supposed to take the lion also?
TAYUYA AND HIMIMARU: come back and take shikamaru
KAKASHI: know what are we going to do?
SASUKE: i dont know, what do you want to do.
KAKASHI: i dont know, what do you want to do?
SASUKE: i dont know what do you want to do?
KAKASHI: i dont know...
curtains close

curtains open to inside the castle and you see sakura and shikamaru with the monkies playing cards
KABUTO: got any threes?
SAKURA: go fish.
KABUTO: dammit
OROCHIMARU: comes in wearingan apron and oven mits carrying a meatloaf. I slave over a hot stove all day and all your doing id playing cards!
TAYUYA: we got the geeks like you asked.
OROCHIMARU: puts meatloaf on the table oh well good for you. I cook and I clean for you guys and I did it with out being asked. and what do i get! not even a thanks!
KABUTO: you know.. you could of made them do all the work.
OROCHIMARU:... i knew that...
TAYUYA: sure.. we really believe that.
OROCHIMARU: turns to sakura and shikamaru go clean. NOW!
SHIKAMARU: gees... how bothersome.
SAKURA: you said it.
they leave
OROCHIMARU: now you guys... starts yelling at the monkies
a weasel appears behind him
KABUTO: uh.. orochimaru-sama. Look behind you...
OROCHIMARU: (slowly looks behind him AHHHH! ITACHI! jumps up on the table (by the way for those who dont know. weasel in japanese is itachi) get it away! get it away! GET IT AWAY!
MONKIES: start chasing weasel around a mulberry bush
KISAME: out side singing all around the mulberry gush the monkies chase the weasel, dun dun dun dunnuhnuhnuhnuh. POP goes the weasel.
weasel disappears
KISAME: laughs to himself
ITACHI: what are you dong?
KISAME: nothing.. nothing.. just having some fun.
UTACHI: well stop fooling around. we have a mission to do, remember?
KISAME: yeah yeah. they leave
OROCHIMARU: gasping for breath is it.. is it gone?
KABUTO: puzzled that it just disappeared. yeah...
HIMIMARU: poor orochimaru sama...
SAKURA: comes in with a bucket of water. this should cool you off! throws water on orochimaru
OROCHIMARU: my make up! uh.. i mean.. im melting! im melting! farwell cruel world! im melting melting melting... disappears
MONKIES: well now what...
SAKURA: I guess we can leave...
SHIKAMARU: we should get back to sasuke and kakashi.
they all leave
curtains close