Stories I'm sure you've never heard

by Lord of the dark Fluffiness

These are a collection of mythological and bedtime, and randomly short stories remade and retold including characters from a bunch of random animes. The names will be placed at the top of the chapter.

6. In the Tunnel

A/N: This is a Naruto, Trigun, and Yu Yu Hakusho random crossover. Itachi is high in this story. Sorry.

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In the Tunnel

Itachi sat in the tunnel wondering.

"How the heck did I get here?"

"Hello," A mysterious voice said to Itachi's left.

"Hn," said an angry voice to his right.

"Who are you?" Itachi said angrily.

"Who are you," the voice to his right said mocking Itachi.

"Hiei!" the voice on Itachi's left said.

Hiei sighed.

"I'm Vash and that's Hiei," The voice on Itachi's left said to him.

"Why am I here?" Itachi asked.

"Who knows the great authoress has all control over us and her sister is the one who is putting us in these retarded places!" Hiei said.

"I've been here for 20 years," Vash said to Itachi.

"And I've been here for about 180," Hiei told him.

Itachi stared at them in disbelief.

"I four year old," Itachi told them.

"Huh?" Hiei and Vash asked him.

"I don't know what happened! All of a sudden it just came out of my mouth!" Itachi said.

"Oh yeah that'll happen a lot little psycho sessions will of-a-sudden come over you. Blame the authoress. She has these little episodes. And we are her little experiments." Vash said.

"I live in a camel shell and eat nothing but flowers," Hiei said.

Itachi stared in horror.

"You mean to tell me she does this a lot?" Itachi asked realizing his horrible fate.

"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA help me MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hiei yelled. It echoed in the damp tunnel they were in.

"That was scary," Itachi said.

"Don't go there girlfriend!" Vash said to Itachi and then he began to break dance.

Then Hiei started screaming for help because he was falling off his camel. Itachi was losing his mind very quickly.

Itachi ran to the back of the tunnel and started digging his way to Mexico singing.

"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray, you'll never know dear how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away!" He sang off key.

He repeated that over and over again with Vash dancing and Hiei screaming.

THE END