A/N: This will include characters from Vampire Hunter D, InuYasha, and D.N. Angel.

In the Pit

D opened his eyes slowly, sensing that there were others in this strange pit he had suddenly appeared in yesterday.

Both looked very confused. He could relate.

He was just peacefully running around and killing evil vampires when suddenly he was thrown into some kind of portal and when he opened his eyes feeling that the portal had brought him to it's destination, he found himself in…..The Pit.

The two new ones introduced themselves as Miroku and Daisuke.

"I really want to go home," Daisuke said.

"You're such a wimp," Dark told him.

"Oh shut up," Daisuke said in his head.

"I wonder if Sango misses me?" Miroku said to himself.

D just watched them talk to themselves or stare into oblivion. It was rather interesting.

"Oh my dear the sky is falling!" Daisuke said.

"What?" Miroku asked.

Then Daisuke transformed into Dark.

"Hiya!" Dark said to the two males in the pit.

"Who are you?" D asked calmly.

"I am the phantom thief Dark. Nice to meet you." Dark stated.

"What happened to Daisuke?" Miroku asked.

"Oh he's fine he's just inside of me." Dark saw the looks Miroku was giving him.

"We share the same body." Dark continued to try and ease the tension in the pit.

Suddenly Miroku picked up a piece of sand from the bottom of the pit and sat in the far corner and he began stroking it and whispering soothing words to the grain of sand he held.

D and Dark stared.

D took off his hat and filled it with sand and then he put it on his head. Still with the sand in it.

Dark was used to this.

"Why can't I control my body?" D said to Dark.

"It's the great, powerful, wonderfully talented authoress." Dark said.

"She talks to me" Dark said in a low voice.

D looked at Dark as if he had lost his mind. And from D's P.O.V he had.

"Uh-huh, and what does she say?" D asked him.

"Flattery will get you everywhere," Dark said.

"She also told me that you have pink hair and purple eyes that glow red when the sun goes down and the waffles go up. Crap! The Monkeys are here, time to blend in," Dark said and then he started to act like a monkey sounds and all.

D didn't know what to do; he was stuck with two lunatics who were psycho. Oh decisions, decisions.

A pen appeared in his hand and he took to writing his will. And it said.

As I am of sound body and mind at the moment I am writing my will. Blah blah blah blah.
Everything goes to the authoress Lord of the dark Fluffiness. THE END.