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"You are the One."

"What?"

"The Matrix is not real. It is an illusion, made by the machines."

"Pow! Shing! Kung Fu!"

In an average neighborhood, in an average basement, is where we find ourselves now. Whoever resides here must be a fan of science fiction; posters and action figures of The Matrix, Star Wars, and other geek stuff litter the area. Before us is a young man, playing with his Neo doll and…………….what? What the hell? Why the hell are we here?

"Ash, why the hell are we here?"

"Trust me on this."

Is this part of Ash's plan? To be in the house of some poor woman whose son still lives with her? How is that going to help them?

"Excuse me, but who are you?" asks geek boy, who has only now realized the cast of Pokemon is behind him.

"We'd like you're help Timmy" says Ash.

"Hey wait a second. I recognize you now. You're that Ash kid. You suck!" says Timmy.

"Yeah, we've all heard it a million times, in various ways. Will we have to beat you or will you just do as we say?" says Ash.

"Screw you" says Timmy.

KLUNK!

2 minutes later………

"Oh. My head."

"Ash, what's the point of this? Why do we need this guy's help?" asks Misty.

"It's simple. Thru the wonder that is the Internet, I found out a lot about Tim here. He always scored highest in computer related classes. He's quite smart in fact." Ash replied.

"And this is important because……?" asks Jessie.

"Because Tim here is going to create a computer virus. A virus that will stop all who try to bash us!" Ash replies, laughing maniacally.

"The hell I am. How can you even tell if I'm capable of such?" asks Timmy.

"'Cus I also found out that you shut down your school for a week by crashing the entire computer system. I figured you could do other things."

"Oh. Well, how do you know if I'm even going to do it?"

"I know because" starts Ash, as he grabs for Pikachu on his shoulder and shoving him in Timmy's face, "I have an electric rodent capable of frying your brain like it was a piece of KFC chicken!"

"Can I voice my opinion that this is the stupidest idea you've ever had!" says Cassidy.

"No, he's had stupider ideas" says Gary.

So……………..it seems like Timmy can choose between death by electric shock and creating a super virus. He weighs his options carefully because while he doesn't want to die, making a virus of such proportions will…………

"Okay, okay, I'll do it! I don't want to die!" screams Timmy.

"Did I hear that you wanted some pie, Timmy dear?" asks his mother from upstairs.

Wuss. If Team Rocket can take a few electric shocks, why can't you?

Anyway, back to the story. Timmy, being the coward that he is, decides dying isn't going to be much fun and sets out on creating this virus that Ash wants. Actually, it was quite fun for the Pokemon cast. Timmy's mom gave them cookies and they watched him like a hawk to ensure that he did as he was told. Seeing him sweat in fear provided many giggles.

1 week later…………

"Ahh, my fan fiction is complete! I can't wait to show people how a bunch of Pokemon characters dies in this installment!"

A young, budding hate fiction artist is at work, staring at his computer screen. Cheerfully, he has spent weeks, typing about beatings and killings for all, when suddenly, his screen goes blank.

"Huh? What the hell is going on?" he asks.

A message has popped up on his screen. What's it telling him?

Get used to staring at a blank screen, because you've lost all your files!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My computer!" he screams.

Elsewhere……….

"My e-mail is almost ready to be sent. I just have to have to fit in a few more 'You suck's in it!" says another cheerful minor.

Oh no! His screen has gone blank too! And another message pops up!

Maybe if you studied instead of writing hate mails, you'd actually be passing in school!

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Around the world, more screams could be heard; more eyes looked upon various messages.

For your convenience, I've deleted all "unnecessary" items!

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

I hope these weren't important!

"MY FILES!"

Looks like you'll fail History 101!

"MY ESSAY!"

Let me help you find religion!

"WHY GOD? WHY?"

What can of worms has been opened? Will these people be able to replace what they've lost? Will Timmy be allowed to finally go to the bathroom after all his hard work? Only time will tell………..

Just so you know, I have nothing against those who like The Matrix, Star Wars, etc. Those were just the first to pop into my head when I wrote this part.