Teen Titans at the Bar
Chapter 1: Boredom
"I'm bored," said Beast Boy as he plopped down on the couch, propping his feet up on the table. "What should we do?"
"Get your feet of the table!" Cyborg shouted, as he shoved the feet off.
"Oh, I know!" said Starfire, who was watching a TV commercial. "Let us go to Roy Mustang's Pub!"
"Umm… Starfire? That's a bar." Robin said with a sigh.
"Let us go anyway!" Starfire grinned.
"We have a slight problem, Star," Raven added herself into the conversation. "We're all underage."
"Don't worry!" Beast Boy jumped up. "I know someone who can get us in!" Raven stared at him with that "You're such an idiot" stare.
"Wait, guys, aren't we forgetting something?" Cyborg asked. "A designated driver." Everyone gave him a blank stare. "What? I've been watchin' those TV commercials."
"I'll be driver. I have no intention to poison my mind with liquor." Raven said.
"Cool." Robin pointed to the door. "Titans, Go!"
Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Starfire ran out the door. Raven shook her head and followed.
"Why couldn't we walk again?" Raven asked as she drove the T-Car to their destination.
"Cause I love riding in the T-Car!" Cyborg exclaimed. Raven's fingers tightened on the steering wheel as she tried to control her emotions.
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Beast Boy asked repeatedly. Starfire joined in, thinking this was some odd Earth tradition. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
"SHUT UP!" Raven, Cyborg, and Robin shouted.
Raven swiftly parallel parked, and the Titans climbed out of the car to look upon their destination.