Chapter 2: Chocolate Cake

"So who was this guy who could get us in?" Robin asked Beast Boy, as he looked uncertainly at the bar.

"Maes Hughes. I'm friends with his daughter. Real wacko." Beast boy walked to the side entrance and knocked at the door. A man in a purple shirt, black jeans, and black hair came out.

"Beast Boy, whassup?" he asked.

"Nothin' man. I was just wondering if we could get in the bar."

"Sure, why not? I don't care." The Titans looked at this man with mouths agape. But that didn't last for long. Beast Boy led the mad rush into the bar. Raven walked slowly behind.

The Titans entered the musty, smoke-filled room and rushed to four seats at the bar.

Raven passed behind them and said, "If you guys get drunk, I swear I'll…"

"Rae, don't worry. We're not going to get drunk." Robin turned around and smiled. Raven just gave him a skeptical look, and then made her way to a dark table in the corner.

Meanwhile, Starfire was busy spinning around on the barstool. "Wheeeeeeeeeee! We should go to these bars more often!"

A large metallic hand clapped down on her back, stopping her dizzying motion. "Star, you sit still and wait for the bartender to take your order. You don't spin on the barstool like a merry-go-round." Cyborg reprimanded.

"What'll it be?" The bartender asked as he made his way over to the Titans.

"Beer."

"Beer."

"Beer."

"I will have a martini." Starfire said. When they received their drinks, Starfire drank the martini like a shot, proomptly put the glass on her head and shouted, "I am chocolate cake!"

The boys looked at each other, shrugged, and drank their beer.