I had my friend Tai Aurion edit this story for me.

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"Hi this is Link again this one is about what I do in the game 'THE WIND WAKER'".
I am here to talk about what I do when I am on a long boat ride."
"It is hard to start but here I go: It is so boring and the programmers did not even give me a Gameboy.
So I have to talk to the King of Red Lions and all he had to say was,
"bla bla bla back when the world was free from evil I ruled over the land and princess Zelda was my daughter."

So I stopped that and made my own song on my Wind Waker.
But that only got on the King of Red Lions nerves, so I hade to come up with a new idea.
So I tried working on my sword skills. Found out that I spent more time repairing the mast and sail than I did training with my sword.

So than I asked the programmers of Fire and Ice mountainf I could use my arrows.
Theylet mebut I burnt my butt and froze my butt that by the time I was done I hade just about no butt left. So then I found out how to use my bombs and my hook, too blow up the little ships and find treasure.
It was fununtil my money bag was full.

It is hard to think how long I am in my boat in that game, man couldn't they give me a helicopter to fly?
or speedy boots so I could run faster? Man, I use the wind spell so much that when I sleep my friends say that all I do all night is sing that song.
So that just about narrows it down.
So remember never try out for a game unless you know what you are doing.
So that is it, bye, see you.

THE END