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… gives you all pocky… well fake imaginary pocky….

Now as you all must know yes it is I the famed owner of Slayers

..gets hit over the head with a baseball bat by an angry lawyer..

Heheh truly I REALLY –glares at lawyer- ment to say.. I do not own anything nothing natta nothin not mine. ,--,

Now on with the fic.

STRANGE LUNCH TACTICS…

The rest of the day had gone along pretty smooth, except Xellos and Filias constant bickering it seems every class they have together.

"Hey Fi-chan" said Xellos catching up to her.

"WHAT" she spat angerly.

"Now, now Fi-chan I was just going to ask if you will sit with me, Lina, Zel, Ame, and Gourry for lunch" said Xellos holding up his backpack, this is when Filia got an idea.

"OF COURSE, I would'nt pass it up for the world" she said in an evil tone, "come on we can't be late".

"Ah,okay?" he said sounding confused.

And so they went to the grass lon, soon enough they found Lina waving madly and went to sit down beside her and co.

"LETS EAT" said Lina happily digging into lunch occasionly stealing some of Gourrys overly-sized lunch.

But right when Xellos was about to get his backpack to get his lunch Filia snatched it, running at an unmatchable speed into the school. Soon enough Xellos was running into the school followed by Zel and Amelia who were practically having to drag Gourry and Lina away from their lunch.

Filia had gone into the now empty locker room and hid Xellos' lunch and soon enough he was in there too.

"Fi-chan where is it" said Xellos.

"For the last time DO NOT CALL ME FI-CHAN" she yelled.

This was when the rest of the group arrived outside the door but decided to keep qiuet.

"FI-CHAN GIVE IT TO ME!" yelled Xellos.

"NO" spat Filia.

"GIVE IT TO ME NOW" yelled Xellos.

"NO YOU FRUIT" yelled Filia, there was a large crash that sounded like lockers braking and minutes later they came out Filia looking flustered and Xellos happily holding his backpack.

"We never new" Lina smirked.

"Really what were you doing in there?" asked Ame closing her eyes.

"Huh, what is everyone talking about" asked Gourry looking confused.

"Truly you two, IN A GIRLS LOCKER ROOM tata" said Zel a smile tugging a his lips.

"WHAT NO IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK" yelled Filia turning an inhuman shade of red.

"Sure, sure" said Lina jokingly.

"But" said Filia unfortanatly the bell interupted.

"Hey what subject do you have now?" asked Lina, "I have gym".

"Hey me too!" chorused Zel and Ame, causing them to both blush and look away.

"Oh how cute" said Filia, she wanted payback! "Oh it looks like I have gym too!"

"Me aswell" said Xellos, slyly. He looked at Filia causing her to turn blue.

"Raw garbage" she murmered.

"Oh I have gym too!" said Gourry dumbly.

"Cool, well come you guys!" said Lina, happily leading her group of friends down the hall.

Naga and her friends ade there way to the gym giggiling and blow bubble-gum.

"Oh, oh did you here they're gonna let us do" giggled Martina.

"What, what" asked Naga excitedly.

"We are gonna get to do the examples for gym since the class is going to be doing karate, we get to to do all the flip examples is that not the greatest" said Martina.

"That is sooo cool, maybe dear Gourry will be there" said Sylphiel blushing.

"Okay here we are girls" said Naga, as the arrived in the gym.

Lina and co. had arrived at the gym.

"Okay now that your finnally here" said the gym, Mr.poofyr, "we will start, before we get into flips you will show your fighting skills so I can place you, since first gym term we will study karate. Here are the couples that will fight eachother, Filia, Martina. Naga,Lina. Sylphiel,Amelia. Gourry, Valgavv. Xellos, Zelgadiss….."

"OKAY" said Poofyr, "Filia and Martina, you first…"

SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?

I know it not as long as the other chappie but the next one will be really long I swear!

So ya yay!

Oh and if you wonderin'…. Yes that locker experience did happen to me with me and my perverted friend except my other friends did'nt no I stle his lunch so they actually thought he was trying to you know "do the do".

Oh and I used more vile language and all day long he was embarrising me saying "OH IT WAS SO NICE TO TOUCH YOU LIKE THAT" and "YOUR LIPS WERE SO SOFT" and it was in front of everyone real loud too!