Spring again! Well, here's #1. This one was done by me and Vixen. The charachters of "Saiyuki" or "Gensomaden Saiyuki" (which ever you prefer to call it) are...not ours. Namida (the younger one) belongs to Vixen and Shinda (the girlwith Gojyo's hair) is mine. That's that. Remember, when you see this: (S) means I wrote it. Likewise, (V) means Vixen wrote it. The End. Enjoy.

Prolog: Kogaiji's Assassins

(S) I have one last pair…" Kogaiji answered. "But I send them at my own risk. They're smart girls…excellent fighters and they have intelligent minds. Now, getting them to use those minds, that's another thing all together."

"Send them out," Gyokumen Koushu instructed, dismissing him with a wave of her pale hand.

"But…they…"

"I said send them, Kogaiji. Or do you want your mother to remain as she is for all eternity?"

"Yes ma'am."

Kogaiji walked out of the room and sank down against the wall. He ran his hand through his hair in a way that clearly read, "Distress".

"MINE!" someone shouted. Something ceramic crashed to the floor and crashed into a thousand pieces. And whatever it was – it sounded expensive.

Kogaiji leapt to his feet and ran into the dinning hall.

Two teenage demons were fighting over a stuffed puppy, screaming loudly at each other.

In the corner Lirin crouched behind a table, her hands clasped tightly over her ears.

Dokugakuji lifted her up as the two wrestled their way.

"Onichan!" Lirin shouted. "Make them shut up!"
"Oy!" Kogaiji called. "Urusai! Shizuka na!"

The first girl stepped back and yanked the puppy out of the other's hand. "Gomen!"

"THAT'S MINE!" the other girl shrieked.

"Would you two SHUT UP?!" Kogaiji shouted.

The first girl dropped the stuffed animal.

"What's your problem?" she asked him.

"Sorry," he snapped. "You two have a mission."

"We have a mission?!" the second girl asked.

"YES!"

"Then why are you so uptight?" the second asked.

Kogaiji sighed and rested his head in his hands. "Because you're up against the Sanzo Party."

"Sanzo's having a party!" the second girl asked

"No, you moron," Kogaiji said fondly. "The Sanzo Party, not Sanzo's Party."

"What's the diff?" she asked.

"Never mind. Just hurry up and come back. Don't die."

"Promise!" the first girl said.

Chapter One: Sanzo Party meets the…Girls

Goku groaned weakly. "Sanzo," he mumbled. "Hara hetta!"

"Too bad," Sanzo mumbled.

"Daijobu," Hakkai assured him. "We're almost at the next town. About half an hour away."

"Good," Gojyo mumbled. "My legs are killin' me."

"Why?" Goku asked. "You've been doing nothing all morning."
"What was that?!" Gojyo asked.

"All you've done is sleep."
"Yeah? And what have you been doing monkey?"
"Who you callin' a monkey, you damn water sprite?!"

"What'd you say?!" Gojyo asked.

"I said you're a damn water sprite!"

"Take it back!"

"No!"

"I said take it back or I'll shoot you!!"

"You don't have a gun!"

"Then I'll cut you into tiny pieces and stomp on your pitiful monkey remains! If there are any!"

"You're gonna slice me with that shovel you call a weapon?! I don't think so, cockroach!"

"At least I don't fight with an extendable chopstick!"

"Yeah?! Well…"

A loud gunshot rang through the desert, silencing them instantly.

(V)They looked at the front seat where Sanzo sat holding the gun over his head.

"If you don't shut up I'll kill you," he muttered.

Gojyo and Goku sat down quietly.

"It's so peaceful!" Hakkai exclaimed with a bright smile.

(S) "Now," Sanzo muttered.

Hakkai laughed lightly.

"Hey!" Goku said, jumping forward. "There's the village!"

"We're not blind, monkey," Gojyo mumbled.

"Who's a monkey?!" Goku snapped, getting up in Gojyo's face. "You don't mean ME do you?!"

"Of course I do."

"Why I ought a…"

Sanzo fired his gun into the air. "If I waste one more bullet," he said, "it'll be your heads."

(V) Goku and Gojyo stared at Sanzo for a moment. Somehow, they knew that next few minutes it would take getting to the village wouldn't be very pleasant.

"Hey! That's my spring roll you filthy cockroach!" Goku yelled.

Incredibly, they had made it to the village in one piece and had decided to have a little lunch. Of course, this gave ride to more conflicts.

"I don't see your name on it monkey. Why don't you find a banana or something?"

(S) "I don't wanna banana! I want MY spring roll!"

"Too bad." Gojyo took a bite out of the veggie roll and Goku's poor little heart split into a thousand pieces.

"My…my…my…my, my, my…my spring roll…" he mourned. "Fare well, dear Yukiko! I barley knew you!"

"You named it?!" Gojyo asked.

"Yes I named HER!" Goku snapped. "She was a special spring roll!"

"Special!" Gojyo ragged. "YOU'RE special!"

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

(V) "You really are a stupid monkey."

"WHAT?! Let's take this outside!"

"What a racket," Sanzo muttered, half to himself, half to Hakkai.

Suddenly, the doors of the restaurant were flung open and two demon girls carrying overly large guns marched in.

(S) The younger looked about Goku's age. She had neck length grown hair and gorgeous, innocent looking gold eyes.

The older looked a little younger than Gojyo. She had long crimson hair that fanned out in elegant curves behind her.

"Sanzo party!" she shouted. "Please stand up!"

(V) "Please stand up! Please stand up!" the younger girl added.

Everyone in the restaurant stared at her, clearly not taking them seriously.

"So I like Eminem. Is that such a crime?" she asked.

They continued to stare.

"I'll shoot you if you don't look away!" she shouted, aiming her gun at the nearest table.

Everyone averted their eyes immediately.

(S) The older girl rolled her eyes. "Now," she said, brushing back a crimson lock, "all rise!" she pulled back the cock of her gun and pointed it up at the ceiling.

"All sit!" the second commanded. The crowd sat down immediately.

"All rise!" the girl in leather commanded.

"All sit!"

"All rise!"

"All sit!"

"All rise!"

"Sit!"

"Rise!"

"Sit!

"Rise!"

The crowd, not daring disobey either girl, sat down and stood up at their command. Soon, it looked like the room was full of synchronized dancers.

"If they all sit, how the hell are they supposed to get outside?!" the crimson haired girl asked.

"What is this, some kind of joke?!" a man from the crowed asked.

"Shut up!" the crimson haired girl commanded, shooting him in the forehead. "Now all of you sit down and be quiet!"

"Don't you mean stand?" the second girl asked.

"I don't care anymore! Just get the Sanzo party out before I shoot everyone!" she said, blowing a hole in the roof.

"Okay, I got a couple of questions," the brown haired girl announced. "First, which one of you is Sanzo?!"

Sanzo stood up.

"Okay. Second. Who belongs to his party?"

Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai got to their feet alongside their monk friend.

"Good! Last question. Why wasn't I invited?!"

Goku and Gojyo exchanged confused looks.

"Where's the cake?!"

"Idiot!" the crimson haired girl raged. "The Sanzo party, not Sanzo's party!"

"Oh. Well, that changes everything. Get outside! All four of you! And take that flying chicken with you, green man!"