Thlaan: Hey! I'm going to start over! This is a Naruto Fanfic. ;; Ok! here we go!

Raine and Kadcey: You faggot! You're going to move to somewhere out in the middle of no where!

Thlaan: Eheheheheheh... Yeah... ON WITH THE FANFIC!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, any of the songs/lyrics I use, etc., etc.. I pwn j00, though! MWHAHAHA- -ahem- Actually, I only own a few posters, Vash, (my dwarf hamster), Neji, (my gerbil), and my puppy, (who isn't mine, yet... So technically, I don't.)

Ahhh, what a lovely day it was in the Kohona village! The birds chriped and pecked at seeds in bird feeders, young children played happily in the streets, people walked slowly through market place, buying and selling things-

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- -hack cough choke- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" A voice screamed, which caused a man to fall backwards and sprain his glute, a woman was run over by a man on a bicycle, a kid broke a window with his baseball and two birds drowned in a bird bath.

The young boy clad in his green, tight outfit ran screaming through the city. "GAI-SENSEI IS MISSING!" Lee screamed again, his arms waving so fast he could have flown away.

Naruto choked on his ramen as he spun around and gazed out from the cool shade of the ramen house. "Gai-Sensei is missing? Thank you, Lord!" He cried, smiling happily and hugging everyone. "Ramen for everyone!" Naruto ordered. The man behind the counter looked at him oddly. "You're the only one here, Naruto..." Naruto sweat dropped.

Sasuke was laying on the roof of a house, staring at the sky. "Nani?" He muttered as he heard Lee's screams. "THANK YOU!" He screamed to the sky and began a dance of happiness, ending in him falling off the third story roof. Sasuke jumped up and cooly walked up, limping and bleeding.

Shino and Neji were having a staring contest as Lee ran into the room. "NEJI! GAI-SESEI IS MISSING!" He screamed loudly, tears flowing down his puffed out cheeks. Niether of them said anything. "NEJI! HE'S GOOOOOOONE!" Lee howled. "OUR TEACHER VANISHED!" Neji was silently saying his thank you's as he tried not to blink.

-three hours later-

"OH, HOW WILL I SURVIVE WITHOUT GAI-SENSEI! WHERE IS HE! WHY DIDN'T HE TELL US WHERE HE WAS GOING! GAAAAAAAAI-SEEEEEENSEEEEEEEEEEEI!" Lee cried into a stuffed turtle that had pulled out of his pack.

"YOU BLINKED!" Neji cried in victory.

"..." Shino sat silently.

"Don't you insult me like that!"

"What did you say about my mother?" Neji growled.

"GRRRR!" Neji stormed out of the room, leaving Shino there with a sobbing Lee, who had began to twitch violently. Shino shrugged and walked off. Lee looked around and whimpered, dragging himself out of Shino's house.

-back with Naruto-

Naruto had finished off his ramen and was walking around to find Kakashi. He checked every shop where they sold Ichi Ichi Paradise, but no luck. He scratched his head in confusion. "Where's Kakashi-sensei?" He mummbled. Not terribly far away from Naruto's book store, Lee had spotted Sakura and hoped maybe she would comfort him. A clambered over to her on his knees. "SAKURA-SAN!" Lee sobbed, grabbing the pink-haired girl around the waist and sobbing into her hip. "GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PING PONG EYEBALLS!" Cried Sakura in fear, trying to get away from him. Naruto rushed over and glomped Lee, burrying the boys face in the ground. "O- ow..." Lee groaned, standing up. "All the sensei's are missing! Even the fifth is gone!" Lee croaked through a mouthful of the dirt.

"Who's gone?" Asked a voice.

"Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto and Sakura said in unison.

"You didn't answer my question." He said, sweat dropping slightly.

"Oh, this idiot is a sobbing mess because he couldn't find Gai-sensei." Naruto explained. "He was running around screaming."

"He's at the gate with the rest of the teachers. We're waiting for the Sand Siblings." Kakashi said, boredly.

Naruto's eyes widened. "Why! Didn't we see them just recently!"

"Yeah."

-thirty minutes later-

"GAI-SENSEI!" Lee screamed happily as he ran towards the gate, the fact Gai-sensei was there finally registering to his mind.

"Go get Sasuke and meet me at the gate." Kakashi ordered, disappearing before they could answer. The team mates blinked. "You know where he is, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked her.

"Why are you asking me!" She asked.

Naruto shrugged. "Because you're the one that spies on him." He scampered off to find Sasuke leaning against a post, acting cool. Sakura practically drooled. "Kakashi wants us to meet him at the gate. Let's go." Naruto said, rushing towards the gate.

"..." Sasuke followed. Sakura did the same.

Thlaan: Mwhahaha! End of Chapter One! No offence to Lee-Lovers. My sister, Chibi, is already going to kill me for making him an idiot... ;; Anyway, this fanfic is just for fun! Thanks for reading and please review!