"Alright what about her!" Julius asked excitedly.
Chris just rolled his eyes. They were watching TRL and every time a pretty girl would pop out from the screen, Julius would shriek and ask him if he had a shot with one of them.
Aidan just threw a gum wrapper at him. "That girl will never go out with your ugly-ass! Hell the 300 pound whale blocking the fine chick in the red wouldn't go out with you!"
"Oh I'm ugly! Fool everybody says we look alike, that means you ugly too!" Julius riposted.
Aidan just snarled at him. "No man, I got the athletic genes and the good- looking genes, you got your genes from mom's side of the family, you know with the big bearded lady!"
"No I'm better looking than you! Just check out the stash!" Julius stated proudly rubbing his facial hair.
"You mean the hearth rug?"
Chris was lying on the couch counting down from ten knowing that was all the time it took before the two brothers would explode on each other. He was right.
Julius jumped on his brother and Aidan flipped Julius on his back causing them to fall over the couch onto the floor. The two started wrestling and yelling at each other as Chris turned up the volume.
"Nothing ever changes around here." Chris said bored rigid.
Just than Niecy came down the stairs and walked right past her warfare sons and handed Chris the phone. "It's for you, she said she's the girl from the pool party and that'd you know her."
"Cool." Chris replied. "Sup, baby. You gonna give me love or what?"
Chris could hear a feminine voice grunt on the other line. "Boy! This is your mother!"
Chris stood up and panicked. "I'm sorry, mom!" He than turned to Niecy and covered the receiver. "That was not nice!"
Niecy grinned. "I'm not sorry, Chris."
"I thought you were somebody else. So what's up?" He said sitting back down.
Mary Jane calmed down and started talking to her son. "I came see if you were okay, Niecy told me that you started your first hours of college today."
Chris smiled. His mommy love him so much! "Yeah I it was a 'right."
"A 'right." Mary Jane smirked. "Chris you've hanging with Aidan and Julius for too long."
"Well its mostly Julius nowadays. So how's Jesse is she doing okay?"
"Yeah, she misses you a lot you know." MJ alleged. "Hasn't stopped talking about you in a while."
Chris frowned. He missed her a lot too! He than turned to his friends and noticed that they were still in there little 'fist fight'. "Um, mom I gotta go."
Mary Jane sighed. "Fine, lost distant calls cost these days anyway but Chris, there's something your father and I have been meaning to tell you, I sent it to you in a letter, please don't be mad . Love you."
"I love you , too." Chris responded before hanging up the phone. That was really weird, what had his parents been meaning to tell him? I guess its an anonymity he'll have to wait to hear for a long time. Thanks to those damn postal boys!
He than turned to Niecy. "Aren't you gonna stop them?"
"No, I've watched these guys fight so many times that it is official: I'm too old for this! Besides this is there way of handling there problems." And with that she left.
Chris just looked at the two boys. Aidan had given Julius a bloody lip. "Pzzz, it's more like there way of handling homicide."
That night Chris and Julius were bunking in their room they were all settled in their beds and were currently talking about life. More specifically their life. Sometimes super-model's life.
"I beat the shit out of Aidan!" He said proudly. "That'll teach him to make fun of my stash!"
"Congratulations, Julius. You've made the makers of affirmative action proud!" Chris declared mockingly.
Julius gave him really mean look. "Don't be going all racist on me, C!"
"I'm not, Julius. It's just that for as long as I've known you, every time your brother says something that ticks you off you walk...Right into battle!"
Julius sighed. "Well maybe if he wasn't such a conceited little shit all the time, I wouldn't have to bang him up!"
Chris looked at him concerned. "Are you sure this has nothing to do with, you know...him."
"Him? Are you talking about the band from Finland?" Julius asked naively.
"No! I'm talking about your dad! I lived down the street, it was painfully obvious that your dad played favorites with the both of you."
Julius grimaced. "Yeah that's why mom got a divorce, she told me that she was trying to protect us from his verbal abuse. Aidan didn't take it so well, he lived by one rule: dad was always right."
When Julius glanced at Chris' saddened face he smiled and tried to lighten up the mood. "Sup, baby. You gonna give me love or what?" He said mocking Chris.
"Oh man you heard that!" Chris asked uncomfortably.
Julius burst out laughing. "Are you kidding me the only reason I got this bloody lip was because Aidan took advantage of me when I exploded with laughter!"
"Stop laughing! It's not funny!" Chris yelled.
Spider-man was on top of the highest skyscraper he could find, surveying the city for anything out of order going on. The sun had since gone down and everything looked peaceful enough, except for the expected cars and business man he sensed from time to time. He didn't know why but for some reason he had a acute sense of hearing along with cat-like sight. Wait. Acute sense of hearing. Do spiders have that? And what's with this cat-like sight? Not that he was complaining, it made his job easier.
It was than he noticed the familiar sound of a motorcycle coming and he knew that his 'pal' was currently hunting down the 'immortally living' that lied within the dark shadows of the night.
'I should help. Besides I doubt vampires would love radioactive spider blood.' Chris thought before he swung into the next battle.
Blade was cornered by two vampires. He kicked one square in the stomach and pulled back from them to give himself time to gathering himself. These weren't normal vampires, they were way stronger! That's why he was hoping that his 'student' would lend him some help. The two vampires were gaining on him once again, and he couldn't help but stare into those giant fangs!
"Nice set of choppers. Bet the tooth fairy would pay a lot of dough for that!" Chris shouted falling beside his exhausted ally. "How you doing , Blade? Hope your not getting too old for this."
Blade just grinned. "Oh young day walker. I maybe old but I can still pull it off!"
"Okay, you'll take the Ann Rice nightmare and I'll take Bram Stoker's gothic hubby!" Spiderman shouted before lunging into battle.
Chris gets into his stance and leaps in the air. Its an eye for eye day as his enemy leapting into the air as well. Both men get into a hold with each other before falling back to the ground. Chris than pulls her toward him and hits the pest twice in the ribs.
'The human blood bank' suplexes Blade onto the pavement, but as he lands on the ground, he manages to kick the vampire in the chest and causes him to fall over.
"They must not be into rare blood types." Chris joked before Blade threw one of his garlic balls at them. Results were immediate. Their eyes locked up. There bodies stiffened. Their razor-sharp claws flexed, and than they fell over as their corpse dissolved.
Blade turned to Chris. "There's something we need to discuss."
Chris just joked "Oh do you need a hug?"
Blade glared at him. "Now is not the time to be cute, Christopher!"
"Okay!"
"There's a vampire out there that's causing havoc, and I think you need to be careful when you go to school." Blade explained.
"What?" Chris questioned.
Blade continued, "He is vicious, how I let your father talk me into thinking that he was good or how I teamed up with him is beyond me, but now he is after the recipients of U of A."
Chris just stared at him. "Your not making sense, why is he after us?"
"Because the school used to be his feeding ground. When it was called Empire State University. All I'm saying is for you to watch your back, and watch your friends more carefully." With that he got into his motorcycled and prepared to take off.
"Wait!" Chris said grabbing his arm. "Can you at least give me a name?"
"He was a normal mortal attending ESU, now he's a vampire. His name was Michael Morbius." Than he was off.
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"So why didn't you take him out?" Julius questioned.
Chris than replied, "There was something in his eyes that made me think that he was innocent."
"Mom, what's wrong? Aidan asked concernly.
Niecy handed her son the letter from Mary Jane. "I think Chris isn't gonna be happy for the next five hundred years after he reads this."
Aidan took the paper from her and read it vigorously. "Oh, my god." He asked shocked as he re-read the letter out loud. "Honey, we were gonna tell you when you were 18 years old, I wish I could tell you personally but it would be too painful. This will hurt, but it must be spoken, the truth is--
Chris just rolled his eyes. They were watching TRL and every time a pretty girl would pop out from the screen, Julius would shriek and ask him if he had a shot with one of them.
Aidan just threw a gum wrapper at him. "That girl will never go out with your ugly-ass! Hell the 300 pound whale blocking the fine chick in the red wouldn't go out with you!"
"Oh I'm ugly! Fool everybody says we look alike, that means you ugly too!" Julius riposted.
Aidan just snarled at him. "No man, I got the athletic genes and the good- looking genes, you got your genes from mom's side of the family, you know with the big bearded lady!"
"No I'm better looking than you! Just check out the stash!" Julius stated proudly rubbing his facial hair.
"You mean the hearth rug?"
Chris was lying on the couch counting down from ten knowing that was all the time it took before the two brothers would explode on each other. He was right.
Julius jumped on his brother and Aidan flipped Julius on his back causing them to fall over the couch onto the floor. The two started wrestling and yelling at each other as Chris turned up the volume.
"Nothing ever changes around here." Chris said bored rigid.
Just than Niecy came down the stairs and walked right past her warfare sons and handed Chris the phone. "It's for you, she said she's the girl from the pool party and that'd you know her."
"Cool." Chris replied. "Sup, baby. You gonna give me love or what?"
Chris could hear a feminine voice grunt on the other line. "Boy! This is your mother!"
Chris stood up and panicked. "I'm sorry, mom!" He than turned to Niecy and covered the receiver. "That was not nice!"
Niecy grinned. "I'm not sorry, Chris."
"I thought you were somebody else. So what's up?" He said sitting back down.
Mary Jane calmed down and started talking to her son. "I came see if you were okay, Niecy told me that you started your first hours of college today."
Chris smiled. His mommy love him so much! "Yeah I it was a 'right."
"A 'right." Mary Jane smirked. "Chris you've hanging with Aidan and Julius for too long."
"Well its mostly Julius nowadays. So how's Jesse is she doing okay?"
"Yeah, she misses you a lot you know." MJ alleged. "Hasn't stopped talking about you in a while."
Chris frowned. He missed her a lot too! He than turned to his friends and noticed that they were still in there little 'fist fight'. "Um, mom I gotta go."
Mary Jane sighed. "Fine, lost distant calls cost these days anyway but Chris, there's something your father and I have been meaning to tell you, I sent it to you in a letter, please don't be mad . Love you."
"I love you , too." Chris responded before hanging up the phone. That was really weird, what had his parents been meaning to tell him? I guess its an anonymity he'll have to wait to hear for a long time. Thanks to those damn postal boys!
He than turned to Niecy. "Aren't you gonna stop them?"
"No, I've watched these guys fight so many times that it is official: I'm too old for this! Besides this is there way of handling there problems." And with that she left.
Chris just looked at the two boys. Aidan had given Julius a bloody lip. "Pzzz, it's more like there way of handling homicide."
That night Chris and Julius were bunking in their room they were all settled in their beds and were currently talking about life. More specifically their life. Sometimes super-model's life.
"I beat the shit out of Aidan!" He said proudly. "That'll teach him to make fun of my stash!"
"Congratulations, Julius. You've made the makers of affirmative action proud!" Chris declared mockingly.
Julius gave him really mean look. "Don't be going all racist on me, C!"
"I'm not, Julius. It's just that for as long as I've known you, every time your brother says something that ticks you off you walk...Right into battle!"
Julius sighed. "Well maybe if he wasn't such a conceited little shit all the time, I wouldn't have to bang him up!"
Chris looked at him concerned. "Are you sure this has nothing to do with, you know...him."
"Him? Are you talking about the band from Finland?" Julius asked naively.
"No! I'm talking about your dad! I lived down the street, it was painfully obvious that your dad played favorites with the both of you."
Julius grimaced. "Yeah that's why mom got a divorce, she told me that she was trying to protect us from his verbal abuse. Aidan didn't take it so well, he lived by one rule: dad was always right."
When Julius glanced at Chris' saddened face he smiled and tried to lighten up the mood. "Sup, baby. You gonna give me love or what?" He said mocking Chris.
"Oh man you heard that!" Chris asked uncomfortably.
Julius burst out laughing. "Are you kidding me the only reason I got this bloody lip was because Aidan took advantage of me when I exploded with laughter!"
"Stop laughing! It's not funny!" Chris yelled.
Spider-man was on top of the highest skyscraper he could find, surveying the city for anything out of order going on. The sun had since gone down and everything looked peaceful enough, except for the expected cars and business man he sensed from time to time. He didn't know why but for some reason he had a acute sense of hearing along with cat-like sight. Wait. Acute sense of hearing. Do spiders have that? And what's with this cat-like sight? Not that he was complaining, it made his job easier.
It was than he noticed the familiar sound of a motorcycle coming and he knew that his 'pal' was currently hunting down the 'immortally living' that lied within the dark shadows of the night.
'I should help. Besides I doubt vampires would love radioactive spider blood.' Chris thought before he swung into the next battle.
Blade was cornered by two vampires. He kicked one square in the stomach and pulled back from them to give himself time to gathering himself. These weren't normal vampires, they were way stronger! That's why he was hoping that his 'student' would lend him some help. The two vampires were gaining on him once again, and he couldn't help but stare into those giant fangs!
"Nice set of choppers. Bet the tooth fairy would pay a lot of dough for that!" Chris shouted falling beside his exhausted ally. "How you doing , Blade? Hope your not getting too old for this."
Blade just grinned. "Oh young day walker. I maybe old but I can still pull it off!"
"Okay, you'll take the Ann Rice nightmare and I'll take Bram Stoker's gothic hubby!" Spiderman shouted before lunging into battle.
Chris gets into his stance and leaps in the air. Its an eye for eye day as his enemy leapting into the air as well. Both men get into a hold with each other before falling back to the ground. Chris than pulls her toward him and hits the pest twice in the ribs.
'The human blood bank' suplexes Blade onto the pavement, but as he lands on the ground, he manages to kick the vampire in the chest and causes him to fall over.
"They must not be into rare blood types." Chris joked before Blade threw one of his garlic balls at them. Results were immediate. Their eyes locked up. There bodies stiffened. Their razor-sharp claws flexed, and than they fell over as their corpse dissolved.
Blade turned to Chris. "There's something we need to discuss."
Chris just joked "Oh do you need a hug?"
Blade glared at him. "Now is not the time to be cute, Christopher!"
"Okay!"
"There's a vampire out there that's causing havoc, and I think you need to be careful when you go to school." Blade explained.
"What?" Chris questioned.
Blade continued, "He is vicious, how I let your father talk me into thinking that he was good or how I teamed up with him is beyond me, but now he is after the recipients of U of A."
Chris just stared at him. "Your not making sense, why is he after us?"
"Because the school used to be his feeding ground. When it was called Empire State University. All I'm saying is for you to watch your back, and watch your friends more carefully." With that he got into his motorcycled and prepared to take off.
"Wait!" Chris said grabbing his arm. "Can you at least give me a name?"
"He was a normal mortal attending ESU, now he's a vampire. His name was Michael Morbius." Than he was off.
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"So why didn't you take him out?" Julius questioned.
Chris than replied, "There was something in his eyes that made me think that he was innocent."
"Mom, what's wrong? Aidan asked concernly.
Niecy handed her son the letter from Mary Jane. "I think Chris isn't gonna be happy for the next five hundred years after he reads this."
Aidan took the paper from her and read it vigorously. "Oh, my god." He asked shocked as he re-read the letter out loud. "Honey, we were gonna tell you when you were 18 years old, I wish I could tell you personally but it would be too painful. This will hurt, but it must be spoken, the truth is--