Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did it would not be on cartoon Network.. it would probably be on the playboy channel.

this is my first Fic... please! don't be too harsh!
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There was a brief knock on the door of Ed and Al's dorm. Sighing heavily Ed stands up stretching his arms above his head. Setting his book on the table he walks to the door. Man, it sure is lonely with Al gone. I wonder how long he'll stay with Winrey in Risenbool. Another louder knock at the door.

"I'm comming, damnit!" he calls out in frusteration.

Flinging open the door he glares up at... Hawkeye, with her hand on her gun holster. Oh, shit.

"Oh! Hawkeye! I didn't know it was you!... DON'T SHOOT ME!" Ed cries out, his arms flung up to protect him.

Dropping her hand away from her gun, "Why didn't you answer you phone, Fullmetal?" she asks annoyed.

Confused, Ed looks at his telephone. "Ph...OH! I unplugged it. I was researching and didn't want to be bothered."

Turning Edward reconnects the phone, and as he does so it begins to ring.

Startled, Ed picks up the reciever, glancing at Hawkeye. "Hello? AL! Oh, you're staying for a few weeks? Oh.. well, now's not the best time.. I have a funny feeling I'll be shot if I stay on the phone much longer..yes, I'll tell her. Bye!" hanging up the phone Ed looks sheepishly at Hawkeye, "Alphonse says 'hello' ".

Looking sternly at Edward she motions for him to follow. "Come on, Fullmetal. The Colonel wants to speak with you."

Grabbing his coat Edward locks the door and chases after the ever retreating Hawkeye.

...10 minutes later...

There is a knock at his door and he looks up, "Come in."

"Colonel," Hawkeye enters slauting. "I got Fullmetal like you asked."

Stepping aside, Hawkeye let's Edward enter the Colonel's office. Turning on her heel she leaves, shutting the door behind her.

Standing awkwardly just inside the door Edward looks around the room, avoiding Mustang's gaze.

Clearing his throat, Mustang looks at Edward. "You never came to give me your report, Fullmetal."

Look at him, just sitting there. Smug smirk plastered on his face. In that military suit.. his hair falling in his eyes... Wait... what? ...
"Uh, oh.. I got caught up with Al.. He's back in Risenbool with Winrey.. I've just been around the dorm. Tired from the train ride.. Sorry.. I'll go do that report now." Ed says, turning to leave.

Suddenly, Roy stands up, "Wait, Edward!"

"..." Turning around Ed blushes, a light pink forming on his cheeks. Did he just call me Edward?


Look at him, his golden eyes shining.. he's blushing.. how adorable.. oh my and his blond hair falling around his shoulders..his hair is down? WHY DIDNT I NOTICE BEFORE!
Jaw slack, eyes wide, Roy begins to walk forward as if in a trance.

Startled Edward backs away, his back hitting the wall, as Roy keeps walking forward, pinning Ed against the wall.

What is he doing?..."Colonel?..."

Roy's hands plunge into Ed's hair, tugging lightly tilting his head up to him.

"Mustang?..Mustang!"

Edward blushes even harder as Roy slowly bends down, his lips getting dangerously close to Edward's.

Oh my.. he's going to kiss me! I wonder what his mouth tastes like... no..no! I'm not ready for this! "ROY!"

Snapping out of his trance, Roy blushes and steps back.

Was I just about to...to k-kiss Fullmetal! "I-I-I'm sorry, Edw---Fullmetal."

Shaking his head, trying to clear his thoughts. "I...have to go now. I'll get that report to you by morning. Good-bye, bastard." but there was no heat in his voice, no anger..

Walking out, Edward sighs in relief. What if he did kiss me... those lips..they were mere centimeters away from mine.. I can still feel his hands in my hair.. his breath on my lips...Am I in lo...NO! It's the Colonel! He's a MAN! A very handsome man.. Stop it! He's a MAN! I'm not gay! I like women! Don't I? "What's wrong with me?"

-tbc-

Read and Review please!
I know it's short, but it's my first one!