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"NO YOU DONT!"
DONT RUB IT IN! cries
Walking down the main street in town, Edward cant get the Colonel off his mind. His stomach starts to grumble, he's been walking over an hour, and he hasn't eaten a thing today! Walking into the nearest diner he takes a seat in a secluded booth. The waitress starts toward him, a menu in hand. She looks to be around 23, a few years older than Edward. She has red hair and blue eyes, and she is very well...endowed. As Edward looks at her, he tries to imagine her naked. His eyes bulge and he gags.
As the waitress nears her face filled with concern, "Are you okay, sir?"
Composing himself, Ed smiles politely, reading her nametag. "Yes, I'm fine..Anne. Could I get a glass of water?"
"Sure!" she says cheerfully.
I'm gay. I like men... How am I going to tell Al! What will he think of me? I know he's in love with Winry. Ever since he got his body back he's been blabbing nonstop about her... Groaning, Edward lets his head fall onto the table. "Ouch."
He hears muffled giggling and looks up to see the waitress, holding a pitcher of ice water.
Pouring some into his glass she giggles again, "Here's your water. Are you ready to order?"
Ed glances at the menu and orders a salad, a club sandwich, chilli fries, chicken strips, a burger and 2 slices of pie. "Oh! And another glass of water, please!"
Eyes wide the waitress looks around, "You waiting on someone, or is this all for you?"
"It's just for me." I never have a date.. unlike that womanizer Mustang..
"But.. you're so small.. how can you eat all that?" Anne asks curiously.
Face turning bright red, Edward jumps up, his arms flailing, "WHO'S SO SHORT HE NEEDS A BOOSTER SEAT TO SEE OVER THE TABLE!"
The whole diner is staring at him, mouths gaping open. As Ed tries to compose himself after his outburst, dusting off his red coat.
"You sure like to draw attention to yourself, Fullmetal."
Oh, no. That's not..."Bite me, Mustang." Ed replies, without looking at him.
The colonel had entered his favorite diner moments earlier, still standing at the door he hears a very firmiliar outburst. Walking over to the corner he takes a seat at the booth with Edward as the terrified waitress goes back in the kitchen.
"Don't be so rude, Edward. May I join you for dinner?" the smirking colonel asks.
"No." came the curt reply. I can't have dinner with him! Not after what happened earlier...
Chuckling, Roy looks across the table at the flustered teen. "Are you blushing, Ed?"
"NO!...You can stay if you'd like.. I don't care." he mumbles.
Roy begins to study the menu, deciding what he wants, when the waitress comes back with half of Ed's order he orders his own food, snagging one of Ed's chilli fries in the process, munching thoughtfully, "Better add chilli fries to that!" he calls after her. Around 5 minutes later she brings the rest of Ed's food and Mustangs. Eating in silence, Ed steals a look at Roy, who was enjoying his hamburger and chilli fries.
He looks so handsome. So happy just sitting there eating... with me... he's having dinner WITH ME... I think I love him... No.. I can't.. I just found out I'm gay! How can I already be in love...
"You know, Ed.. if you keep looking at me like that people might think we're together."
Jumping up suddenly, Ed leaves some cash for his food and walks out. As he walks away from the diner is begins to rain. Hard. Pulling his coat around him tighter he trudges towards his apartment. He doesn't even hear Roy running up behind him.
I hope he doesn't hate me. "Ed! I'm sorry.. we're getting soaked.. my apartment is a few blocks away.. will you come with me?"
"Wha--?" Did he just ask me to his apartment!..."Why! To make fun of me more!"
Feeling Roy's hands on his shoulders, Ed is spun around and suddenly Roy's arms are around him. His strong arms pulling Ed to his chest, water dripping off the ends of his hair, falling onto the already soaked Edward.
"Please, Edward..." Roy whispers against Ed's ear, making him shiver.
"...okay..."
Releasing Ed, Roy begins to walk to his apartment, Ed trailing behind.
He has a nice ass...Ed thinks staring at the colonel's backside.
"You know, Edward.. I think you've gotten taller... the top of your head comes nearly to my eyes now...Edward?"
Roy stops when Ed doesn't answer him. Turning around as Ed slams right into him, knocking them both to the ground.
"Huh?" says the dazed Elric brother.
Raising an eyebrow the Colonel chuckles and pulls himself and Edward back to their feet.
"Nothing."
Turning a corner Roy walks in a building and starts up the stairs, Ed close behind. Glad to be out of the rain.
"I'm going to stop to unlock my door soon, please avoid knocking me over this time.." Roy calls back to Ed laughing openly.
Opening his apartment door, Roy steps inside and motions for Edward to come in. Closing and locking the door Mustang ventures into a room leaving Ed standing inside his door. Roy comes back out with red pajamas and tosses them to Edward.
"You can wear these while our clothes dry.."
"Okay. Thanks, Roy."
Roy leaves the room to let Edward change, and also to change himself. Edward strips as quick as possible putting his shirt, pants, boxers, and coat in a pile he puts on the pajamas which strangely..fit him! As he's pulling on the shirt Roy walks back in, wearing only dry boxers. Ed looks at him suprised, taking in the Colonel's toned torso and long legs.
"Uuuuhhhhhhhhhh...Wow.. Roy is really hot."
Roy's jaw drops as he stares at Ed.
"Did you just say I'm hot?"
"WHAT! I SAID THAT OUTLOUD!" Ed yells, blushing furiously.
Roy nods and walks over to him. Wrapping his arms around Ed again, looking down into his gold eyes.
"You know, you're pretty hot yourself, Ed."
Leaning down Roy kisses Ed, just a light brush of lips at first then a more needy, lustful kiss, mouths tasting eachother exploring with teeth and tongue. Roy scoops up Edward and takes him into the bedroom, laying him down and kneeling above him, kissing him again.
"I love you, Roy." Ed whispers, embarassed.
"I love you too, Edward. I have for along time.."
Hugging eachother tightly, they kiss again, gentle, and slow. Then... there's a knock at the door.
"Who the hell could that be!" Roy fumes as he goes to get the door, Ed follows behind his clothes ruffled.
Flinging open the door he prepares to yell at whoever interrupted until he sees that it's Al and Winry. They look past ROy and see Edward and plow over Roy.
"Sure, come on in.." Roy mumbles
"ED! I proposed to Winry!" says the 19 year old Al.
"I SAID YES!" Winry screams in delight.
"Congratulations you two!" Ed says happily, trying not to make it obvious what he and the Colonel were doing.
"So... did we interrupt anything, brother?" Al asks, looking at the Colonel in his boxers, and Ed's ruffled pajamas.
Ed and Roy exchange a look and shake their heads. "No!" they both say in unison.
"Mmhmm...Suuure, Edward.. " Winry says playfully.
"Ro-----err...Mustang... can I speak with you in private please?"
Nodding Roy follows Ed into the bedroom.
"I can't lie to my brother... " Ed whispers.
Leaning down Roy kisses Ed's tender lips. "Then don't."
Peeking in the door Al and Winry see them kissing and giggle. The two jump and look at them.
"How much did you hear?" Ed asks embarassed.
Smiling, "Everything from 'I can't lie to my brother' until the kiss" Winry admits, giggling again.
"Well...it's true.We love eachother..." Roy said, hugging Ed close. "And that won't ever change."
"Shall we make it a double wedding then, Brother?" Al asks laughing and dodging a pillow that was thrown at him.
"Maybe we should." Roy says winking at Al, who begins to laugh even harder.
Roy fails to dodge a pillow thrown by Ed, and falls backwards as it smacks into his face. Ed jumps on him and pins him down to the floor, and smiles.
"We'll just go now. Have fun you two!" Winry says dragging Al out the front door.
Raising an eyebrow at Edward, he smiles. Ed looks around and smiles clicking off the light.