Niecy Cambridge was packing her clothes in a suitcase all the while complaining about how she should have gotten a bigger suitcase but was too cheap to buy it! She than used the old 'sit on the suitcase' trick to fit everything in. Lugging her baggage down the stairs she called her sons over to carry the rest of her stuff downstairs.
"Oh my god! This is heavier than Jesse's shoe box!" Julius whined.
"Just shut up and carry it!" Aidan retorted.
Reaching the bottom of the stairs a car horn was heard outside, Chris looked outside the window.
"It's a blue van, Niecy." Chris announced.
Niecy smiled. "Okay that's your Uncle, now remember that I'll be gone for at least three days so please try to leave the house standing when I get back."
"Don't worry about it!" The kids yelled in a unison.
"Oh and by the way, remember that I'm trusting four children with the average age of 18.5, I HOPE that my trust isn't being misplace!" She said harshly before closing the door.
Julius turned to Aidan. "You think she really trusts us?"
"Not likely." Aidan replied.
He was right. Outside Niecy knocked on her neighbors door and handed him a crisp twenty dollars, this wasn't your run-in-the-mill neigbor, he weight at least 500 pounds!
"If they do anything remotely suspicious, sit on them!" The neighbor nodded and she headed out to the van with her brother. She was mother, she wasn't stupid!
Three hours later the kids were sitting there looking extremely bored. They were either painting their nails, reading a book, or talking about a green monster out he has to stop.
Julius grimaced. "That's it! Aidan would you shut up about that stupid green mascot already!"
"He nearly took my head off during the game!" Aidan screamed.
"And Chris would you stop painting those retarded nails!" Julius said pointing at Chris annoyingly.
Chris looked up from his occupation and stared at his friend solemnly. "But if I coat them with paint, there easier to nail in!"
Julius plopped on the couch. "Guys this is SO boring!"
The other three looked up and nodded in agreement.
Jesse than got an idea, dropping her book eagerly. "Let's throw a party!"
"I don't know, this story that's about to unfold seems sort of familiar to me?" Chris said suspiciously
Aidan nodded. "Mom, trusted us, we have to respect that."
"Oh come on, guys! This will be great, and we can clean everything up before she can get home!" Julius continued to press on.
"No and that's final!" Aidan screamed as he and Chris left to get some burgers for them.
Jesse and Julius yelled together, "Damn older brothers!" Than they both looked at each other.
Julius grinned. "You know maybe they don't have to be involved. I mean were almost legitimate adults, actually I'm 19 so I'm considered a legal adult."
"And it can't possible be our fault, were the youngest!" Jesse fueled on.
They both said together, "It's big brother's fault!"
The two older siblings of the 'dynamic duo' were currently driving back home at 7:48 P.M. unaware of the plot that their brother and sister had planned.
Chris just looked saddened. "I swear man this whole parentage thing really screwed me up!"
"Come on Chris I bet there is no more family trauma you could possibly run in to." Aidan said reassuringly.
Chris just turned his head to his best friend's brother. "You sure?"
Aidan snorted. "Yeah, you have a half sister who gets into trouble, a father that died, and an Mother who abandoned you, they probably saved a seat on Oprah for you!"
Chris burst out laughing. "I guess your right."
"Of course I'm right! I declare the rest of the year 'Chris Parker's care-free year!"
"I bet you five bucks that doesn't even last the day!" Weaver spoke up.
The two boys just turned to him, he was a deliver boy that was a friend of Aidan's from art class, he worked at Burger King and helped them get the fast food for free.
"Dude, I really hate it when you make new friends." Chris stated.
Weaver just shook his head. "I'm just saying that the fates have a twisted sense of humor!"
Aidan scoffs. "Your on Lance! Chris Parker's care-free year stands!"
When they rounded the block, Weaver grabbed Aidan's head to make him pull over roughly.
"The fuck is your problem!" Aidan exclaimed.
"Pay up man!"
"What!"
"Boys isn't that your house!" Weaver asked eccentrically.
Weaver than points to a distance where we see that the house had toilet paper on covering the front of the house, dozens of people were running in, and the loud music could be heard for miles.
Aidan turns pale.
"When the hell am I gonna get a break!" Chris yelled as the three boys ran over to the house.
It was chaos when they got inside the house, they could smell booze.
"Thank you for coming!" Julius greeted talking a cash from the entering folks.
Rounding the corner a rushing Aidan caught a glimpse of his brother. "JULIUS!"
Instead of panicking when he saw his brother Julius just smiled and let them in. "Hey Aidan welcome to the party!"
Aidan grabbed him and slammed him against the wall. "Are you out of your mind!"
"Listen, have some fun, okay? Mom is coming back in three days. She will never know." Julius enunciated slowly.
Aidan pushed him into the wall harder. "You are insane! There is no way I am gonna let this continue!"
Julius sigh, "Okay, by the way how's your headache?"
Aidan made a face. "What headache?"
Julius smashed his head against his.
Aidan fell forward and unhanded his brother while Julius ran away!
Aidan put his hand to his head. "Fine! But this is on you man!"
"If we go down, I go solo." Promised Julius.
Chris was walking down the hallway in a daze as he tried to make his way through the pack of people without trying to touch anything when a chick spotted him and wrapped her arms around his waist.
"Whoa!" Chris yelled in surprise.
When he turned around he was met with a seductive figure. "Hey, I haven't seen you around here."
"Um, well I've been hiding!" Chris said alarmed.
The young girl ran her left hand up his pelvis to his chest. "Well don't!"
Chris came up with an idea. "Hey, make your own sundaes!"
The girl looked ran toward where he was pointing. "Oh, goodie!"
Chris nearly collapsed when he felt someone else put his arm around his waist.
Chris grumbled. "Okay, I am not in the mood, so please let go of me before I get a law suit!"
Chris felt someone kiss his ear before a feminine voiced whispered. "Your gonna need a law suit when I'm done with you."
When he turned around he saw a smug looking Riley. "Riles, hey, it's been a while. You look great!" Chris said happily.
"Yeah well I don't normally go to these kind of parties but I found out that your best friend was hosting it, I knew I would run into you!"
"Yeah you did." Chris smiled before grabbing her hand. "Wait here, and I'll get us a drink."
Unknown from them, Paul had walked in with an enraged glare in his eyes. He spotted who he was looking for at the snack table and he couldn't help but grin.
"Guess who?" He nearly jumped when he felt a hand covering his eyes.
"Oh, no."
"Hey, there was no make your own sundaes there!" She chirped.
Chris turned around and saw the same girl. "What is your name?"
"Becky."
Chris was exasperated. "Look, Becky. I don't think I'm your type so-
"Nonsense!" She hugged him like a little school girl. "All guys are my type!"
"Listen here you little tramp, if you don't get your hands off my man, it's gonna get ugly up in here!" An angry voice rang in their heads.
"Riley! My girlfriend!" Chris exclaimed in relief pushing past the girl and giving her a hug.
Riley just gave the bimbo a smug look as she left grumbling.
"Jesse you know your underage to be drinking this stuff, right?" Chris asked his sister.
"It wasn't my idea, I was springing for Mountain Dew, but Hugo over here wanted the hard stuff!" Jesse admitted nudging Julius.
Aidan walked up to them. "Guys this party is getting a little out of control, I just heard a bunch of seniors from Gregory High are about to sacrifice a virgin."
"Oh." Julius responded. "Well, I guess some of us will have to be on the lookout?"
"I'm safe!" Julius responded proudly.
Aidan just rolled his eyes. "I'm safe."
Chris began a joke. "Guess I'll have to enter my big brother protective mode, eh?" Chris said but he frowned when he noticed Jesse turn away. "Oh hell no!"
Riley eyes widen. "Way to go, rookie!"
Jesse blushed. "I'm safe."
Riley than poked a horrified Chris, but all she got out of him was, "How can you be sure! That's it first thing in the morning we gonna get you tested!"
"BIG
BROTHER!"
"Well, look who it is: U of A's
finest gutter trash." When the five of them turned around they saw
none other than Paul Cameron standing a foot away from them.
Julius just sneered. "I thought I smelled something!"
Paul laughed and walked up to him until they were nose to nose. "The smell is coming from you...little piece of shit!"
Julius started to make a charge at him but Aidan held him back. "It isn't worth it, bro! He's just trying to get under your skin."
Paul walked away from the stare anger coming from the five people and he walked away arrogantly. "See you later, this is sure to be an...interesting party."
"What a bastard!" Jesse piped up causing them to look at her. "What?"
"First you tell me you ain't no virgin and now you be cussing!" Chris looked at her horrified. "Jesse, I swear if I just met you right this second...I wouldn't know who you were."
Two hours later the party was getting a 'little' out of control.
A bunch of kids were carrying a helpless Weaver who was barely 5 feet tall up in the air as he whimpered frightened beyond belief.
"Hey come on be careful with that!" Jesse screamed tailing them from behind.
A loud noise was heard from behind the walls.
"That better not be what I think it is." She scolded.
Chris popped up from behind her. "Or what? You'll join them?"
Jesse stared antagonism at him. "Would you let it go! It was a long summer day-"
Chris closed his ears. "Oh, I don't want to hear the details!"
Julius ran up to them, Aidan closely behind him. "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. We can't stop the madness!"
"I told you so!" Aidan pushed on.
From behind the counter Paul watched them as he swallowed a whole shot of tequila and threw the glass. He hated these people so much, he just wanted to tear them apart inch by inch. 'Finally some backbone. I'm impressed.' Paul smiled dangerous before making his way through the crowd of people.
"Look we've had our fun, so maybe we should just call it a night and send everyone packing." Chris suggested.
"So soon?" Paul was back. He was circling Chris predatorily.
"Okay, what is your problem, you Freddy Kruger wannabe!" Julius asked.
Paul snickered. "My problem? Do you think for one minute I'm letting this...monkey get the best of me? Just because he got lucky on one shot and ruined my perfect record?"
"So that's what it is? Man that was six days ago, let it go." Aidan yelled.
"Your the one to talk, Miles. Last time I heard you were kidnapping little boys because you were scared they were gonna grow up to beat your scoring average." Paul than pushed Chris lightly. "That's right I pushed you during the game and you barely looked up. Your not gonna fight me!"
Chris just laughed lightly. "Because you ain't worth it!"
"Yeah. I heard about your father. The photographer from the Daily Bugle."
Chris went face-to-face with him. "Is that right?"
A grin formed from the side of his face. "You should be proud. 'Cause your just like your bitch-ass daddy!"
It was enough, Chris grabbed him and slammed him to the ground. "Don't you ever talk about my father!"
"Oh hell yeah! Kick his ass, Parker!" Julius fueled as many people surround them screaming righteously.
Getting back up Paul flipped Chris on his back and started to crush his neck. Being flexible Chris kicked him behind the back of the head and stood up to punt him in the face, causing blood to drip from his nose. Paul than grabbed him and sent both of them crashing over the counter!
"Ow!" Chris gasp as they both stood up once again.
"I'll kill you!" Paul went to punch him but missed and hit this one kid, sending him flying through a nearby window.
"That's it!" Aidan got in the middle of them and pushed Paul out the door. "You need to go!"
Paul put his hands up defensively and walked out the door, dissatisfied.
"You see! Now mom is gonna tweak when she sees the window!" Aidan said to his brother as he pointed to the busted window.
"It's a 'right, I got a pocket full of party money!" Julius defended.
"Well cough it up!" Ordered Aidan as Riley made her way to them.
"Guys you got a problem." Riley hit the button on the answering machine.
Niecy's voice came on. "Hey guys my flight got derailed in Rhode Island so I'm coming home. I should be there at 11:30."
The three young adults had a look of panic upon there face. "What time is it!"
"Twenty minutes from 11:30!" Jesse whispered horror-struck.
"Okay, all you fellas and ladies gotta bounce! Like, NOW!" Julius screamed as they started to head for the exit, grumbling about the fight being too short. "That's right get your playa hating asses out of my house, and some of Y'all need to come back here with a can of air-fresher!"
"Everybody get cleaning, Chris you and Julius help that poor fool that crashed through the window to his car!" Aidan ordered as they five scattered.
"It seems the poor fool was drunk." Julius suggested as they took his arms and putting it around their shoulders.
"Okay buddy, at least have the pride and try to walk." Chris murmured as they dragged his weak body across the driveway.
Chris was looking down but stopped when he noticed some feminine legs standing in front of them. He looked up slowly to meet the gaze of one angry Niecy Cambridge.
"Hey, Ma." Julius said uneasily. "Have you met, Roger?" He quip at the guy they were helping.
Niecy looked angry but her face faltered when she noticed Roger turn green. "Oh no!"
Too late, Roger threw up on her driveway!
"I leave you guys for...Not even a full day! I come back home, my window is busted, some horny teenagers are in my bed, and I smell booze on impact!" Niecy reprimanded.
Chris, Aidan, Julius, and Jesse where sitting on the couch, head down taking the heat from one angry lady going off the deep end.
"Aidan your the oldest, if anything I put forth my FULL confidence on you!"
Julius opened his mouth to protect his brother's alibi but Aidan extended his arm to shush him.
"I'm sorry, I was bored so I invited a few friends and it escalated." Aidan admitted falsely.
Niecy really gets in her son's face. "I don't like the influence you have on Chris and Julius, I don't like the man your father turned out to be, and I don't like that you turned out just like him."
That one hit home. I mean if an audience was watching this they would go 'ohhh' the second Niecy delivered the line!
"I don't think I like myself either." Aidan stated sadly as his friends just looked on concern.
Later that night Julius took a bath trying to get the musky scent out of flesh. He was drying his hair with a towel coming back to his room but he suddenly stopped at Aidan's door. Opening it slowly he noticed his brother was sitting on the floor staring into space.
"Hey Aidan you got some time?"
Aidan just looked at him. "Yeah what do you want?"
"Why did you cover for me?" Julius inquire suspiciously.
Aidan sighed. "To say sorry for the way I treated you...and Chris."
Julius leaned on the wall. "Yeah...what mom said, that was out of line."
"No it wasn't, I've been racking my brain here thinking about it. That wasn't out of line, it was smack dab on the line. Look, I've been a train wreck every since this divorce happened so I started this basketball thing hoping trying to live to an expectation that was never reachable, I neglected the things I should have valued most, I attacked the things I should have defended. I became the person that I wished every night, I would never be." Aidan explained.
Julius looked at him in surprise, he never knew this. He always thought that the reason that Aidan had treated them like dirt was to try and show them up. But underneath all the emotional barriers was a little boy who was broken by a father's abysmal ness.
"So um, are you gonna hug me now?" Julius asked trying to break the tension.
"Oh please were brothers not a gay couple!" Aidan said getting back to his reading.
Julius just laughed. "You know not a lot of brothers could have done what you did."
"Well you know there are a lot of older brothers in the world that would have done the same thing." Aidan said trying not to flatter himself.
"Well I'm glad out of all the brothers in the world, your mine."
Aidan looked at him with pride in his eyes.
Julius started to walk back in his room but stopped. "By the way if your still harboring any bad feelings towards me, I want you to have this five dollars."
"Five dollars!" Aidan exclaimed.
Julius looked at him sheepishly. "Well it was all that was left of the party money when I gave mom the money to fix the window."
"Five dollars is shady man." Julius just shrugs and starts to walk by but Aidan stops him.
"What?" Julius demanded.
"I said five dollars was shady, it didn't mean I wouldn't take it! Gimme!" Aidan grabs the cash and Julius is left walking away giggling.
Chris was on the roof of his house staring at the stars majestic spell.
"My life is crazy." He declared. He than burst out laughing.
'I can't believe after all of the crime fighting I have done and the whole parentage bit I just now figured it out!' Chris thought to himself childishly. 'huh?' He felt it again the burn in his head.
From within the coverlet of the night that would shield the Green Goblin popped out with an intense hatred in his glance.
"Young Parker. I don't think we were done!" He spat, making his presence known.
Whirling his head around fast his eyes widened as he felt himself being lifted from the air.
"What the-!" Before he could finish his line the Green Goblin covered his mouth with a handkerchief and drugged him to sleep.
"Time to play, Christopher!" The Green Goblin screeched in a annoying sing- song voice as he lifted Chris in the air and took off into the night.
A/N: Thanks to all of those who reviewed I appreciated it! By the way I was thinking about adding a new character onto the story so if you all want to make a suggestion you can(Email me at )! Just no Japanese names 'cause some of them are confusing. Speaking of characters anybody got a favorite! Another thing this might be the last chapter for a while...SORRY!
