WELCOME TO CHAPTER 222222222222TO

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Chapter Also: Chihiro's new Powers!

Keroppi hopped down the path, muttering angrily to himself. "This is so annoying! Why do I have to find Sen and Haku to tell them that Yubaba wants to give Chihiro powers? It's not like she's any graet asset to the bathhouse anyway, even if she gets powers she won't be able to join the Powered Bathhouse Workers Union (PBWU for short) because shes a stupid human and they cannever do anything difficult like pass the difficult tests (that are very difficult) required to join the Powered Bathhouse WU. Then ahead he heard some splashing and giggling coming from a nearby lakeriver and decidd to investigate because maybe it could be Haku and Senhiro because he had heard that maybe they went thsi way along this particular path. So he hopped down to where the beach was andsaw Sen and Haku splashing about in teh river and having a very fun time. So he shouted "HEY SEN COME OVER HERE AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!" Sne looked up from where she wassel ooking (which was at Haku under water because he lokoed VERY sexy!) and looked at the shore and looked at Keropi, who was standnig on the shore looking at her and waving. "sorry, Haku I have to go talk to Keroppi but you can come if you want unless he says its secret,b ut im sure he won't say that!" So then they went to the shore and talked to Keroppi.

"Hey you stupid kids I have to talk to you" said Kerropppie. "WHAT IS IT ALREADY GOSH WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM." stated Chirio calmly. Hake proceeded to put a buble around the stupid amphibian and took Chirihrio away with him. "Come on baby this company is getting old."

As they were walking away the frog yelled after them "Hey come back here you too! I have rights to you know! I'm a Powered Bathhouse Worker! WE HAVE A UNION!"

"Hakeue, I could have taken care of him you know."

"Nonsense Cheeiro I didn't want you to dirty your hands"

"Don't forget I was the one who saved you in our movie you ungrateful dragon" yelled Chierioe angstily.

"Well quite honestly, BABE" (he said this very bitingly) "you just don't have the powers. Powers are pretty important; the spirit world recognizes those with powers in unions the most, and you just won't be respected here otherwise."

"—but the MOOOOOVIIIIIE—"

"Actually, Hauagkekeeeee's right" puffed the frog breathlessly, finally catching up to them. "Which is actually what I wanted to talk to you about, you too moron kids."

"what?" stated Sehiro with no curiosity whatsoever.

" " Hakue just frowned at the Kero-frog.

"Yubaba wants you guys to come back to her bathhouse and work their again and made it successful because she knows that you worked very well and do a great job working, so she decided to offer you powers Sen!"

"Oh may gosh, Yubaba wants to give me powers? Chiriro cried happily. "I have alwasy wanted to have powers, ever since I came here a few years ago and had to work here to free my parents (a/n: well if you don't know what I'm talking about then GO SEA THE MOVIE BEFORE YOU READ THIS FIC!) and so now Yubaba wants to give me powers so i'll be able to use my powers like the members of the Powered BW Union?"

"Well..." Keroppi said.

"Hmph." Haku snorted.

"Actually, its very hard for an human to join the Union, even if they happen to be a PBW..." added Keroppi after a pregnant pause full of baby.

"O..." muttered CHihiro sadly. "Then I'll just have to work extra hard," she said brightly!

"Are you sure its a good idea to give a human powers in teh first place?" Haku asked Keropee. Chiriro frowned at Jaku.

"Well Yubaba seems to think its oka and I don't really care what she does, so sure?" replied Kero-P. Chihiro looked at Haku.

"You don't think I should have powers? WHy, Haku, why?" she cried, crying and running away while crying very hard.

Chicrioeajio runs through the woods angrily madly going tthrought the trees and angrily tearing through the branches like the pissed off angsty mad teenage girl that she was. Is. Haku tried to follow but Cheiraio in her angery anger shoved him angrily away. With rage. She ran to a really dark angry part of the forest where she could be angry and alone and pissed off because no one cares even though she ran away by choice from the people who DO care and she sat down in a rage and cried with anger. She grabbed a nearby stick and tried to slit her wrists or at the very least carve the name "HAURKEE" into her arm, for he was the one who had made her so wrathful, but the stick wasn't sharp enough, because, it was, just a stick. And after all, she didn't want splinters, she just wanted a nice clean cut that she could show off to everyone so they would feel badly for her since she was so irately irascible. So she found a little stone and tried to scrape the end of the stick against it to sharpen it but in the end she just ended up rubbing off the black sharpie on her fingernails and this made her even more angry and so she thhreough herself to the ground and sobbed angrily with wrath crying out words of animosity hoping that someone would come and try and reach out to her so that she could irately push them away screaming "JAAAA NEEEEEEE" with much rageful anger, as she was, indeed, pissed off at the moment because Hakeue was being a stupid jerk about not wanting her to have powers because he was SOOOOO jealous that she would be better than her at the powers and was so selfish and stupid and gosh I wish, I mean, she wished, that he would just DIE already I mean (or she) he's just so stupid and you know you have to get rid of him, Chieerio, he's just goign to tye you down, I know, but he's soooooo cute and if we could get him into some bondage pants he would the hottest boyfriend EVAAAAAR but I can't let anyone know that I might be a normal teenage girl with some stupid crush on a guy because I'm SOOOOOOOO angry and pissed off and I hate EVERYONE and god I just need a freaking notebook so I can write some angry wrathful irate resentful bitter worked-up indignant offended irritable bull-snappish choleric hot-tempered testy poetry about how FREAKING ANGRY SHE IS RIGHT THEN. Unfortunately, it soon turned dark and Chierio realized that she was all alone in a strange forest in a strange world with dangerous spirits that probably wanted to kill her because she wasn't part of the PBWU because she didn't have powered powers and she had just run away from the frog that could have helped her get some and all she had in her possession were the clothes on her back which technically weren't even hers; her mom had bought them for her at Hot Topic and she'd never even been camping before so she couldn't start a fire or do anything because she was just a suburban spoiled brat and now she was lost because of her angry anger.

Haku's POV

Haku sat down in the beach and thought about what had just happened. He didn't want CHihiro to have powers the idea just didn't sit write with him. He frowned and put his head on his hand. (a/n: it was still attached to his neck teehee) He had always used his powers to save Chihiro (in the short time that he had known her during the movie (which you should watch before reading this fic)) but if she had powers then she wouldn't need him to save her! So he frowned some more and rested his head on his hand and looked angrily at the water. "Stupid water." He thought. "Stupid Keroppee." "Stupid powers." He idly removed from his pants...his wallet and looked at his PBWU membership card. He admired the shiny plastic finish and the gold seal next to his signature. He ran this thumb over the engraving of his gorgeous face in the upper left-hand corner and flipped the card over to read the fine print on the back. Perhaps there was something in there about humans not being able to join...no...he read it again for good measure. Still nothing...

Anyway, the point is that Haku doesn't want Chihiro to have powers because then she wouldn't rely on him and maybe then she wouldn't want to be with him anymore...and then he wouldn't have a girlfriend and he wouldn't be a boyfriend and he kind of liked it because it meant that you would get presents for your birthday and valentine's day and stuff (no one in the PBWU gives him presents because they thought he's an officious prick). The sun began to set next to him over the water and in the background Kero-Pee slinked froggily away (well ok he hopped but slinked is such moreso a better word). Then Haku thought to himself 'Gee I wonder where Chihiro has gotten to its starting to get dark out."

"Wonder-PBWU powers, activate!" He cried and thrust his fist into the air, displaying the Wonder-PBWU ring he had on his ring finger, wear you were rings. (This didn't actually do anything for his powers, Yubaba had just trained him to "use" his powers that way so all the other PBW's would laugh at him every time they saw him power up his powers and use them powerfully.) Even without the Wonder-were-ring, Haku's powers powered up powerfully and he turned on his powerful nightvision power-power. He looked for the blue aura of a very angery and sad person in the distance and discovered (using his powers) that Chihiro was only a few feet away from him behind a particularly large and dense clump of apple bushels.

"Hmm" he thought idly to himself "I could make a lot of wassel with them apples..." Then we walked over to where Chihiro is to talk about why they were fighting.

Captain PBWU was sitting beside Chirio trying to explain to her how powers and were-rings work when Hakue walked up.

"How'd you get here, Captain PBWU?" Hakue queried.

"Well, young Hakueu, your powers combined, you see. And I.. am CAPTAIN... PBWU!"

"Um.. I thought you needed more than one were-ring to summon you."

"Normally, you do, but I got bored and decided to make an exception. But now, since you're here, I'll take my leave. Keep on powering the powerful powers, young padawan! You'll be a were-power-jedi soon enough!" With that, he disappeared.

"So... Cheerio... I just wanted you to know.. that.. um..."

"Oh, it's ok, Hauakeu." Cheeior said and kissed him on the toe. (You have to work up to these things, you know. Baby steps and all.)

Then she kissed his hand six more times, one for each finger (you know cuz he has six being a dragon. What! You never noticed that in the movie! (You need to watch it again.))

Then she ran back to the river where she sat, standing waiting for him patiently while impatiently tapping her toe (just one.). With impatience. Hakuage turned back into a dragon using his powerful powers, and walked back powerfully to the shore, whereupon Cheeyore got on and they flew back to Yubaba's bathhouse.

"Few," Hokaguae thought, as he powerfully flew back with his powers. "At least that's over. And she even kissed me... man... on my fingers, teehee... all six... oh god, and a toe."

End.

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