a/n now on to the story.
"WAHAHAHA!" Screamed a Jedi Padawan as he jumped out from behind a vase when Anakin walked by. Anakin only responded by hiccupping.
"Sorry Master Kenobi I tried," said the little boy and he walked off.
"Padawans?" Anakin asked as Obi-Wan tried to suppress from rolling on the floor laughing. "You got stupid little padawans chasing after me now!"
"Hey you want to get rid of these hiccups right, or do you want me to try Mace Windu?" Obi-Wan asked.
"No I'll stick with two year olds, hiccup, jumping out from behind objects," Anakin replied.
"Out of my way you must get!" screamed a voice from behind Anakin. Anakin turned around to see Master Yoda flying at him at least twenty-five miles per hour in his floating chair holding a bottle of alcohol. "The hell out of my way you must get damn Padawan!" Anakin dropped down and less then a second later Master Yoda flew right where his head was. When Anakin got up he saw Master Yoda give him the middle uh…finger.
"That was just wrong, hiccup" Anakin said to Obi-Wan who was leaning up against the wall from laughing so hard. "Please tell me he was just pretending to be drunk."
"He was acting; maybe he should become an actor. I knew he curse but I never thought he'd give you the middle finger," Obi-Wan said and started laughing again.
"That was, hiccup, just wrong," Anakin repeated. "I will never look at Master Yoda the same way again." They continued on walking to the cafeteria.
That night Anakin became so angry at not being able to sleep because of his hiccups he went off to the cafeteria to get a glass of water. As he was walking down the hall he felt a presence.
"Hi, hiccup, Master Mundi," Anakin said as Ki- Adi Mundi was about to jump out and scare him.
"Man, good luck with those hiccups Skywalker," and Master Mundi left. Anakin continued to walk on. When he reached the cafeteria he grabbed a glass of water and sat down when he heard footsteps. His hand went automatically to his lightsaber, but he then felt it was Master Windu.
"Young Skywalker I hear you have the hiccups," he said and Anakin turned around.
"Oh my gosh!" Anakin said quite loud, "hey my hiccups are gone! Thanks Master Windu I am guessing your face scared me." Anakin ran off as fast as he could.
"Come back here Skywalker! Or I will show you what fear really is!" Master Windu called back while Anakin ran towards his and Obi-Wan's quarters.
"Master my hiccups are gone!" Anakin said when he entered the room to find Obi-Wan sitting on the couch reading a book.
"That's great who finally scared you?" Obi-Wan asked.
"Master Windu's face," Anakin said and they both started hysterically laughing.
"When I was your age and had the hiccups that is what scared me too," Obi-Wan said and they continued laughing.
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