Okay, this one is about Tails' day gone wrong cause it's really weird and not possible which is why I'm writing it…so read.
Tails was working in his workshop since he's bored and alone…a lot. He had four vials of colored liquids. They were red, blue, green, and yellow ( no it's not piss). So, he mixed the chemicals together for no reason at all and!…nothing happened. Tails sighed then watched his bed spontaneously combust.
"What the fuck!Not again!" he screamed while trying to put to the fire.
After settling the flames, Tails swept up the burnt-to-ashes parts of his bed and threw the ashes into a dustbin. He sat on his couch and heard a growling sort of noise and looked down.
"Am I hungry?" he asked to no one, "wait…that wasn't my stomach," then…the couch ate him.
Yes, the couch ate him. It grew teeth, a mouth, a tongue,a throat and digestive system. It chewed Tails up and started swallowing him and outside with the couch you could hear Tails scream, "Help! The couch is eating me! It's innards are fluffy and it's making things hot! I can't breathe! I can't see very well! I can hear sloshing noises!"
After being in the couches stomach for sometime, Tails remembered he had the sharp metal thing from Sonic Adventure and used it to cut the couch open.
"This is some pretty fucked up shit right here," he said while walking outside.
He stayed outside to avoid being eaten by something else in his workshop which might come to life as household furniture and breathed deeply.
"Ack! -Cough, cough- stupid polluted air!" he said while pounding on his chest.
Tails saw a rather large plane on fire and coming straight for him and he screamed like a little bitch and ran off to the giant circular area where he fought Eggman and lost a Chaos Emerald once in Sonic Adventure and watched the plane blow up his workshop.
"Nooooooo! All my work! My efforts! My porn! It's all gone! You mother fucker!" he screamed and broke down crying for about two minutes.
After he got over it, he walkedever towards the edge of thecliff, attempting to commit suicide, but failed as he for some reason exploded into a bunch of tiny chunks ofyellow or whatever color Tails is, and the badge thing that was on his tail exploded too.
"God damn it all!" said Tails as only his mouth was left intact, which a seagull grabbed and ate.
Okay, in case you haven't noticed, I hate Tails…not a lot but he's an annoying fox thing. So too bad if you like him. Anyway, knuckles is next!