Okay, just so you all know, I made Knuckles seem like a total dumbass. He is retarded not because he's gullible…he's just retarded.
Knuckles sat in front of the Master Emerald like he has been since forever. Clips of naked women and sharp objects appeared like a T.V. ad on the emerald as Knuckles was choking' the chicken, makin' the piggy squeal, gropin' his gorilla, floggin' the log, a.k.a. beatin' his meat! And for all you retards, masturbating.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Oh yeah! Uh huh! Mmmm. Swords, uh huh! Gah! Nice titties! Why haven't I blown my load! I've been at it for an hour! Which is great for losing fat, at least in my right arm," he said sweating profusely.
Then, a thick, red liquid landed on his dick which made him gasp really weird.
"AAAAAH! I didn't mean to stop making the piggy squeal! I didn't mean to fry his bacon! I didn't flog the log, I took down the whole forest!"
Then he noticed a Chao with a ketchup bottle smiling foolishly. Then it ran off.
"Argh! You pudding head mother fucker! I should throw you into a forest where you would get lost and live happily ever after! The end! I pronounce youChao and forest! You may flog the log!" he screamed to no one while shaking one of his gigantic fists and staring back at the emerald.
Before Knuckles could continue beating his meat, Chaos jumped out of the Master Emerald and stood before Knuckles.
"Hey! Buddy, buddy!"
Chaos stared at Knuckles grimly which is kind of hard to tell since he really has no face, just a pair of eyes and a brain in water which can stay together like jello, but anyway, he said, "Two things you horny ass tomato red mother fucker! One; you're horny and standing in front of me. Two; Don't call me that!"
Knuckles covered his wang and asked, "Why are you out?"
"I'm tired of turning into pictures of naked women and sharp objects for your desire! Pick one! The answer is obvious! Naked women or sharp objects!"
Knuckles jumped for joy in some sort of anime style thing and said, "Yeah! Sharp objects all the way!" he shouted all proud and shit.
"Idiot," said Chaos.
He walked off and came back with a stick of dynamite. It was already lit and was almost ready to blow.
"Here, take this and stroke for some time and magic stuff will…happen or some shit," said Chaos as he quickly ran off.
"Cool! A magic glowing stick!…Hey, wait a minute, are you yanking my pork?" asked Knuckles but then the dynamite exploded, "Even the magic stick goes boom before me," said Knuckles all dazed and shit, then he passed out all charred black and shit.
"Nah, you do well on your own," said Chaos going back into the Maser Emerald.
Knuckles is obviously a chronic masturbator if he can go for an hour without blowing his load and watch porn and sharp objects float by inside an emerald…which isn't possible but who the fuck cares. Amy's chapter is next!