Now it's Shadow's turn for something stupid to happen. Remember, I was bored and I had nothing to do. These are strange because...well I don't have a reason but do whatever!
Shadow sat in a dark room in nothing but the pitch black darkness itself. Strangely, all of Shadow's house was nothing but pitch black darkness, even as the sun was shining in, making it look like a blackhole in his house. Well, he was meditating for a short while then he decided to get some soda, so he walked to the kitchen. On his way there, he hit just about everything as he walked.
"(Bump) Ow. (Hit) Damn it! (Thud) Oops. Grr!"
Shadow clapped his hands and the darkness went away and everything was bright, blinding Shadow and making him scream.
"AAAAH! TOO BRIGHT!"
After his eyes got used to the light and he was done screaming, he walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. Inside the fridge, everything had tentacles and was snarling. Shadow picked up a can of something weird and it snarled as he looked at it. He closed the fridge door and popped the can open and where ever the noise was coming from, it stopped and the tentacles went limp. Shadow drank the strange soda and did the biggest and longest burp ever to be recorded in history, too bad it wasn't recorded and no one heard it.
"Man, all that carbon is gonna kill the atmosphere," he said throwing the can into the garbage.
Then, for some odd reason, Shadow pulled out a gatling gun and decided to shoot everything in his house for no reason at all. He screamed acting like he was Rambo or something and stopped when every inch of his house was covered in bullet holes, which was bad meaning the house might collapse, but it didn't. Then after a while of panting from all the screaming and shooting, he did some weird lookin' DragonBallZ rip off power up thing and screamed for a long time and letting Chaos Energy surge through him and around him and used so much it destroyed the neighborhood. But it was kinda cool looking. When he opened his eyes, he saw he was in hell and realized he killed himself and the entire neighborhood.
"God damn it! Satin!" he said pointing at Satin.
"What? You killed yourself."
"Shut up! Get me some beer, we're playing poker now," he said pulling out a deck of cards and getting a table out of nowhere.
"Hold on you pathetic excuse for a Sonic wannabe, I gotta invite some other friends," said Satin pulling out a weird looking devil cell phone.
"Make it fast," said Shadow as he opened the deck and saw two hot looking she devils which instantly attacked him.
Satin watched and giggled like a little girl then walked off forgetting about Shadow and the poker game that never came.
Yes, Shadow was killed by dead women who aren't really there. Too bad for him. Anyway, Rouge probably getting something sexually bad happening to her is next.