Okay, this one is gonna seem very weird considering that it's happening to a six year old…yes…it will be strange…read it anyway.
One day in the Rabbit household, Cream and her mother sat in their living room, watching little kiddie cartoons like mother's and little kids should be doing together. The phone rang and Vanilla walked over to the phone and answered it. When she was finished talking on the phone, she walked back into the living room and grabbed her coat and put on some clothes a prostitute would wear.
"Okay Cream, mommy has to go to work now so I'll be back in a few hours. I called a babysitter about an hour ago, don't know why he isn't here…but once he's hear, do whatever the nice babysitter says okay?" asked Vanilla and she kissed Cream good-bye.
"Okay. Who's coming to baby-sit me?"
"A person named Shadow."
When Vanilla said that, Cream's eyes burst wide open and she started clinging to Vanilla's leg.
"No mommy! Don't leave me here with Shadow!" cried Cream as she burst into tears.
"Now Cream, Shadow will be nice to you. I have to go now. Be good!" said Vanilla as she left to go do her "job".
Cream sulked back to the couch and continue watching T.V. Not even a minute after she sat down, the doorbell rang and Cream walked to the door. She opened it and saw none other than Shadow standing there looking down at her.
"Hey there you little twerp," said Shadow as he pushed Cream aside and walked in.
Cream closed the door with a sad look on her face and walked over to the couch. She sat down next to where Shadow was sitting and started watching T.V. again.
"This shows lame, I've seen it a million times," said Shadow as he changed the channel to "Off Road Rampage". The most violent show with crashing, dying, blood, and idiots running into each other everywhere.
"Mommy says I can't watch this show," said Cream with a sad tone in her voice.
"Live a little you…," but Shadow stopped after noticing Cheese started twitching on the T.V., "what's wrong with your Chao?" asked Shadow as he pointed to Cheese.
"He has a problem. I have to go feed him sugar," she said and walking to the kitchen.
Shadow stared at Cheese while Cheese stared back until Cream came back with a bag of white powder in it. She poured some in a line and gave Cheese a straw. He snorted the "sugar" until the entire bag was gone.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What're you doing!" screamed Shadow as he snatched the bag.
"I'm doingwhat the directions say on the back," said Cream turning the bag around and letting Shadow read the directions.
He saw on the bag it was labeled "sugar" but was covered with white tape. He peeled it off and under it said "crack". Shadow had a pissed off look on his face and stared at Cream angrily.
"YOU FED HIM CRACK!" screamed Shadow while throwing his arms into the air.
"I didn't know!" said Cream as she started to whimper.
When your mom hears about this, you're gonna be so-" but was cut off and Cheese let out a loud shriek and started throwing furniture and stuff everywhere.
"See what you've done!" screamed Shadow hiding in the closet.
"I had no idea!" cried Cream as she ran into the bathroom.
Hours passed by as Cheese destroyed the inside of the house. Broken furniture, Cream, Shadow, pictures, and the kitchen sink were lying all over the living room floor. Shadow and Cream were panting like crazy after they finally got Cheese to stop destroying everything.
"I…hate…this job…," said Shadow panting between each word.
The door to Cream's house opened to reveal Vanilla with her outfit (I guess you can call it that) torn and ripped in some places and the one fluid no child should ever see between a woman's legs between Vanilla's legs.
"Hi honey-oh my god what happened here!" cried Vanilla as she stared in horror and what's left her the inside of her home, "Cream! You didn't have another orgy while I was gone did you? You know your supposed to let me join in too!"
"No mommy, I didn't have another orgy."
"What the! You let her have sex!" screamed Shadow as he stared back and forth between Vanilla and Cream.
"I say the sooner my child learns this stuff the better. Besides she seems to enjoy it," she said while putting her coat back on the hanger.
"A Chao that eats crack and destroys shit, a mother who's a slut, a daughter who has orgies…you people are fucking weird! I'm out of here!" cried Shadow as he ran out the house.
"Now what was his problem?" asked Vanilla going into the bathroom.
"I don't know," said Cream as she flipped the couch back over and started watching more T.V. Cheese hopped onto the couch with an ice pack on his head and he laid down and fell asleep with the pack on him while Cream was rubbing his stomach.
Okay…that was fucking weird. Well, that's all for Days Of Our Lives! Next, Days Of Our Lives 2! Featuring Star Fox!