Sorry for all the names I miss spelled. I'm a horrible speller!
The Best Day Ever! (almost)
Gooood Morning Sookie!
Oh my god are you drunk?
Ha, no. It feels even better than that! (Lorelai holds out her hand and shows Sookie her ring)
Oh my god! Who is it!
Sookie! It's Luke!
Oh, right. Sorry, I'm just so exited! Oh my… oh… wow! Huh! Can I be a bride's maid?
Of course Sookie!
(Sookie sniffs the air.) Oh no! My blue berry sauce!
(Lorelai walks out of the kitchen and into the lobby)
Why are you so happy? (said a voice with an annoying French accent behind her.)
Well Michel, when good things happen to a normal carbon based life form, generally they tend to get happy! But I wouldn't expect an alien like you to understand that.
Ha, Ha! Very funny. Now if you wouldn't mind I would like to know the real reason for this uncommon happiness.
Well if you must know! (holding out her hand in a flaunting fashion) I am engaged!
WHAT! But you can't get married! I… I… I forbid it!
Well papa, if you do insist I suppose I'll just have to go find me a more suitable man! (Saying this sarcastic remark in a deep southern accent.)
If you get married I will lose my job!
Okay, I can't wait to hear this one!
If you get married and settle down and have kids then you will want to close the inn to raise your family. Then we will all be out of the job!
Michel, I am not going to close the inn, I promise!
Yes well I can write I told you so on my resignation form.
Stop it! You're ruining my perfect day! (Lorelai walks away and goes to the phone and calls Rory. The phone rings, and rings, then finally Emily answers the phone.)
Hello.
(There is a long pause; Lorelai is still stunned by the fact that Rory is living with her parents.) Uh… hi, mom.
(Emily takes a deep breath and looks around the room, then finally she speaks.) Yes, what is it?
Can I talk to Rory?
I don't know, she might not want to. As far as I knew you two weren't on speaking terms.
Mom it doesn't matter what she wants, or if we are speaking or not. What matters is what I think is important for her, and what is in her best interest. Oh! Wait, what am I thinking. You don't care what's best for her, cause whatever little princess wants, she gets right? The pool house, a year off collage, ruining her life.
Look if you are going to be immature about this whole thing…
Immature? I'm the immature one? You agreed to help me! You agreed that it would be best for her to go back to collage! You took my side for once! Then she made the puppy-dog face and you two collapse, you throw our deal out the window! And you make me look like the bad guy, for wanting her to not give up on her future like I did. I am not the immature one mother! And I want to talk to my daughter.
Very well, hold on moment please.
Hello.
Hi, Rory.
Hi. (muffled crying sounds are heard from Rory's end.) Mom I'm sorry that I did this to you, I just need a break from school right now. I've got a lot on my mind and it's making it hard to concentrate, and …
Whoa whoa, slow down hun. I know how you fell about this whole thing, and I wish you weren't doing this, but you are an adult, and if you think that this is in your best interest, then go ahead.
So you're not still mad at me?
Not mad, just disappointed. I'm mostly mad at your grandparents.
Don't be mom. It's not their idea! I promise!
I know it's not, It's just that, I asked them to help me talk you into going back to Yale, and they said they would, they promised. Then when I got there and they had decided every thing without me, and they had gone back on there word… I… I just, felt like I had no say in the matter, and like they had stabbed me in the back.
Well I'm sorry you feel that way.
Oh, silly me, I forgot why I called. Um, I'm engaged!
To Luke!
No of course not, to Stephen Tyler.
Funny mom. Tell me all about it!
Well, We met at one of his concerts, and then at a bar afterwards we were both very drunk and after that I don't remember much, but I think there was a giant inflatable heart involved some how.
Mom.
Okay okay. Well, I was at the dinner telling him what had happened, and he started… (At this point voices get muffled and the shot moves away, the picture fades and goes to a commercial)