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Friday the 13th

(Lorelai walks into Luke's diner and sits down at the counter stool with a plop.)

You know what tonight is don't you?

Don't say it! (Lorelai groans with her head burrowed deep in her hands)

It's…

NO!

Fri…

AAHH!

Frid…

UUUUGGH

Friday nigh!

Okay well I have to leave hun, see you later! Buy!

Oh no no no… I know you! You will put this off till its so late that they are gonna be mad at you that you didn't tell them sooner! Then it's gonna be worse that if you just told them now.

But…

Lorelai!

Okay okay, I guess I should get this over with.

(As they were walking out the door, Lorelai suddenly stops and notices the calendar on the diner wall.)

Whoa! Wait up a minute!

What?

What is today? Oh my god!

What?

Today is Friday the 13th!

So?

So that's a bad omen!

It is not a bad omen.

Oh yes it is! We shouldn't tell them tonight!

Lorelai, come on!

(He pushes her out the door with her arguing the whole way. They arrive at the house and ring the doorbell, Emily answers the door and has an obvious look of surprise and disgust.)

Oh, hello.

Hi, mom.

Why is he here?

Well mom, Luke is here for dinner.

Well, come in.

(Emily walks into the parlor and Lorelia stops Luke to talk to him.)

Okay now, the emergency exits are my bedroom widow, and the exit to the pool house! And the plan is, excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, and I will follow soon after.

Relax!

Lorelai! What is taking you so long?

Coming.

(Luke and Lorelai walk into the parlor and sit on the couch next to Rori)

You brought him! (Rori leans over and whispers to Lorelai.)

I didn't want to, he forced me!

Are you gonna tell them tonight?

If I can't avoid it, yes.

Do you want me to create a distraction?

No, mom and Luke would both get suspicious.

(Luke leans over and whispers to Lorelai) They are staring at me.

Well, stare back!

Dose she know?

Who?

Rori.

Oh, yea. I called and told her today.

What are you three over there whispering about?

Oh nothing mother, just our plans for world domination.

Well don't whisper! You're making me nervous.

Were is dad?

He's up stairs finishing some work, He'll be down in a few minutes.

What would you like to drink Lorelai?

Something strong.

Luke?

Oh, um… what ever she's getting is fine.

Okay.

(A young blonde maid walks in to the parlor and curtsies to Emily.)

Diner is ready madam.

Very well. Olivia, set the table for one extra person. We have an unexpected guest. After you do that go up stairs and tell Mr. Gilmore that dinner is ready.

Yes madam.

Well, let's all move into the dining room shall we.

(Emily exits the room, and Luke, Lorelai, and Rori stay in the parlor. As soon as Emily is out of earshot Lorelai and Rori grab each other by the shoulders, start jumping up and down and squealing.)

I can't believe you're getting married!

Sssshhhh… be quiet, I don't want her to hear.

(Rori gives Lorelai a big hug and moves on to Luke. She gives him a hug then looks up at him with a huge smile, but says nothing, perhaps because she can't find the words.)

So folks are we ready to face my parents?

May god be with you! She's gonna flip when you tell her.

(Luke takes Lorelai by the hand, and Lorelai takes Rori. They close their eyes, take a deep breath, and bravely head toward the dining room as if marching into battle.)

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