Summary: About how two girls lives changed for the better after being dropped into middle earth.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything LOTR related. I only own Rin, her family and Steph, well actually Steph owns herself. But you get the point.
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Also id like to apologize in advance if you dont like this chapter, its much different than the others not like the story...you kow why when you read it and the explanation is at the end of the chapter.
Chapter 8
RIN POV
When Rin awoke she felt refreshed and warm. But she was moving, bouncing to be exact. (A/n sounds dirty I know lol) She opened her eyes and shielded them from the bright sunlight. She was on a horse.
'Figures, why else would I feel like a margarita?' I thought to myself. I looked around and saw Legolas and Gimli riding beside me.
Legolas turned his head, noticing I was awake. "She finally arises!" he said and laughed. Then I heard Aragorn ahead. "That's good because we must travel the remainder by foot." I groaned inwardly. "Why?"
Eomer spoke up. "It is much easier and swifter to continue by foot. There are many lakes and rivers, it would be difficult to ride through them and it would cause us much delay." I sighed and grudgingly agreed. We set the horses free and then continued through the thick, damp forest.
We had been walking for a couple of hours when we came to a small river so we stopped for a drink. I decided to walk along the shore of the river, just to feel the coolness on my feet and I was actually having fun just feeling the rough sand on the soles of my feet and kicking the water about when…
"Ah!" I screamed as I slipped on a rock and felt flat on my face in the river. I could hear roaring laughter from where everyone was sitting. "YOU KNOBS!", I yelled. I stared at them evilly and grinned as an idea popped up in my mind….revenge.
"Legolas, Eomer? Could you come and assist me?" I asked sweetly. They immediately ran up to me and took both my hands; I looked at them and grinned. They didn't even have time to respond as I tripped them both and they fell into the river. It was now my turn to laugh. And I did just that, as I walked away.
"Like I said, KNOBS! ALL OF YOU ARE KNOBS!"
Aragorn and Gimli looked at me strangely. "What might I ask is a knob?" asked Aragorn.
I point towards the river. "They are." I say and stormed off. "Bunch of men. God! Someone really hates me up there, I mean hey, they're hot but …sheesh! Not very smart are they?" I could hear Aragorn and Gimli laughing as the other two emerged from the river-soaping wet.
I smile widely at the two. They glared at me but I merely stick my tongue out at them and grin rather evilly. Aragorn stands. "We should continue on our way, else we shall never make it to Rivendell by sunset."
I could have sworn that I heard Legolas mutter. "And your dear Arwen" who was visiting her father, but I might have been mistaken.
Narrator POVIt was then Elmo popped out of nowhere and said,
"Elmo knows where you live!"
Laser beams fire out of his eyes and he incinerates a tree. Legolas slowly turns his head to look at the strange creature. Rin has a look of shock upon her face but then she quickly rushes over to the little creature and hugs him tightly.
"I never knew you were real Elmo, you're my fav. Let's do the hokey pokey!"
"Ok!" Elmo agrees and he starts to vibrate and sing, "Put your right foot in, put your foot out, put your right foot in and you shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey as you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!" Rin and Elmo were dancing to the song. Gimli getting very fed up with Elmo's GAY song suddenly charges him. He swings his axe high and in the next second Elmo has no head. He falls over because of this and then his head asks if you would help him up. Rin bursts out laughing at this until she realizes that Elmo was dead.
Rin's lower lip trembles as she looks at Elmo, dead at her feet. She starts to cry loudly and then in the next split second suddenly jumps up with a big smile on her face. "Shall we be going?"
Her companions look at her as if she were mad. But all thoughts of the strange creature were pushed far from mind when Rin sees something just to the left of them. She frowns slightly. Suddenly a look of surprise, happiness, and shock crossed her face.
RIN POV again
"STEPH!" I scream. The people who had just entered the clearing stood there surprised. One raised her eyebrow at my shrieking and another elven girl with blond hair and blue eyes mouth hangs open with shock.
"RIN!" she cries out. We both race towards each other and quickly hug. We look at each other in awe. Relieved to have finally found each other.
"You're an elf!" I exclaimed in shock. One of the elves in the back raises her eyebrow again at this exclamation.
Steph looks me over carefully. "You're hair is longer, and you're thinner, and you look like you've been rolling around in hay and dirt." She observed.
I smile and feel a small and barely noticeable blush creep up my cheeks. I turn and looked at Eomer.
"Steph that is Eomer, King of Rohan. My other companions are, Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli." A smile played on my lips because I know that Steph would know who each of them was without the need to announce their titles.
Steph bowed to them acknowledging them by their proper titles, which shocked them a little. "These are my companions," She pointed to the elves behind her and introduced them, "The Auburn haired is Mariel, and the raven haired is Nefaratoiel. The wolf's name is Willow, the tiger's Silmaneero, and we…"
Steph was cut off as a little black panther leapt into my arms purring. I looked at it in shock before immediately beginning to cuddle it. The elf named Nefaratoiel stepped forward and spoke. "The panther has chosen you to care for him, name him and he is yours."
I looked at the panther cub lovingly, it had vibrant hazel green eyes like myself, and his fur was darker than black and his claws seemed to absorb the light around them. I smiled softly. "Your name will be Avath, the elvish word for shadow."
The elves present looked at me in shock. "Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie? Do you speak elvish? " Legolas asked me.
"Not really, but I can understand quite a bit." I smile slightly but stop as my attention quickly gets distracted.
My mouth hangs open in utter shock as a nude Eomer walks out of the bushes. We all turn and look at the new Eomer. The real Eomer blushes redder than an apple "Umm… well this is embarrassing."
I smile evilly and Eomer sees that mischievous twinkle in my eyes and gulps. "Umm…. Naked Eomer how about you do a few turns slowly and show us ALL the goods?"
The real Eomer looks like he was about to die. The naked Eomer begins to turn slowly showing off ALL and I mean ALL he's got to offer.
Gimli was rolling on the ground. There were tears coming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. Legolas shook his head and turned away, he was not impressed. Aragorn turned away as well. "We do not need to see our friends like this." He stated quietly.
Steph was smiling evilly. 'WOW! Eomer is HOT!' she thought to herself. Mariel simply looked him over before stating. "I've seen better," which nearly had poor Eomer in tears due to embarrassment.
By now I was on the ground laughing at the real Eomer's expression of horror. I couldn't help myself it was just too funny. "Ok naked Eomer you can stop now"
The naked Eomer stopped and then he gave me a suggestive look, which made me blush from head to toe, now I was redder then the real Eomer.
Nefaratoiel rolled her eyes at everyone's embarrassment over a naked man amongst them. In one swift and fluid motion she drew a long knife hidden in one of her sleeves, removing the naked Eomer's head. To everyone's surprise the body vanished before it hit the ground.
"Hey! I could of have some fun with that!" I exclaim. I quickly close my eyes and wish for another naked Eomer but nothing happens. I then kicked the ground in the frustration. Everyone looks at me like I have grown two new heads.
"You know you could always ask the real Eomer for a show." Nefaratoiel offered suggestively. Her voice was void of any humor.
The real Eomer who had finally stopped blushing, turned to Nefaratoiel and glared at her. I clear my throat and decided to break the tension by saying. "Maybe I'll do just that! But not now, we should get going or we'll never make it to Rivendell."
Nefaratoiel nodded and picked up Silmaneero as Mariel picked up Willow. Avath rubbed against my legs wanting to be picked up as well and as I went to bend over I suddenly felt lightheaded. I guess I hadn't realized the harm I was doing to myself when I was joking around. I didn't feel pain but that did not mean I wasn't hurt I felt myself falling as two arms wrapped about me and an eerie blackness welcomed me…
A/N: Well that was different. I really shouldn't write chapters while having a sleep over because crazy things can happen. ELMO! O.o naked Eomer…may need a bathroom break after this. Well I'll be going serious again after this if you want another humorous chapter you have to ask for it and don't forget to review! I need lots of them too, to do another funny chapter. Or if you don't you can just wait till im at Sarah'shouse again… Ok I'm outtie….O.O naked 'Mer… Aiee…. Pleasant dreams all.
I would also like to say this chapter was co-written. That's why its so great lol. We are indeed dumbasses to include Elmo and a naked Eomer in the same chapter…though I quiet enjoyed it.
Turns to Sarah who is next to her
Me: "What do you think?"
Sarah: "Hokey Pokey! We should have made it Eomer who does the hokey pokey!"
Me: frowns and then smiles dreamily "Geez that ass would have been entertaining. Instead we received a vibrating Elmo X.x SAD!"