Disclaimer: I wish I owned Saiyuki…but oh well I still love it!
"Its always about Sanzo. Sanzo this, Sanzo that. What about us other people! We travel with the so-called monk." Gojyo complain as he lit a cigarette.
"Its because Sanzo has the Sutra, and everyone has been sent out to get it." Hakkai says as he sat down in a chair across from the kappa.
"Still, it isn't fair." The kappa practically pouted about the fact that everyone is after Sanzo.
"What? Would you like having every youkai in the world after you?" The youkai says as he drank some tea.
"Well no…but Sanzo is famous. And he's gay so it wouldn't make sense for them to go after a gay man." The kappa said as he smashes his cigarette in an ashtray.
Hakkai almost choking from his tea looks at the kappa, "Sanzo's gay?"
Gojyo smirks, "Well look at the facts Hakkai, he travels with three dudes, he never looks at a woman, and he has a soft spot for Goku."
The green-eyed youkai looks at his cup of tea, "Well that is true, but still he can't be."
The kappa suddenly got an idea, "Want me to prove it?"
Hakkai looks at the kappa, "How are you going to prove it?"
The kappa stands up, "Let's go to the room and I shall show you!" He grabs Hakkai's arm and they run upstairs to the hotel room, and swing open the door.
Sanzo was sitting on the hotel bed, Goku was on the floor, and everything looked normal.
The monkey looks at them, "What's wrong?
Gojyo walks over to the monkey and picked him up, he throws him on Sanzo. When he threw the monkey, his and the monk's lips met. Sanzo pushes Goku onto the floor; the monk went over to Gojyo and punched him in the face, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU PERVERTED KAPPA!"
Hakkai lost faith in Gojyo after seeing Sanzo really isn't gay, "Well Gojyo…I don't believe you anymore." He says this and walked out of the room.
Gojyo stands up, "I was trying to prove you were gay Sanzo."
Sanzo shoots his gun at the kappa, "You are so stupid!"
Gojyo runs out of the room, the monk sits down on the bed, "Heh…"
Goku stand sup and walks in front of Sanzo, "So…are you?"
Sanzo hits the monkey over the head, "Of course not…. but…" The monk grabs the monkey and pulls him onto his lap.
Goku looked at him confused, "But what?"
Sanzo smirks, "I did happen to like the idea of you kissing me…"
The monkey blinks, "Uh…. so you are gay?"
The monk pushes Goku to the floor, "You are stupid! Can't you take a hint!" He stands up and walks to the window and looks out it, "Gosh your such a child…yet I love you."
Goku blinks, "You are gay!"
Sanzo shoots at him, "STUPID MONKEY SHUT UP!"
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I dunno…. was bored…. not funny is it? Or it is funny? I dunno! Sorry!
Darth Rhi