A/N: Hello everyone! It's me, ms.videogamer yay! Anyways I have been working on this chapter for the longest time, I had writer's block but now I have completed this chapter Yay! I am going to par-tay whoo-hoo yeah!!! Thanks for the good reviews this time I can only remember Abuhin because we talked through email and that's the only person I remember so Abuhin thanks um… your questions helped me to think so we can all thank Abuhin for that. Um… I also think this chapter is the wackest or the lamest which ever one you want to use um… yeah feel free to email me like that person um… Abuhin? Yeah Abuhin did at
Read, Review, and Enjoy also some contents in this chapter may offend so please don't write insults because I warned you
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LIZZIE MCGUIRE AT ALL!!!
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Chapter 10
On the way to Lizzie's house, her cell phone starts to ring and it's Miranda.
"Hey Miranda, what's up?"
"What's up?! I should be asking you that question first you don't call me after listening to the tape and then I call you and Jo tells me you went for a drive and then I come to your house and find out you stayed with Gordo!" Miranda scolded before she got calm again "so what happened?"
"Well after I listened to the tape," Lizzie smiled looking at Gordo " I went to his house, I told him that I love him, and I proposed"
Gordo looked at Lizzie and smiled
"You what!!!??!!" Miranda screamed causing Lizzie to take the phone away from her ear. Gordo just laughed.
"I proposed to Gordo and he said 'yes'"
"Oh my God! Are you serious? This is great, you two were meant to be together"
"Thanks Miranda"
"So you thought of anything yet?"
"No, well I've thought of a few colors"
"Are you going anywhere today?"
"Well we are headed to my house for breakfast"
"Well hurry up I'm already here, I've got to go to work soon"
"Ok bye"
"Bye"
Lizzie got off the phone and turned to Gordo "Have you thought of anything?"
"No"
"Gordo! I want you to be involved at least think of one thing to contribute to OUR wedding!"
"Ok fine, I'll think of something"
"Thank you now speed up I want to talk to Miranda"
Oh great now I have two females telling me how to drive, why couldn't I have a son! Gordo sped up to please Lizzie and shortly arrived at Lizzie's house with a speeding ticket.
"Sorry sweetie I'll pay for it" Lizzie said feeling guilty for telling him to speed up
"No it's ok, but when did you start calling me sweetie? Never mind, lets just eat because I'm hungry"
"Ok" Lizzie said stretching the word and rolling her eyes
Lizzie, Gordo and Brooke entered and to there surprise was greeted by Matt
"Hey Lizzie!" Matt greeted giving Lizzie one of his bear hugs, picking her up and turning her around
"Back at ya!" Lizzie said overwhelmed with Matt's behavior.
"I heard you were getting married to Gordo, congratulations!"
"Thanks Matt"
"Hey Gordo congrats man" Matt said turning to Gordo to shake his hand "but I warn you, if you hurt her I'll go all walking tall on you" Matt said with a strangely serious tone
"That's funny matt" Lizzie said sarcastically not noticing the seriousness in his voice and the evil glares they were giving each other. "Where's Miranda?"
"In the kitchen"
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"Hey Lizzie" Miranda said as Lizzie walked into the kitchen
"Hey randa and mom, what are we having?"
"Pancakes and bacon" Jo answered
"Good cause I'm starving"
"Lizzie you're always starving" Miranda said dully
"Not always" Lizzie protested
"So Lizzie about the wedding?" Miranda started
"Yes" Lizzie said suspiciously stretching the word.
"What am I gonna be?" Miranda asked anxiously waiting for the answer that she would be maid of honor
"I've decided for you to be the photographer" Lizzie smirked
Miranda frowned
"I'm just joking you can be my maid of honor as long as you don't try to steal Gordo" Lizzie joked
Miranda squealed, "Oh please I don't need Gordo I have Ma-"
"Who?"
"Um…Matthew"
"Matthew? How long have you been dating him?" (A/n: Lizzie doesn't know who Matthew is for all those who guessed who Miranda is dating)
"Three months" Miranda said
Lizzie frowned "How come I never heard or met Matthew?"
"The same reason why you never told me you was going with Grant, we called each other almost everyday!"
"Ugh! I didn't know how you all were going to take it. After he hurt me before he left Hillridge, I thought everyone would think I'm crazy! And plus I told you I went with Grant the day I came back but I'm just finding about this guy after three days!"
Miranda gave an aggravated sigh "Jo can we have breakfast because I really have to GO!" Miranda yelled in Lizzie's face (whew its sure getting hot in here but don't worry its not a big fight everything will lighten up when Lizzie finds out who this guy is)
"Sure Mir-"
"No! Not until you tell me about Matthew!"
"What about me?" a deep voice called from behind
Lizzie turned around to see the man who interrupted their conversation "Matt?!?, He's who you've been dating?" Lizzie couldn't believe she got mad over her brother and started to laugh, by herself (how embarrassing) "Miranda, you couldn't tell me who your boyfriend was because your boyfriend is Matt?"
"Well you are overprotective when it comes to him dating girls, I saw you do some pretty mean things to those girls in high school"
"Ha yeah those were some good times but I only did it to the girls I knew weren't right for him, but you're my best friend and I know you wouldn't do anything to hurt him, you should have known that"
"Well now that that's settled," Matt said as he walked up to Miranda and kissed her on the forehead, "can we please get some breakfast?" he whined
"Yes" Jo said sitting at the table reading the newspaper and drinking coffee
"Mom, how long have you finished cooking breakfast?"
"Ever since you told Miranda she could be your maid of honor"
"Oops well lets eat" Lizzie said
"Gordo, Brooke, Sam! Breakfast is ready!" Jo yelled
Lizzie was walking over to the table when she realized something, Where's Gordo's parents?
"Gordo?" Lizzie said as Gordo and Broke walked in and sat beside her "I haven't seen your parents, where are they?"
"Oops" Miranda said remembering that she was suppose to call Lizzie to tell her about Gordo's parents
"Lizzie they died two years ago in a car accident"
"Oh my God, Gordo I am so sorry, what happened?"
"They were coming home from my college graduation when some drunk driver hit them head on"
"That's sad, I'm sorry sweetie, I wish I was there for you"
"Yeah well you're here now aren't you? Let's eat I'm starving"
(Skipping Breakfast- Abuhin I hope you like it if not I'm sorry I just thought it was better to kill them off )
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"Jo that was great, sorry I can't stay long got to go to work, Lizzie we'll talk later I promise, and we'll talk when I get off" Miranda said kissing Matt and leaving.
"Man I'm gonna have to get used to seeing my brother and my best friend kiss" Lizzie laughed
"Ha, ha real funny Liz" Matt said smirking at Lizzie then looking down at his watch "shoot! I gotta go bye," Matt said running out the door
Sam left to work on his garden gnomes and Brooke left to go in her playroom (yes she has a playroom in the McGuire's house because she's there everyday) leaving Lizzie, Gordo, and Jo talking.
"So have you two decided on the colors yet?"
"Well we haven't thought of anything together but I think peach and cream would be cute colors"
"Lizzie, peach and cream!" Gordo exclaimed
"What's wrong with those colors?"
"Well they'll be fine for a gay couple but HELLO! I'm a man give me at least one manly color so I can take back my dignity!"
Lizzie and Jo laughed
"Awe we'll think of some manly colors for my cutie lil boo boo" Lizzie cooed
"Oh great now I'm a baby"
Lizzie and Jo laughed harder than before
Gordo stood up angrily and Jo and Lizzie calmed down to hear what Gordo had to say
"Well I'm going to find Sam and do some manly things!"
Lizzie and Jo looked at each other and burst into more laughter
Seeing this, Gordo stumped out to look for Sam
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"Hey Sam"
"Hey"
"Can we have a talk, you know a manly talk?"
Sam rolled his eyes and sighed, "Yeah sure what's up?"
"Well Lizzie and Jo are talking about colors"
"Man you have my sympathy"
"You haven't heard the rest of it"
"Don't tell me, you said something about the colors"
"Yup"
"They laughed right in your face didn't they?"
"Yup"
"Well you'll never hear the end of that"
"Yeah I know – women"
"Yup typical women," "So what colors did she say?"
"Peach and cream"
"Ouch"
"Yeah"
"At least peach and white give you some dignity"
"Yeah I know, or pink and white so I'll be pimped out"
"Yeah" Silence "are you metro sexual?"
"What!?!, no! That's just what men where now, pink is the new color for men"
"Yeah sounds metro sexual to me"
"That's because you're not from this generation"
"Yeah in my generation we didn't have metros let alone homos" Sam mumbled
"What you say?"
"Nothing"
Silence
"Are you bi?"
"NO!!!"
"Just asking"
"What is wrong with the color pink?!?!"
"Nothing just sound metro"
"Um…Sam?"
"Yeah"
"You have pink shirts"
"I know but it doesn't make me metro because Jo makes me wear them"
"Whatever can I get a beer?"
"Help yourself"
A/N: So how was it? Sucky huh? Yeah I know I hope I didn't offend anyone if I did oh well just don't send me any flames because I warned you anyways I killed off Gordo's parents because…I don't know anyways the last part was just for humor
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