The perfect plan.
"Do you think its safe? I mean..." The black haired boy trailed off while handing the binoculars over to the boy in green sitting beside him.
"Oh. What can he do to us? If we work hard, together we can do this!" The second boy cried out, raising a fist up to his chest.
The kid was a little too over exctied to Obito, who just couldn't bring himself to feel such enthusiasm. "Gai...I know you want to see Kakashi's face, but he's a Jounin...and we're both still Chuunin. He'll kick our asses."
"Not if we work as a team. Teamwork never fails." Gai's eye's lit up with fire and passion.
"I've been assed kicked by Kakashi multiple times, and its not fun..." Obito said matter of factly, taking the binoculars back from Gai who was pretty much prancing about, unable to contain himself.
"Look. He's over there reading that book again. Its always that pink book. I wonder what he finds so facinating about it..." The Uchiha placed the binoculars on his lap and began to rub at his eyes.
"Hm. I don't know. How about we do this. We both attack him and you grab the book while i take his mask." Gai glared at the Jounin who sat nearby underneath a great oak tree reading his novel. "I bet he hides his face because he is just not as youthful and beautiful as me!"
"yeah. That's exaclty it Gai..." Obito responded sarcastically.
"Well what else could it be?" Gai was serious. He didn't understand why Kakashi would hide his face. If he were handsome then he should show it, it had to be because he was jealous. Of course that was it! Kakashi was jealous because he did not possess Gai's good looks and so in order to continue being on top he hides his face.
"i dont know, why are you asking me!...That book looks interesting though..." Obito snickered. "Look, there is a picture of a man chasing a girl on it."
"But his face! his face. I want to see what he looks like" Gai complained.
"feh. Who cares about what he looks like...I wanna know what kind of porn he's reading, Look!.." Obito held the binoculars to Gai now." read the name of the book, make out violence! Our Kakashi is a pervert! oh my god, just wait until I tell Rin! She'll defenately think he is a sicko and fall in love with meeeee, its a perfect plan"