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would be rich.)
Kagome Higurashi was a BORED girl. She twirled a quill with her hands idly looking at the ceiling above her.
Kagome was on the floor of her room, doing nothing in particular.
She was very bored, obviously.
Rolling over, she sighed and continued to twirl the quill in her hands.
Rolling over yet again, she groaned this time, still twirling the quill that was looking exhausted from all the twirling. (AN: Can quills look exhausted.? -_-)
Sesshoumaru watched her from his bed.
"Stop groaning." He ordered. Kagome rolled again and groaned, happy to finally do something. Annoy Sesshoumaru!
She was no longer afraid of him, knowing her powers probably outwitted his own.
"Stop, weakling." Sesshoumaru said in a vaguely annoyed voice. Kagome grinned and continued to defy him in every way possible.
Sesshoumaru gave a half sigh and tuned her out. The three occupants of the room were having very different thoughts/dreams.
~Sesshoumaru's Thoughts~
"That wench annoys me. I need some Pocky."
(AN: Pocky is a popular Asian snack. It's little edible sticks dipped in chocolate and a friend told me in the anime, Sesshoumaru's fave food is Pocky.)
~Kagome's Thoughts~
"He he, I love annoying Sesshoumaru. Too bad Souta isn't here. He could have helped me a lot I bet. I wonder how a meeting with Sesshoumaru and Buyo (AN: Her cat) would be like."
~InuYasha's Dream~
"Oh InuYasha, save meeee!!!!" Kagome was in the Whomping Willows clutches and she was screaming in a very high-pitched damsel in distress voice.
"Don't worry! I, InuYasha, shall smite this evil demon once and for all!"
"Oh InuYasha, you're the greatest!" Kagome squealed.
(AN: He shouldn't be an Inu-Demon, he should be an Inu-Loser.Don't look at me like that! It's true! (! It's humor/romance k? And I'm not good with humor so this is my best corniest shot.)
~InuYasha's Dream Sequence End~
Both Kagome and Sesshoumaru were torn away from their thoughts as they heard a strange noise coming from Kagome's bed.
"Don't worry! I, InuYasha, shall smite this evil demon ONCE and FOR ALL!" InuYasha said in his sleep, drool coming from the corner of his mouth.
Kagome giggled while Sesshoumaru looked away, embarrassed to have to admit this delirious guy was his half-brother.
When InuYasha's comical and corny sayings subsided, Kagome grew extremely bored once more.
Even annoying Sesshoumaru wasn't so fun anymore.
Kagome got up abruptly, remembering she should write to her family. They were probably expecting an owl yesterday!
She hurried out with her quill and some parchment and climbed up to the owlery.
She had purchased an owl ahead of time. She was a pure white owl named 'Holly'.
Kagome briefly scanned the owls before spotting hers. Her emerald- eyed owl flew over and landed on Kagome's outstretched arm. Kagome used the wall to write the letter.
Dear Mom,
How's everything over in Japan? I'm doing great, this one demon-lord here is a professor and I have to work with him and I tell you, he's a right pain in the arse. I'm doing well without InuYasha, better than I had expected.
How's Souta? Remember to spank him if he comes in my room (!
Professor Dumbledore is as nice as you said he was. He seems very wise as well.
My teaching is going very well considering I have to work with a demon who looks like he had a sex-change and the fact he doesn't do anything but tell the class to shut up and stand around looking bored.
Hope Buyo's doing well,
Kagome
Kagome read the letter over quickly and smiled. She rapped it up and tied the letter to her owl's feet.
She watched Holly until Holly was a mere speck in the sky.
Looking at her owl wistfully, Kagome wished that she were a bird.
Though her life was fairly pleasant, she still often felt more out of tune with the world than a caged hamster.
If she were a hawk than she could fly flawlessly without any visible means of support other than wings.
She could be free of past loves, of reincarnated souls, of shikon shards, of annoying emotionless teachers.
She could be free of human life.
Kagome sighed once and turned to go.
She watched other students milling around, most of them were in class and she was interested in seeing how other professors taught.
Kagome envied Professor Mcgonagall's way of teaching the most. She had the aura, the voice, and the study plan all set up.
When Kagome passed Professor Snape's dungeon, she sniffed disapprovingly.
Professor Snape was, at the moment, taking fifty points from Gryffindor because Hermione Granger had raised her hand to answer a question.
"How many times have I told you not to be a show-off!" He snapped at her and Kagome could swear she saw Hermione's eyes fill with tears. Kagome thought this as a wonderful time to gain student's respect. Hey! She needs it ok?
Kagome strolled into the classroom and remembered that Snape hadn't been at the feast. Meaning he didn't know she was a teacher.
Just made the notion a lot more appealing.
Kagome strolled casually into the classroom.
"10 points for being late, Miss Uh." Snape trailed off, realizing he did not know her nor know what house she was in.
"Higurashi. And I'm afraid you cannot take 10 points off, seeing I don't belong in any of the houses." Kagome said smoothly. Professor Snape was taken aback.
"Then what are you doing here?" He snapped. Kagome strolled over to Hermione Granger.
"Miss Granger, what effect does a Slimeball Potion have if the potion maker drinks it?" Kagome asked, hiding a smile. Professor Snape was going to get majorly embarrassed.
Hermione looked confused at the question.
"The drinker would have permanently greasy hair seeing that the Slimeball Potion is made for the use of leading thestrals out of a personal garden." Hermione said automatically.
"Correct. 100 points to Gryffindor." Kagome said, rewarding Hermione with a smile. Hermione's face shined with pride.
Kagome turned to the professor.
"Now, I think I'm looking at the example of a drinker of the Slimeball Potion." Kagome sneered. Professor Snape purpled and the Gryffindor half of the classroom roared with laughter.
"SILENCE!" Snape bellowed and instant silence ensued.
"If you are not a student, I suggest you leave my classroom and this castle immediately." He said. Kagome shrugged.
"I'll leave this classroom, seeing I've done my duty, but-"
"I can't leave this castle seeing I'm a professor as well." Kagome smirked and turned to leave. The minute she was out of the dungeons, Kagome heard Professor Snape say:
"100 points from Gryffindor for repeatedly being the show-off I've told you not to be."
Kagome stuck her head back in.
"Oh, and a 100 points to Gryffindor for enjoying my joke, Miss Granger." Kagome winked at the startled girl. She chuckled to herself as she left the dumbfounded classroom and teacher.
Kagome hummed as she wandered the Hogwarts' indoors. She thought about Sango, Miroku, Kaede, and Shippou. She hoped they were doing well without her. Not watching where she was going, she obviously bumped into somebody.
"Oof! Oh, I'm sorry! I wasn't watching where I was going!" Kagome cried hurrying up before seeing whom it was.
"Oh." Kagome said.
"It's _you_" Kagome said disdainfully. Sesshoumaru was standing up and looking down at her. She hadn't even knocked him down.
"Yes, it's me." He said coldly. Kagome sniffed, then looked around.
"Where's Rin, by the way?" Kagome asked. Sesshoumaru's eyes flared with silent anger.
"How do you know her?" He asked calmly. (AN: Did Kagome every really meet Rin? I don't know.)
Kagome shrugged.
"Once I saw a little girl in a flower patch. We played for about two hours then she said she had to go see you." Kagome explained. Sesshoumaru nodded with relief. For a second, he had thought she was Rin's mother. She certainly was pretty enough.Suddenly, Sesshoumaru was brought back into reality. 'You are not to think of people in that sense,' he told himself.
Kagome studied Sesshoumaru's expression. It was quite funny. One minute, he would have a dreamy look on his face, then he would look like someone had plunged a dagger in him or else that he had constipation.
Kagome giggled silently at the latter and skipped off.
AN: I am SO sorry! This is like a filler chapter as well! I have a question for you people: should I have Kagome go back in time and meet Harry's parents, unknowingly bringing Sesshoumaru along? And also, should I make this Kag/Harry or Sess/Kag?
Kagome Higurashi was a BORED girl. She twirled a quill with her hands idly looking at the ceiling above her.
Kagome was on the floor of her room, doing nothing in particular.
She was very bored, obviously.
Rolling over, she sighed and continued to twirl the quill in her hands.
Rolling over yet again, she groaned this time, still twirling the quill that was looking exhausted from all the twirling. (AN: Can quills look exhausted.? -_-)
Sesshoumaru watched her from his bed.
"Stop groaning." He ordered. Kagome rolled again and groaned, happy to finally do something. Annoy Sesshoumaru!
She was no longer afraid of him, knowing her powers probably outwitted his own.
"Stop, weakling." Sesshoumaru said in a vaguely annoyed voice. Kagome grinned and continued to defy him in every way possible.
Sesshoumaru gave a half sigh and tuned her out. The three occupants of the room were having very different thoughts/dreams.
~Sesshoumaru's Thoughts~
"That wench annoys me. I need some Pocky."
(AN: Pocky is a popular Asian snack. It's little edible sticks dipped in chocolate and a friend told me in the anime, Sesshoumaru's fave food is Pocky.)
~Kagome's Thoughts~
"He he, I love annoying Sesshoumaru. Too bad Souta isn't here. He could have helped me a lot I bet. I wonder how a meeting with Sesshoumaru and Buyo (AN: Her cat) would be like."
~InuYasha's Dream~
"Oh InuYasha, save meeee!!!!" Kagome was in the Whomping Willows clutches and she was screaming in a very high-pitched damsel in distress voice.
"Don't worry! I, InuYasha, shall smite this evil demon once and for all!"
"Oh InuYasha, you're the greatest!" Kagome squealed.
(AN: He shouldn't be an Inu-Demon, he should be an Inu-Loser.Don't look at me like that! It's true! (! It's humor/romance k? And I'm not good with humor so this is my best corniest shot.)
~InuYasha's Dream Sequence End~
Both Kagome and Sesshoumaru were torn away from their thoughts as they heard a strange noise coming from Kagome's bed.
"Don't worry! I, InuYasha, shall smite this evil demon ONCE and FOR ALL!" InuYasha said in his sleep, drool coming from the corner of his mouth.
Kagome giggled while Sesshoumaru looked away, embarrassed to have to admit this delirious guy was his half-brother.
When InuYasha's comical and corny sayings subsided, Kagome grew extremely bored once more.
Even annoying Sesshoumaru wasn't so fun anymore.
Kagome got up abruptly, remembering she should write to her family. They were probably expecting an owl yesterday!
She hurried out with her quill and some parchment and climbed up to the owlery.
She had purchased an owl ahead of time. She was a pure white owl named 'Holly'.
Kagome briefly scanned the owls before spotting hers. Her emerald- eyed owl flew over and landed on Kagome's outstretched arm. Kagome used the wall to write the letter.
Dear Mom,
How's everything over in Japan? I'm doing great, this one demon-lord here is a professor and I have to work with him and I tell you, he's a right pain in the arse. I'm doing well without InuYasha, better than I had expected.
How's Souta? Remember to spank him if he comes in my room (!
Professor Dumbledore is as nice as you said he was. He seems very wise as well.
My teaching is going very well considering I have to work with a demon who looks like he had a sex-change and the fact he doesn't do anything but tell the class to shut up and stand around looking bored.
Hope Buyo's doing well,
Kagome
Kagome read the letter over quickly and smiled. She rapped it up and tied the letter to her owl's feet.
She watched Holly until Holly was a mere speck in the sky.
Looking at her owl wistfully, Kagome wished that she were a bird.
Though her life was fairly pleasant, she still often felt more out of tune with the world than a caged hamster.
If she were a hawk than she could fly flawlessly without any visible means of support other than wings.
She could be free of past loves, of reincarnated souls, of shikon shards, of annoying emotionless teachers.
She could be free of human life.
Kagome sighed once and turned to go.
She watched other students milling around, most of them were in class and she was interested in seeing how other professors taught.
Kagome envied Professor Mcgonagall's way of teaching the most. She had the aura, the voice, and the study plan all set up.
When Kagome passed Professor Snape's dungeon, she sniffed disapprovingly.
Professor Snape was, at the moment, taking fifty points from Gryffindor because Hermione Granger had raised her hand to answer a question.
"How many times have I told you not to be a show-off!" He snapped at her and Kagome could swear she saw Hermione's eyes fill with tears. Kagome thought this as a wonderful time to gain student's respect. Hey! She needs it ok?
Kagome strolled into the classroom and remembered that Snape hadn't been at the feast. Meaning he didn't know she was a teacher.
Just made the notion a lot more appealing.
Kagome strolled casually into the classroom.
"10 points for being late, Miss Uh." Snape trailed off, realizing he did not know her nor know what house she was in.
"Higurashi. And I'm afraid you cannot take 10 points off, seeing I don't belong in any of the houses." Kagome said smoothly. Professor Snape was taken aback.
"Then what are you doing here?" He snapped. Kagome strolled over to Hermione Granger.
"Miss Granger, what effect does a Slimeball Potion have if the potion maker drinks it?" Kagome asked, hiding a smile. Professor Snape was going to get majorly embarrassed.
Hermione looked confused at the question.
"The drinker would have permanently greasy hair seeing that the Slimeball Potion is made for the use of leading thestrals out of a personal garden." Hermione said automatically.
"Correct. 100 points to Gryffindor." Kagome said, rewarding Hermione with a smile. Hermione's face shined with pride.
Kagome turned to the professor.
"Now, I think I'm looking at the example of a drinker of the Slimeball Potion." Kagome sneered. Professor Snape purpled and the Gryffindor half of the classroom roared with laughter.
"SILENCE!" Snape bellowed and instant silence ensued.
"If you are not a student, I suggest you leave my classroom and this castle immediately." He said. Kagome shrugged.
"I'll leave this classroom, seeing I've done my duty, but-"
"I can't leave this castle seeing I'm a professor as well." Kagome smirked and turned to leave. The minute she was out of the dungeons, Kagome heard Professor Snape say:
"100 points from Gryffindor for repeatedly being the show-off I've told you not to be."
Kagome stuck her head back in.
"Oh, and a 100 points to Gryffindor for enjoying my joke, Miss Granger." Kagome winked at the startled girl. She chuckled to herself as she left the dumbfounded classroom and teacher.
Kagome hummed as she wandered the Hogwarts' indoors. She thought about Sango, Miroku, Kaede, and Shippou. She hoped they were doing well without her. Not watching where she was going, she obviously bumped into somebody.
"Oof! Oh, I'm sorry! I wasn't watching where I was going!" Kagome cried hurrying up before seeing whom it was.
"Oh." Kagome said.
"It's _you_" Kagome said disdainfully. Sesshoumaru was standing up and looking down at her. She hadn't even knocked him down.
"Yes, it's me." He said coldly. Kagome sniffed, then looked around.
"Where's Rin, by the way?" Kagome asked. Sesshoumaru's eyes flared with silent anger.
"How do you know her?" He asked calmly. (AN: Did Kagome every really meet Rin? I don't know.)
Kagome shrugged.
"Once I saw a little girl in a flower patch. We played for about two hours then she said she had to go see you." Kagome explained. Sesshoumaru nodded with relief. For a second, he had thought she was Rin's mother. She certainly was pretty enough.Suddenly, Sesshoumaru was brought back into reality. 'You are not to think of people in that sense,' he told himself.
Kagome studied Sesshoumaru's expression. It was quite funny. One minute, he would have a dreamy look on his face, then he would look like someone had plunged a dagger in him or else that he had constipation.
Kagome giggled silently at the latter and skipped off.
AN: I am SO sorry! This is like a filler chapter as well! I have a question for you people: should I have Kagome go back in time and meet Harry's parents, unknowingly bringing Sesshoumaru along? And also, should I make this Kag/Harry or Sess/Kag?