Greensleeved

by ValmontDracul

From the Darksword Trilogy by Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman, none of which have a place to place this, this is a songfic to Greensleeves, about my favorite character. See if you can guess wich one. Feel free to review.

"Greensleeved"

(to greensleeves)

To my dismay, Simkin does not belong to me (he belongs to Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman), nor does the song "Greensleeves."(which belongs to everyone) Please don't sue me.

Whenever anything goes awry,

I'm the one that people blame,

My job: I am the King of Fools,

And Simkin is my name.

Refrain:

Do you like my ensemble?

It's called Grape Rose (with extra green,)

If you don't like it, that's too bad,

I think it's mighty keen!

'Pon my honor, I do declare,

To tell the truth I am really sad,

I had my mother taken away,

Or was it my brother or maybe dad?

(refrain)

If I drive you absolutely mad,

Well then, that's good, and that should be so,

You've met me as an aquaintance but,

I'm someone you'll never "know."

(Refrain)

I've spent my time and I should leave,

You're such an awfuly depressing lot,

And so it's time for me to say:

(spoken)Egad! I think I've been shot!