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Ch. 5 Monkey Fists?

"Monkey Fists?" said Kim and Ron together in a horrified voice.

"Monkey Fists?" Rufus repeated in a high pitch, terrified squeak.

"Monkey Fists," said Drakken in a depressed voice. "She said that she had had enough of my 'useless, never to succeed, rule the world' schemes, and that she wanted to work for a real villain. Can you imagine, calling my schemes useless, and saying that they would never succeed. I'll have you know that a lot of my schemes came very close to working and I had just thought up a great scheme. One that would make me the ruler of not just the whole world, but the entire universe." As Drakken said this, he had risen out of his seat and was beginning to get very excited, until he realized something. "But, now I can't carry out my plan," he sobbed. "Because Shego's gone."

"At least one good thing came out of this," mumbled Kim.

"You know what K.P. it doesn't really matter that Shego left," Ron murmured to Kim. "You know as well as I that his plans always fail."

"I heard that," said Drakken. "And I would like you to know that not only are my feelings hurt, but also my schemes would succeed, if you two didn't always foul them up."

"Uh, dude," said Ron. "I hate to be the one who brings you back to reality, but even without Kim and me fighting your crime, you would still be a super horrible villain. None of your plans would ever work."

After Ron said this, there was a brief pause, before Drakken broke into sobs.

"What can I do," he whined. "I try my best to come up with evil schemes. I was never any good at this kind of thing, but I have to succeed. I have to get revenge on all of those mean kids who teased me during nap time."

"Are you telling me that this whole 'rule the world thing' comes from kids teasing you in kindergarten?" asked Ron incredulously.

"Hey, you know what," said Drakken. "Words really do hurt…"

"Boys stop it," said Kim "You're not helping anything. Especially you Ron," she said in an undertone. "Believe it or not, Drakken might actually be able to help us catch Shego and Monkey Fists." In a louder, and calmer voice she said, "Dr. Drakken do you have any idea where Monkey Fists and Shego could be?"

"How am I supposed to know?" screeched Dr. D. "I'm distraught remember?" After a few seconds of thought Drakken looked expectantly at Kim. "Well," he said. "Don't you have a high-tech computer by to do this kind of stuff?"

"Fine," said Kim. "I guess it's up to me to do everything." She flipped on the Kimunicator. "Wade," but she stopped short.

"Oh, hi Kim have you caught him yet?" asked Wade.

"Um no, there's been a problem, but that's beside the point. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" asked Kim.

"Oh," said Wade. "You must be referring to this." He pointed down at his Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. "I was taking a virtual walk on the beach in Honolulu.

"Okay, weird," said Kim. "Anyway, it turns out that we were wrong about Drakken and Shego steeling the stuff from the tomb. It turns out that Shego had gone to join Monkey Fists due to some disagreements about cloning that she had with Drakken."

"Yeah," said Ron. "But don't bother to ask, or to reassure him that he won't be any different without Shego, because he would loose anyway; he'll only bite your head off for it."

Kim snatched the Kimunicator away from Ron, and gave Wade an apologetic look. "Wade," she asked. "Do we have any idea where Monkey Fists and Shego might be?"

"Well," said Wade. "There have been some reports of a flying rocket thing zooming through the air at unbelievably high speeds. Eye witnesses say that there seems to be a green streak following the plane."

"That has to be Shego and Monkey Fists," said Kim.

"I knew you would think that," said Wade. "I could find out where the rocket went, if you like."

"Please and thank you," said Kim.

As Wade worked, there was an awkward silence that filled the room. Kim felt that she should say something to Drakken, but it was kind of difficult to be nice to your arch enemy. But she would give it a try."

"So, uh…don't worry about it Dr. Drakken," she said. "I'm sure Shego will come around."

All Drakken did was sob, and the room remained quiet until Wade came back on the Kimunicator.

"Go it," said Wade. "Shego and Monkey Fists seem to be heading towards the Amazon. I assume you would like a ride?"

"That would be fabulous," said Kim.

"Okay," said Wade. "He'll meet you at the air strip in five minutes."

"Thanks Wade," said Kim. She clicked off the Kimunicator and turned to Ron and Rufus. "Are you ready to go boys?" she asked.

"Off course," said Ron. Then he leaned closer to Kim and whispered "but what about Dr. D?"

"Oh, uh, Dr. Drakken would you like to go with us?" she asked awkwardly.

"No," said Drakken. "I don't think I could bear to watch my Shego working for someone else. Go on without me. I'll try to survive without her, but please bring her back to me, please."

"I'll do my best," said Kim as she and Ron moved up the door, and out the passage way.

"Okay," said Ron. "Did Drakken seem a little to weird back there? Even for Drakken?"

"He's just upset," said Kim. "He'll come around, don't worry."

"Good because who wants to fight an arch enemy, who is depressed all the time?" asked Ron. "Who do you think our ride is anyway?

"I'll give you three guesses," said Kim as the sound of an airplane came from overhead.

"No," cried Ron. "No more chips. Please I'll do anything, but no more chips."

They reached the landing strip, just as Bob Noke stepped out of his aircraft.

"You sure are traveling around the world quick," he said with a smile, and then he turned to Ron. "And just so you know, I am completely restocked with chips for the ride.

As Ron and Rufus groaned, Bob smiled at Kim, and the four of them climbed onto the helicopter. At the first glance of food Ron moaned, "You are a cruel man."

"Cruel," repeated an equally sick Rufus.

"A sick boy, and a sick naked mole rat," said Kim. "Won't this be a fun trip?"

A few hours later

"Thanks for the ride," Kim said as she climbed off the plane. "Again."

"Think nothing of it," said Bob. "But do try and catch the criminals this time, won't you? I'm running out fuel flying you guys all over the place."

"We'll do our best," said Kim. "Won't we Ron?"

"Anything," moaned Ron. "As long as I don't have to ever look at another chip again for as long as I live."

As soon as Ron, Kim, and Rufus got off the plane Kim's Kimunicator beeped.

"Wade," said Kim. "You never fail me. What's the sitch?"

"We'll you're very close to the entrance to the new hideout," said Wade. "I have a map for you, but you're going to watch your step. There's a trap door so be…"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" screamed Ron, Rufus, and Kim as they fell right through the trap door and began to plummet downwards to their doom.

"Careful," said Wade.

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