Cat: Yes yes, you thought I was going to leave this story no?
Bakura: Yes.
Cat: (-.-) It's just this is my first Yaoi all my other fic's are strate.
Kitsunegirl4ever: (Sweatdrop) Umm, yeah ok. Cookie for the first reviewer.
Kotori-Chan: Thanx!
Ruby eyed girl: (Sweatdrop) Yeah, I know. Incase your thinking it's a Bakura/Anzu it's not. This IS a yaoi! Bakura/Malik. Yes I fiquired I'd see what it was like to write this. Thanx!
PrepMassacre: Updated!
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO!
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Isis smiled and walked around the house barking orders at Malik and Odion as she did her hair.
"Odion! The couch has crisps on it! Malik you missed a spot!" she said happily.
Once they were done Malik sighed. "Isis why did you make us go through that?"
"Well," smiled Isis. "Anzu is coming over for dinner."
"Ugh!" Malik frowned. "That stupid frendship prea-"
"MALIK ISHTAR! DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT ANZU!" screamed Isis, her happy mood suddenly upside down. "Now finish your work!" she shouted.
"Isis, is something wrong?" the door opened and Marik blinked.
"No, ofcourse not Marik." smiled Isis.
Malik mentally growled. Stupid Marik kissing upto Isis.
Marik grinned. "I was just wondering if I could use the phone?"
Isis blinked. "Umm, sure. May I ask why?"
Marik grinned, this was sure gonna get under Malik's skin. "I want to call Bakura-kun!"
(O.O)
"Bakura-kun?" screamed Malik suddenly. "Why the hell are you calling him kun?."
Marik stopped himself from smirking. "Why Malik! Are you jelouse of my and Bakura-kun's relationship?"
Malik's eyes widened even more. "RELATIONSHIP?"
Marik grinned. "It's been two weeks. Didn't he tell you? We've been dating."
Malik's eyes practicly popped out of his head. "NO!"
Isis and Odion had left the room a LONG time agon, but Marik and Malik hadn't noticed.
Ring, ring.
'Saved by the bell' thought Isis as she heard Malik mutter a curse.
"I'll get it!" shouted Marik running to the phone. "Hello?"
"Hello?" came Ryou's soft voice.
Marik grinned. "Hello Bakura-kun." he wasn't exactly lying was he? It was Ryou's last name after all.
"Hello Malik-kun!"
Malik's eyes popped out. Bakura was on the phone and he was sure he had heard him say Marik-kun! 'So? What do I care?'
Bakura:
Ryou says he's calling someone because it's important. Maybe he has a new boyfriend.
"Ugh!" Ryou sighed. "Why won't he pick up?"
Bakura raised an eyebrow. "Who won't pick up?"
Ryou smiled slightly. "Ugh, that Malik Ishtar!"
Bakura stiffened.
"I mean, he stood me up! And now? He's to chicken to pick up the phone. Honestly, why did he even bother buying all that chocolate, wearing a tux, combing his hair AND putting on matching shoes, if he was going to stand me up?" Ryou now had tears in his eyes.
Bakura's eyes went huge. Malik was gay? And he liked Ryou?
Ryou was trying not to laugh his head of. Malik asked him on no date. Heck, he hadn't even called him yet. He and Marik had been talking to each other right after Malik and Bakura went out to food raid, and decided they were going to be playing matchmakers.
Bakura on the other hand was practicly having a heart attack. Just what did Malik see in Ryou? What did Ryou have that made Malik, in Ryou's words, buy chocolate, wear a tux, comb his hair AND put on matching shoes? 'Wait! Why do I care? I'm not gay! And if Malik wants to be, who cares?'
Ryou had just REALLY called the Ishtars hoping Marik would pick up, then part two!
"Hello?"
Ryou grinned. "Hello?"
"Hello Bakura-kun!"
Bakura stiffened. He heard... kun.
Ryou put on his best upset voice. "Hello Malik-kun!"
"Bakura-kun, is something wrong?" came Marik's concerned and confused voice.
"Malik! You baka! How could you stand me up?" he cried into the phone.
Bakura sweatdropped.
"Bakura-kun, I'm so sorry, I was bus-"
"Busy? Busy? That's what you said last time Malik!"
Bakura's eyes widened. Just how long had Malik and Marik been dating?
"Bakura-kun, I swear it was an accident." came the soft reasoning reply. "Why else would I, buy all that chocolate, wear a tux, comb my hair AND put on matching shoes, to apoligize t-"
"Apoligize?" Ryou cried in a raspy voice. Bakura was guessing it was because of the crying, although it was amazing how alike he and Ryou sounded. "That's why? That's why you took me out? To see if you could get me in your bed again?"
Bakura's eyes were now in danger of falling of. Again?
"Bakura-kun! I swear! That whore meant nothing to me! It was just for fun!"
What was for fun? asked Bakura mentally.
Ryou frowned. "Malik-kun, if I forgive you, will you promise to be loyal this time?"
Bakura gulped. Loyal?
There was silence on the other line.
"Ofcourse Bakura-kun."
Ryou smiled. "Ok, good bye, my handsome Malik."
"Goodbye, my sweet Bakura."
Malik:
"Hello Malik-kun!" The voice was upset. What did Marik do to Bakura?
"Bakura-kun, is something wrong?" Marik said in a concerned and confused voice.
Malik growled. How he wanted to puch his brother square in the face.
"Malik! You baka! How could you stand me up?" came a very raspy shout. It was definitely Bakura.
Marik sighed softly "Bakura-kun, I'm so sorry, I was bus-"
"Busy? Busy? That's what you said last time Malik!"
Malik's eyes went huge, last time? I mean it was bad enough that his yami was gay. But to stand Bakura up?
"Bakura-kun, I swear it was an accident. Why else would I, buy all that chocolate, wear a tux, comb my hair AND put on matching shoes, to apoligize t-"
"Apoligize? That's why? That's why you took me out? To see if you could get me in your bed again?"
Again? Holy Ra! This was very, very wrong! It was supposed to be him and Bakura! 'No wait, why did I think that? Bakura's just my friend!'
"Bakura-kun! I swear! That whore meant nothing to me! It was just for fun!" Marik cried into the phone.
'Holy Ra! My yami cheated on Bakura!'
"Malik-kun, if I forgive you, will you promise to be loyal this time?"
Malik gulped, did he hear loyal?
Marik was silent for a while. And it looked as though he was gonna say no.
'Please say no! Please say no!' Malik thought. 'What if he agree's to be loyal? What then?' Malik gulped.
"Ofcourse Bakura-kun."
"Ok, good bye, my handsome Malik."
(O.O) 'Handsome Marik? Did Bakura say handsome? It sure sounded that way! But then again I'm having difficulty hearing.'
"Goodbye, my sweet Bakura." Marik hung up and before leaving, sent Malik a deadly smirk.
Malik had no clue why he was feeling this was. He felt broken, hurt and like life wasn't worth living. He sighed. Nothing could make him feel better.
Ring, ring.
Malik groaned. 'Stupid phone! You've cause enough trouble. Now you want to cause more? I wish I had lazer eyes or something, then I could blast you to phone hell!' But he got up and answered it anyway.
"Hello, this Malik Ishtar, whoever the hell you are, go to he-" he was cut of by a new york accent.
"Malik! I need your 'elp! Someone stole my food! I ain't got no breakfast!" shouted Joey, he sounded like he had just cried.
"Joey, didn't you have breakfast earlier? It's 1:05p.m." Mentally Malik snickered.
"Well, I don't get up early. Mostly 'cause my dad goes out late to rape some guy."
(o.oU) 'Believe me I know.' "Oh Joey! That must be terrible! How do you and Shizuka survive?" 'Yeah, right. Your father takes money from people before actually raping them.'
"Sniff, sniff."
Malik's groaned mentally. 'Please tell me that wasn't him!'
"Purrrrrrr."
Malik sweatdropped. "Joey? Did you just pur?"
"Hmmm, no Malik, why?"
Malik sighed in relief. "No reason. But if that wasn't you? Who was it?"
"Oh Maaalliiiiiik!"
'Ra no...'
"Shizuka! Get of teh phone!" came Joey's scream.
"Gimme! I wanna talk to Malik!"
"Ahhhhhhh!"
Apparantly Shizuka had won.
"Hi Malik!" Shizuka chriped.
Malik had half the mind to slam the phonee down and scream. "Hey Shizuka."
"You know Malik, I had a dream about you."
Malik gulped. 'Please don't tell me about it!' "Y-y-you d-d-don-don't s-say?"
"Oh yeah... I do, believe me I do. Wanna hear how I chained you to my bed and humped you senceless?"
'Holy Ra! She's a he?' "W-wh-what?"
"Shizuka! Get of teh phone now! Tristan's at the door, say's sometin' about humps!"
(X.X)
"Ok, big brother! I'll tell ya later Malik!"
"O-o-o-o-ok." He looked up. 'Please let me die before then!'
" 'Ello Malik? Sorry about Shizuka, but don' worry. I'll have some food from Yami and Yug, Ok?"
"But that's where me and Bakura are gon- I mean, no! Get some from Mazak- I mean, Anzu! I bet she had tuns of food and she's the only one stup- I mean, kind enough to give it to you!"
"Yeah, your righ'! Ok thanks Malik bye!"
Dial tone.
Malik looked at the phone. "I am sooo into sending letters."
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Cat: (Sweatdrop) Yes. That was short.
Bakura: (Nodds)
Cat: So next chapter Bakura and Malik rob the Kame shop.
Bakura: Incase your wondering, one chapter at a time will be thieving and the next will be nonsence like this.
Cat: (Nodds) Marik and Ryou time actually.
Bakura: REVIEW!
Cat: I LOVE YOU YAMI!