"Harrry!" hermione sang, "where are you?"
"Hermione for the last fucking time, Im right in fucking front of you."
"Ohyea i didhicn't, I didnt, Ididnt, uh what was i gonnasay harry?"
"I have no fucking clue? Ask Ron he might know"
"Hey ron, Harry told me to ask you, uhhhhh uhhhh, Harry What did you tell me to ask ron?"
"Harry, OMG HARRY WHERE ARE YOU!"
"Hermione this has been going on for the past three days! ROn and i are starving, and i really have to shitt, Please give it up"
"Well im sorry but im cathloc, i dont really have a lot of options!" hermione shouted shakeing to the floor with tears.
"What the hell are you bloody talking about woman?" ron spoke
" ROn, Ron, why isnt our baby gaining weight?"
"BECAUSE ITS A BAG OF FLOUR! you phyco-bitch"
"Oh, yea, almost lost my cool there didnt i"
"Hermione please just unlock the door, im prary-doggin it!" harry moaned
"Ok Harry you can leave, but come right back ok?"
"Yea ok" harrys voice dropped, so just ron could hear, "ill sent help"
hermione started singing the veggie tails theme song
"Lots of help" ron corrected
"IF A SQUASH CAN MAKE YOU SMILE!" hermione screeched
"Ok hermione open the door" harry said
Ok" stand back, she went into deep concentration and shouted "OPEN SESAME STREET!"
And the door clicked open to reveil Sesame street
"Freedom!" hermione shouted and ran to the door and slammed it closed before ron and harry could get out
But Hermione couldnt hear there muffled screams as Big Bird and Kermit the frog had just rolled a huge joint!
and as she inhailed deeply she thought Cigerette butts YUM
OMG HARRY WHERE ARE YOU!
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ps prary dogging it - ya know how a prary dog goes in and ou of his hole, well yea haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa